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Impulse. Slytherin's Girl Pranksters.
Prologue
Congratulations! By reading this page, means you can read! Wow! Shock horror! Shut it Smart arse! Lilac's trying to sound smart! Somebody get me some Fire Whiskey quick! Wow! Thanks for those smashingly encouraging words! And you called me Smart Arse. Bugger off Constance. You know you love us Kiki! What the hell did I say about that name Jasper? WILL YOU ALL SHUT IT? She said that without swearing! FUCKING HELL CONSTANCE AMELIA MALFOY, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Bad time with Potter? Jasper, he's your brother! Poor you! Potter AND Black for brother's now! Least you have me :) And me! Even though I would rather get eaten by the Giant Squid before I stepped in your house, no offense Jas. Way to bite the chicken Kae. 'Bite the Chicken?' Constance, what did you do to her? Why's it always me? SERIOUSLY MAN! Was it? Well, yeah. There you go, that's why you get blamed. Cause you do it. Damn you and your logic Lilac.
Anyway, moving on, This is us in our final year! I'm Jasper Catherine Potter, otherwise known as Jelly. And yes I am James Potter's twin, and I am unfortunately younger, but my brother's the perfect one. The only thing I beat him at is Quittich! Anyway, I'm a mockery and a sham to the entire Potter family because I got sorted into Slytherin. Anyway, I met these three loonies and we because known as Impulse, 'cause we act on Impulse. Random. We're also a band :) So, yeah, we're awesome. I have the 'Potter Curse'. Uncontrollable Black hair, and hazel eyes. It was only my brother with the funnily shit eyesight. I'm tall-ish, and Good looking. Let's just say I rival Sirius Black at biggest Whore! YAY ME! Chill Dudes ;D
I'm Constance Amelia Malfoy. Otherwise (Unfortunately) known as Cream. THANK YOU JELLY! I am Lucius Malfoy's younger sister, AND I FUCKING HATE HIM! Stuck up bunch of bad-tempered-toss-pots the lot of 'em. I have boob-length of dirty blonde hair and dark blue eyes. Short-ish. Let's just say I get on more with Sirius Black better than my father, and I've sent Black to the Hospital wings with flesh missing. Cheerio ;)
Yip Yap! I'm Kaela Anne Birmingham. Sadly known as Kiki. Known to the Twit Squad (The Marauders) as Kinki. I nearly beheaded them when they called me that. Another week's detention. Damn you McGonagall. I have short pixie like black hair and brown eyes. Tall. Slim. Bad-tempered. Funny. The only person who I can trust, who's an adult is Mr. Potter, Jelly's dad. He's really nice, not like Jelly's Mum. Jesus Christ, the way she acts, you'd think I'd been talking to the Devil. S'laters xx
Yo. The name's Lilac Lilly Nott. I AM STAR! HEAR ME ROAR! Let me make this clear; MY BROTHER IS THE BIGGEST TWAT EVER! HE HAS A FUCKING BIG ISSUE WITH GOOD PEOPLE! I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WITH MORAL'S? Honestly… I have brown hair and green eyes. Short, petite, has a hell of a bat bogey hex, which Sirius Black has been the end of. Sparkling personality! Mr. P, Jelly's dad, is like, my hero :) Best Auror ever! Baby, Over and Out.
So… You know that… Did you also know that;
We are all Animagi? I'm a Fox, Jelly's a doe, Kiki's a panther and Star's a leopard.
We all play Quittich! I'm a seeker, Cream's a beater, So's Kiki and Star's a Chaser.
We are the only female prankster's? We erm, also like getting the Twit Squad. Black's not so cocky dressed as a bird
We are not to be messed with. We're dangerous, we act as a pack. We trust each other with each other's lives.
So there you have it. The Chronicles of Our Lives. All we can say is, We're not really sorry if we get you in a prank. You get some, you lose some.
Ask us no Questions and we'll tell you no lies.