Disclaimer: I do not own anything involed with or related to Battlestar Galactica 2003.
A/N: Just something that hit me out of the blue. Jokes+fictional charectorsFunny story
The Cast!
Little Boy: Lee
Teacher: Roslyn
Principle: Tigh
Mom: Number Six
Dad: Adama
Police officer: Starbuck
Judge: Hadrian
Bartender: Zarek
4-year-old Lee Adama walked up to his teacher Ms. Roslyn and said, "Can I ask you what a word means?" She said "Sure, what's the word?" and he said, "Chickity" and she said "Chickity, Chickity. Don't you ever say that word again. I'm sending you to the principles office."
So Lee went to Principle Tigh's office and Tigh asked "Why are you here?" so Lee said "Well, I just asked my teacher what a word meant and she sent me here." So Tigh asked "Well what's the word?" and Lee answered "Chickity" Tigh said "Chickity, Chickity. Don't you ever say that word again. I'm sending you home."So Lee went home. His mom, Cylon model number Six, asked him "why are you home early?" So Lee answered. "Well, I just asked my teacher what a word meant, she sent me to the principles office and the principle sent me home." So Six asked him "Well, what's the word?" and Lee answered "Chickity." His mother (Six) says "Chickity, Chickity. Don't you ever say that word again. I'm sending you to your room until your father gets home."
So Lee goes to his room and his dad, Will Adama, gets home. Will comes to his room and asks him "Why are you in your room?" So Lee replies "I just asked my teacher what a word meant, she sent me to the principles office, the principle sent me home, and my mom sent me to my room." So Will asks, "What's the word?" and Lee says "Chickity" Will replies "Chickity, chickity. Don't you ever say that word again. I'm kicking you out of the house.
So Lee is sitting on the curb when a police officer shows up. Her badge reads Starbuck. She asks him "Why are you sitting out here alone at this time of night. Lee replies "Well, today in school I just asked my teacher what a word meant, she sent me to the principles office the principle sent me home my mom sent me to my room my dad kicked me out of the house and now I am here." So Starbuck asks him "Well what's the word?" Lee says "Chickity" Officer Starbuck says "Chickity, chickity. Don't you ever say that word again. I'm sending you to court."
So Lee is in court and Judge Hadrian asks him "Why are you here?" Lee replies "Well, I just asked my teacher what a word meant, she sent me to the principles office, the principle sent me home, my mom sent me to my room, my dad kicked me out of the house, and the police officer sent me here." Hadrian asks, "Well, what's the word?" Lee sighs and says "Chickity" Judge Hadrian says "Chickity, Chickity. Don't you ever say that word again. I'm sentencing you to 20 years in prison.
Twenty years later Lee is out and goes to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender, Tom Zarek, says "You look depressed, why are you here?" So Lee responds "Well, Twenty years ago I just asked my teacher what a word meant. She sent me to the principles office, the principle sent me home, my mom sent me to my room, my dad kicked me out of the house, the police sent me to court, the judge sentenced me to twenty years in prison, and then I came here." So Zarek asks "What's the word?" Lee replied "Chickity" Tom says "Chickity chickity don't you ever say that word again. I'm kicking you out of my bar.
So Lee leaves the bar, walks into the street and gets hit by a Cylon Raider. The morale of this story is: Look both ways before you cross the street.
A/N2: Please, Tell me if you like it and R&R. :)