Unnecessary visions.

A/N: Just a silly pr0n fic and some silly jokes :3.

"We've arrived! This is the refugee camp!" Juju shouted.

Shulk and Reyn saw the small craft, stationed at the tiny lake, and some kids playing next to the entrance of a cave. And as they made their way down they suddenly heard a voice shouting.

"Juju! Where have you been?!"

"Sharla?!"

A dark haired woman came out of the cave. And she seemed furious with Juju. Then, suddenly, Shulk had a vision. But this wasn't any old vision, mind you.

"Oh! Reyn! Give it to me! Harder!"

"Alright! It's Reyn time baby!"

The dark haired woman and Reyn were both naked, the woman held on to a tree as Reyn "went at it" from behind.

"Aah! Reyn! My legs are giving away! Oh! Hold me! Lift me up! Ah! Ah!"

"Alley-oop!" Reyn shouted as he picked her up, and held her beneath her legs.

"Aaa! Bionis save me! You're so good Reyn!"

And, as fast as it began, the vision ended. The dark haired woman was scolding Juju, while Reyn looked on. Shulk just shook his head and prayed he never had a vision like that again.

Should he change this future? Nah. He didn't want to cockblock Reyn. Bionis knows Reyn could use a stern woman, like this one, to keep him in line.

—Many Days later—

Shulk had gathered the water crystals, and Sharla had just fired her ether rifle. Now they waited to see if it helped the mysterious girl they had found in Makna forest.

As the girl shifted slightly, and let out a slight groan, Shulk leaned over her. That was a bad move. Suddenly, another vision came to Shulk.

The mystery-girl was lying on her back, while Shulk was on top of her. Their bodies moving in heated passion.

"Oh Shulk-darling! Aah! You're so rough! Mmh! It's so much! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

"I'm really feeling it!"

Out of nowhere, Shulk flipped the girl around, so she was on her stomach.

"Darling? What are you doing?"

"I'm 50% more effective from behind!"

"What? Aah! By Bionis' mercy! Aaaahh!"

'SMACK'

Shulk was violently brought out of his vision. He had obviously scared the girl as she woke up. He deserved that slap he supposed, in more ways than one. Shulk made up his mind, he wasn't going to change that future.