No More Ninja's

Hey everyone thanks for taking the time to read my story. This is a challenge response to Cross177's No More Heroes and Naruto crossover. Credit to challenge goes to him and whoever reads this should read his NMH story. And like NMH viewer discretion is advised because there will be swearing, bloodshed, and everyone's favorite lemon's in the future so gtfo if you don't like that stuff. Oh yeah and Naruto will be in Santa Destroy for the 1st arc and he'll join the ninja acadamy at 16 which in this story is the graduation age. Also Chapters will get longer than this so if you just read this one give the other chapters a chance if not meh thats fine too.

Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Naruto or No More Heroes. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, and No More Heroes belongs to Suda51.

I know that some people out there has had some crazy shit happen to them, at least that's what my otaku obsessed brother always told me. Ever since I was born I was treated like fucking shit by the dumb-ass civilians. Hell, they tried to killed me every freaking chance they possibly could. And when the Hokage shows up I think to my self or at least what I say now is, what the hell is their fucking problem and why am I to blame for their anger?

But for once things changed in a good way on my 8th birthday since I met Travis Touchdown and he must've saw what happened to me and apparently wanted to adopt me as a brother since he apparently saw potential in me and he'd be damned if it was gonna go to waste, well that and the fact people treat a fucking kid like shit just for living. So the old monkey lets him since he probably thought enough was enough and hes not gonna back down since he was and still is the God of Shinobi. So he take's out the adoption paper's and bada-bing I'm now Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Touchdown since the old man gave me scroll's that my parent's left behind.

My parent's were Kushina Uzumaki of Whirlpool and was the 1st #1 ranked assassin in this assassin's whatsit and known as the Red Death. My father? He was the fucking Forth Hokage who sealed the fucking Kyuubi in me also known as the Yellow Flash meh mom's name sounds better. And my brother is Travis Touchdown he was the 3rd #1 ranked assassin for the same thing after #2 who took the title after my mother died giving birth to me. He's also an Otaku which is someone with an anime obsession thus dubbing him Otaku-nii. Also he later told me during training that he was my cousin. But I still call him Otaku-nii because I like to piss him off when I call him that, and he's more like a brother instead of a cousin.

At first I hated my father until I actually did meet the Kyuubi herself, yes that's right her. Holy crap was she hot when she showed me her hybrid form, then I decided what was a few beatings as a kid if it eventually lead up to me meet the hottest fucking redheaded vixen ever! 'ahem' went a little overboard there I blame Otaku-nii's.

Anyways so before me and Otaku-nii left I read my mom's letter which told me about our bloodline Dark Step which only works with our beam katana's, and there was a blood seal and Otaku-nii told me to wipe my blood on there and when I did out came Mom's beam katana the Red Strike.

Now 7 years later after my training some cat, all well dressed and cool confronted me and Otaku-nii he was The Drifter, couldn't tell if he was the shit, or plain ol' shit. Travis thought it was a good chance to test out my beam katana skills so he let me take care of him. Yeah, so he's stylin, fast, aggressive, and packing heat, and now I ended up being #11 since Travis quit his #1 position so he could find me. Then some guy shows up who is the manager of this whole damned thing. His name is Tetsuyo Uchikami "Impressive, it looks like the rumors you are an Uzumaki. Now that you've killed him you are now the 11th ranked hitman. I believe you can live up and pass your mother's legacy so don't dissapoint me."

Now it's my turn. Time for me to be #1 but this time I aims to keep it that way detailed enough for you? It's gonna be a long hard road. And who knows? It might kick ass. It might suck. And I might get laid. So waddaya say people; join me on my story, let's see how many chapters this'll take. So just keep on scrolling down on your computer boards.

LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!

I'll end it right here so stay tuned when Naruto fights #10. And Naruto's fights are gonna be the same as Travis's in NMH while Travis had different fight's so in a way its an A/U. As for pairings it's gonna be a Naruharem starring Femkyuubi and Shinobu. And please review so I can know if you liked it or not. Thanks for reading!
Update:I changed a few thing like Travis actually being an Uzumaki so he can teach Naruto his bloodline Dark Step.