Hey guys! My name's Smut and this is my first story! I hope you like it! I'd appreciate feedback if possible!

Chapter 1 Victor

My throat burns from lack of oxygen. My legs ache from running flat out from the other side of campus.

"Get back here Miss Everdeen!" Principle Snow calls from behind me. I only run faster. Faster away from the trouble that I have left behind… purposely.

I love to see the expression of Principle Snow's face when I drop water balloons off the main building onto his head. I love watching people wander around clueless when I stick signs that say, "Please use another door" on every door exiting the building. But most of all I love the rush that comes after. I love the chaos. I love the chase.

Today I did something… I bit different than your everyday prank though. You see, I just so happened to be walking past the boys' gym room when it happened…

***Flashback***

It was after school and I had just finished my usual detention time. I was walking down the hallway to where my locker was when I heard it.

"Oh Coriolanus!" Someone groaned from inside the locker room. I froze.

"Shh we'll get caught!" I heard Principle Snow whisper in a hushed voice followed by a giggle. Oh my God… I quickly pulled out my phone and got out the recording device. I snickered to myself as I pressed record.

There were more groans paired with a loud slapping noise. Ewww! I retched.

"Oh Alma! Oh God!" Snow called from inside the locker room. I quickly covered my mouth with my hand to stifle my laughter. I caught Principle Snow and Miss Coin doing it in the boys' gym room. I don't know whether to laugh or throw up.

"Fuck! Oh God harder!" Coin screamed. Ok, laugh. I double over in silent laughter. There are a few loud groans and then the slapping stops. There is panting from the other side of the door.

"Tomorrow, same place, same time." He says in a tone that he probably thinks sounds sexy. Ewww! They do this regularly!? I press the recording button off and I run silently down the hallway to my locker.

***The next day***

I walk to school with the biggest smirk on my face. When I get to school Melissa, Johanna, Madge and Clove are waiting by the doors.

"What's up with you?" Clove says looking me up and down.

"I know that face. That's your evil face and… from the looks of it… this is big." Madge says raising an eyebrow.

"Well what is it Everdeen?" Johanna asks with a bored tone. I smirk even wider.

"It's a surprise. But I need your help to get into Principle Snows office." I say evilly.

"Oh God," Melissa says her eyes widening. "That can't be good. You're right Madge this is big." She smirks.

"Don't you worry Foxface, I got this, I just need to make a little… announcement." I reply.

"Fine we'll help you get in but this better be worth it. I'm not scraping all the gum off the desks in block B again for nothing." Johanna says with a sigh.

I nod. "Trust me it's worth it. Ok so here's the plan…"

***20 minutes later***

I sit down the hall from Principle Snow's office waiting for my cue. "Get ready Snow, I'm about to go down in history." I mutter to myself.

All of a sudden the fire alarm goes off. Perfect timing…

Snow comes out of his office confused before heading to the gym where everyone will be assembled. I wait at least 10 minutes before making my move.

I run silently into his office and close the door quietly before dropping into Snow's chair. I pick up the microphone that Snow uses to make announcements. I fish my phone out of my pocket. I press the button that lets the whole school hear me.

"Good morning students! Your girl on fire here!" I say dripping with sarcasm. "Today I have the privilege of sharing with you some very… interesting material. So without further a due let's give it up for Principle Snow!" I say before pressing play on the recording.

The recording plays and when it's done I can hear the clapping and cheering from the gym. I smirk and pick up the microphone again. "Oh Principle Snow, getting down and dirty after school are we? I don't think there'll be a tomorrow, same place, and same time anymore. This is your girl on fire signing off once again." I say before releasing the button. I run for the door and close it behind me. The girl on fire is my stage name and the name has never been more true.

"Everdeen!" A booming voice yells from down the hall. I smirk.

"Come and get me old man!" I yell before running down the hall in the opposite direction. I plan on making a victory run through the gym so I head there.

The cheering has doubled in volume and I head towards it. I can hear Snow screaming behind me to "Stop right this instant Everdeen!" I only run faster. I reach the gym doors and push them open smugly.

Everyone turns to me and I run to the middle of the gym. I take several bows before turning to the door where Snow has just entered. He has his hands on his knees and is catching his breath.

"Everdeen! Everdeen!" The crowd chants. I smirk at Snow and yell across the gym.

"Come on old man! Catch me if you can!" With that I turn and run for the door. I bolt out and run across the campus.

***Back to present***

I look over my shoulder and see Snow slowing down. He collapses to his knees, red faced. I smirk and turn around. I smack hard into something. I look up. Not something, someone.

Well this is the first chapter for my first story Troublemaker! I hope you liked it! I hope Katniss doesn't seem too out of character :/ Fear not! She'll be more in character in the next chapter! Love it? Hate it?