Disclaimer: I do not own Sonny with a Chance.
Phone Call
By: ichelx
Bed. Stare. Ceiling. Bored! Did I mention that I was bored? Then, my cell phone rang… or mooed.
Moo! Moo! Moo!
I looked at the caller id and saw it was none other than Chad Dylan Cooper. Roll eyes.
"What do you want, Chad?" Annoyed tone.
"Geez, what happened to you? I just called to say hi." Rolls eyes again.
"Uh huh." I am not convinced. "Now please tell me the real reason that you called."
"Now, Sonny, when I try to be nice, you go on the negative on me."
Deep sigh. Enter squeaky and hyper voice. "Hi, Chad! How is the greatest actor of drama doing of all time?"
"Nice. So are you bored?" Smirk.
Vein popped into head. "Are you trying to get me to choke you over the phone?"
"Hey, it is just a question." Another smirk.
"Yes, I am very bored. Now bye." About to hang up.
"Wait!" Puts phone back to ear.
"What do you want, Chad?"
"I want to ask you something."
"Yes?" Stomps foot waiting.
"Do you think I have sparkly eyes?"
"Bye Chad."
Hangs up.
WITH CHAD
Click.
"Hello? Sonny? Are you there?"
Ring tone.
"Did you hang up on me?"
Beep. Beep Beep.
"No one, and I mean no one, hangs up on Chad Dylan Cooper."
Three seconds later.
3 -
2 -
1 -
"Wait, why I am still on this phone call?!
Hangs up.
NARRATOR POV
And so everyone, never be like Chad Dylan Cooper and talks to a beeping tone at the end of a hang up phone call.
01: that has to be my dumbest one-shot ever made. I was bored and I didn't even know what to do. I was bored as you can say it. Please review.
Reviews makes me write (:
ichelx