Canada Keep Out

Canada never liked leaving Kumajiroo alone much less with Austria. He wanted to leave Kuma Kuma with Hungary but Hungary had to take Italy to the thrift shop for a new dress. Kumma Kumma whined and whined about being left alone with Austria but little did he know that It would be the best time that he ever had. MHMHM.

Canada dropped Kuma Kuma off at half past noon; Austria had already prepared lunch. Canada looked at Austria and said

"Be careful with my baby darling booboo baby."

"you know what America," Austria snarled, "I didn't even want to watch your stupid bear. I'm just doing it because thAT DUMB GIRL HUNGARY MADE ME."

"You should feel privileged to have my little Kumarooroo here," Canada said in his soft voice.

"You know what America, " Austria belched, "GET OUT

"My name is Canada," Canada ran away screaming.

"What do you want to do?" Austria asked viciously to Kuma kuma who was staring into space.

"I dunno," Kuma said in that squeaky little voice of his.

Austria thought of something France had taught him and decided to try it out on Kuma Kuma.

"You seem dirty BABAY," Austria said seductively, "I think you need a bubble bath."

"MMM that guy never lets me take bubble baths," Kuma says referring to Canadia.

"Well in my house we have a bath big enough for two," Austria said before smiling and winking at the soft polar bear.

"That sounds like GREAT fun," kuma kuma said not knowing what was coming next. It would be him.

Austria gripped Kuma Kuma's paw and lead him seductively to the bathroom. Austria started the water while Kuma Kuma stared curiously. Austria started unbuttoning his shirt but turned to look at Kuma Kuma after the first three buttons.

"one of my buttons is stuck can you help me," Austria asked smiling pedophylliclly.

Kuma Kuma instead started ripping off of Austria's clothes hungrily.

"YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE FIESTY THAN PRUSSIA AND HUNGARY COMBINED," Austria groaned.

"What is happening to your tinky winky," Kuma Kuma asked innocently. Austria grinned seductively.

"Great things are happening to my love organ BABAY," Austria moaned with pleasure

Kuma Kuma was very interested to hear this "Why did you make that noise?" Kuma Kuma asked.

" It's because I'm so happy. I haven't been getting the BOW CHICKA WOW WOW recently."

"What is the BOW CHICKA WOW WOW? I want it," Kuma Kuma begged not knowing that he was closer than he could have imagined to getting this BOW CHICKA WOW WOW Austria was talking about.

"Oh you're about to find out" said Austria, seductively throwing Kuma Kuma into the bath and then jumping in himself.

Austria began thrusting into Kuma Kuma and then Kuma Kuma passed out from pure excitement.

"That's right." Austria whispered into Kuma Kuma's ear. "That's the BOW CHICKA WOW WOW."

Canada arrived in thirty minutes to pick up Kuma Kuma and Austria was in the foyer playing piano. Austria had moved Kuma Kuma to the couch but he was still a bit damp and asleep.

"You can get your dumb stupid bear thing he made a terrible mess in my bath tub, America." Austria commanded.

"IT'S CANADA!" Canada screamed grabbing Kuma Kuma and majestically galloping away.

Hungary arrived with Italy, who was covered in dirt. "Austria dear, Italy needs to bathe. Can you take these bags to his room?"

"Of course." He said not realizing the surprise awaiting Hungary in the bathroom.

"AUSTRIA WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO? WAS THAT TERRIBLE TURDSICKLE, PRUSSIA OVER HERE?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! " Hungary screamed shielding Italy's innocent eyes from the mess in the bathroom.

"I DID A BEAR. IT WAS BETTER THAN YOU OR PUSSIA. OR EVEN FRANCE. HIS PENIS WAS BIGGER THAN RUSSIA'S AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT." Austria yelled back.

Hungary cried and ran away to Germany's house so that Italy wouldn't have to be scarred like she was.

THE END..