Love hina: where is my world?

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"Hello curious fan fiction readers, (I think you're curious because you certainly didn't click here because of our legendary status in fan fiction. HAHA! Its so funny it's pathetic. cries nobody knows of us!) Nathalist of the dark icon here trying my hand at my first individual love hina fic. It took hours to think of an idea that hasn't been taken, let alone stand out from the thousands of other fics out there. So that means if your reading this then I must have done good... praise god! What, you actually tried to prevent people from clicking here, well screw you too then!" thunder claps in the distance I'm sorry! I didn't mean it."

Disclaimer: I do not own love hina in any way, shape, or form.

Summary: Su builds a machine that is capable of inter dimensional travel. So what happens when our favorite pervert ronin stumbles across it?

Author's note: We all know the love hina setting and Hinita Sou building right? So I can skip pass all of that right? RIGHT?

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Chapter one: HIDE ME!

"WAAAAAAAH!" A male's voice cut through the halls of Hinita Sou. A sickening thud followed shortly afterwards as a figure flew threw several walls of the Inn. During it's flight, a woman watching T.V. at the inn entrance just happened to catch a glimpse of a horrified man crashing to a sliding stop in front of her.

"Ouch, talk about pain," the woman said to herself as she looked at the remains of a seemingly young male. "You really should watch what you do around a certain hot head Karanin, and I do use that term lightly Keitaro," the woman said pouring a bit of sake on the man's forehead. Her calm eyes and fox like grin told all that she liked what was happening, it was her idea of fun.

"I'll try to remember that Kitsune," Keitaro said between labored breaths. He twitched on the ground for a few seconds, then tried to sit up. Unfortunately for him, something gave away and he fell flat on his back.

"Where's that perverted hentai (I know both perverted and hentai means the same thing but I'm adding these for affect...bare with me please)," another female's voice echoed through the newly formed vents in the walls.

"What did you do this time Urishima, it must have been really perverted to make Naru-sempai lash out like that," a tall young woman with an athletic build and long dark hair asked as she walked into the room. Behind her was a small blue haired girl caring a tray full of tea, which she dropped on site when she saw Keitaro on the ground.

"Sempai," she cried as she instantly went to his side. The girl went into a frenzy worring over Keitaro. As often as Keitaro got hurt around the inn, this girl would always work herself up.

Kitsune turned her attention away from the temporary crippled innkeeper, "tell me about it, I don't think you could do worse to him even if you tried Motoko." Any conversation that would have followed was cut off by loud stomping coming from the ceiling above them.

"I WILL FIND YOU," the same angry voice yelled from before, "and when I do you will pay!"

"Back away from him Shinobu," Motoko said to the blue haired girl helping Keitaro, "I don't think anything on earth can help him now." At that moment a rage driven female made her way into the living room.

"I've found you," she said cracking her knuckles.

"NO NARU! It was a mistake, honest," Keitaro yelled waving his arms back and forth after recovering from a crash that would have left any other man in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

"Accident," Naru said almost laughing at him, "I catch you trying on my PANTIES? THAT IS NO ACCIDENT!" A vein popped onto Motoko's head instantly while Shinobu fainted.

"YOU DID WHAT URISHIMA," Motoko shouted at the poor ronin as she unsheathed the blade she always carried at her side.

"IT WAS A MISTAKE! HONESTLY," Keitaro pleaded, "I HAD NO IDEA THE PANTIES WAS IN MY UNDERWEAR DAWRER!" By now Motoko had her blade ready and Naru's fist was glowing with anticipation. Apparently, it was excited for the next chance to help Keitaro get into the Guinness book of world records. The furthest distance flown without the use of an airplane.

'Now I like a little fun now and then but I had no idea my little prank would turn out like this,' Kitsune thought to herself, 'I should really do something to stop this.' Kitsune opened her mouth to speak but was cut off when Motoko made a threat dripping with painful intentions.

"If you have any proof that you are not behind this, and someone else should receiving this punishment then speak up now, or may god have mercy on your Soul." Any thought of confessing Kitsune had vanished.

"I'll make sure you're buried in a nice cemetery Keitaro," she called out before hastily leaving the room. Keitaro, in one of his better thoughts during his experience of karinin or Hinita Sou, did the same.

'Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide' Keitaro was mentally yelling at himself. He cut a corner in one of the upstairs hallways and hid behind the corner. Naru and Motoko entered the hallway shortly after. The two girls stopped momentarily, sniffing the air like wild animals. By this point Keitaro was sweating bullets by now.

"We will find you Keitaro," both girls hissed at the same time. At the mention of his name a drop of sweat fell off of Keitaro's nose. Naru and Motoko stopped sniffing the air suddenly and looked towards the next hallway. "Sweat," both girls said quietly to themselves, "DIE PERVERT!" A blast of ki sent Keitaro rolling down the hall.

"I'm a dead man," Keitaro said to himself running down hallways at random. He ran down a couple more hallways and ran inside a room, not caring whose it was or who was in it.

"Keitaro," a voice behind him squealed. Keitaro cringed at the Sound of his name, 'not now,' he thought before turning around. A blond haired girl with dark skin was perched on a tree branch in her room. Keitaro could never get over the fact that this little girl's room was literally a jungle.

"Hi Su," Keitaro choked on her name, "how are you doing?" Su jumped off the tree branch in her room.

"I'm doing good Keitaro, especially since you're here, now I can try out my new invention." She pointed to a giant metal turtle in her room. "This one actually has to eat to function correctly," Su boasted. The turtle turned to Keitaro with hungry eyes.

"HEY! What's that over there," Keitaro pointed at anything in the room to stop the turtle.

"Huh," Su asked herself as she pressed a big red button on a remote. The turtle's eyes went black and its head rolled forward a bit. "Oh that," Su said happily, "that's a dimensional gate I'm working on." She went to a control panel in her room and play a little with the keys. With a loud whirling Sound a portal was formed on the left side of the room. "It's not tested yet so maybe you can jump in it for me."

Keitaro waved his arms back and forth, "NO NO SU! THAT'S OK!"

Su pouted a bit, "that's ok Keitaro, we can still test out out tama version 7.0" Su pressed the big red button on the remote she had and the turtle sprang back to life.

"I'm a dead man," Keitaro said to himself again before edging his way towards the door.

"Motoko! He's in here," Naru shouted through Su's door.

"HENTAI," Motoko screamed as she pierced her sword through the door.

"I'm a dead man," Keitaro said to himself for the third time in five minutes.

"Keitaro! GET OUT HERE NOW," Naru yelled pounding through Su's door. Keitaro had to think fast, he had a choice between two psycho women ready to put his invincibility to the test. On the other hand, he had a young girl ready to make her machina (Final Fantasy X. Hardly ever use the word machine anymore) test out Keitaro's invincibility.

Keitaro thought furiously while the turtle machina was ready to start munching on his hair. Su stared at the karanin from the other side of her room. She tilted her head slightly when she literally saw a light bulb labeled lifesaver pop above Keitaro's head. His eyes widened with the thought his escape plan.

"Su! There's a giant banana army ready to take out Hinita Sou!" Naru gave a hard pound to the door, because Keitaro had his back against it, the hit caused him to fall forward on his face. (How does a paper door hold up to a dozen Naru punches fueled by fury, let alone the fact that Motoko was constantly blasting the door with Ki attacks. We have to ask Su about that one.)

"A GIANT WHAT," Su screamed at the top of her lungs. A split second later Su was wearing a green military uniform with shiny badges on the left chest part. She took a whistle from inside her shirt and blew on hit as hard as she could. "Tanks ready," an army of toy tanks appeared from nowhere. "Utensils ready," all the tanks held forks in their gun barrels. Su hopped on the giant machina turtle with a fork and knife in hand. "ALRIGHT TROOPS! OPERATION YUMMY BANANA IS UNDERWAY!" She then pulled a bugle from nowhere and blew a war tune (you know the one in old cartoons where after its finished all the solders yell CHAAAARGE!), "CHARGE," she screamed then pointed at the door.

/outside of Su's door/

"That door can't protect that hentai forever," Naru said under her breath.

"Naru-sempai, attack together on three," Motoko shouted. Naru and Motoko stood together in front of the door, "one, two thr-"

Before the girls could finish counting, the door flew open and they were trampled by an army of toy tanks and a giant turtle machina. Su was in a world of her own sitting on the turtle, laughing like a maniac. "KING BANANA! YUMMY BANANA! TURTLE AND BANANA STEW! CHARGE MY ARMY CHARGE!"

/Su's room/

Keitaro saw the whole thing unfold. The sight of Naru and Motoko with swirls in their eyes sent him into a panic. "I'm a dead man when they wake up," Keitaro said to himself.

"Would you stop saying that," the male hormones in his head spat back, "there out cold so there's nothing to worry about." Just then Motoko rose to her feet. She was still dizzy but she was able to make out Keitaro's outline in Su's room.

"DIE HENTAI," she screamed as she sent a ki blast his way. Luckily for Keitaro, that fatal (and I mean fatal, Motoko was going to kill our poor ronin if she could see straight) blast was inaccurate so it only sent him flying a few yards backwards. Unluckily for Keitaro however, the portal was only two feet away, fully functional.

Keitaro vision was blurry for a second. When his eyes finally refocused, he found a teen with brown hair staring down at him. His cold eyes gave him a tough appearance and the diagonal scar on his nose showed that he was a fighter.

"Hi," Keitaro croaked, The guy did nothing though, he just stood there, peering down on Keitaro. Keitaro regained his composure and rose to his feet, for some reason however, he fell flat on his rear end after standing for a few seconds.

"You came out of a portal that appeared out of no where," the guy said suddenly. He then fingered a blade on his hip that resemble a gun handle for the hilt, "what exactly are you?"

Before Keitaro could answer with an explanation, two mad as hell voices rang from inside the portal, "HENTAI! YOU WILL DIE!"

Keitaro, knowing that if he went back through there, he would not be able to say the words 'I'm still alive' five minutes later. Keitaro sprang up off the ground, accidentally bumping into the brown headed guy in the process. The guy stumbled backwards right into the portal. Before he did fall completely, he was able to grab Keitaro by the collar of his shirt, pulling him back in the portal, which closed about three seconds later.

"Get back out here," Keitaro heard Naru screamed. If she got any louder her voice would be shot for a while. In any case, it was enough to make Keitaro panic and send his portal traveling buddy into the lion's den of Hinita Sou. As soon as the guy went though, that portal closed, so as far as Keitaro knew, he was trapped between dimensions. Well he was until he saw another portal open a few yards above him. With no where else to go, Keitaro kicked his legs and dog paddled to what his only escape. When Keitaro was on solid ground again he released a breath he had no idea he was holding. Now that he was safe for another day, Keitaro took the time to notice the surroundings around him. He was in some sort of dorm in what seemed like a school. With all the study materials of different subjects it had to be some sort of school.

"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea," Keitaro thought out loud. He would have quietly stayed in the room and thought of a way out of his current situation, he would have….if his stomach didn't started kicking him from the inside. He mentally heard his stomach wail, feed me now! Feed me now! Either I get food now or I'll make sure you don't get away from Naru and Motoko next time you run into them! ' As soon as he heard that, Keitaro sprang up and roamed the halls in search of a kitchen

/Su's room/

The guy that encountered Keitaro now found himself in a jungle. "Urishima," Motoko pointed at him, "enough stalling, take your punishment!"

The guy looked at Motoko confused, "Urishima, who is that? The name is Squall Le-"

Naru had flames in her eyes, "you're trying to trick us by taking on the appearance of someone else? It wont work!" Naru then through one of her infamous Naru punches. Squall, having the See-D training from Balamb Garden, dodged it with ease. He then ran right past Motoko into the halls of Hinita Sou. The two enraged females chased Squall all through out the halls of Hinita Sou until they cornered him on the roof.

"No where to run now Keitaro," Naru said with an evil grin. She then rushed forward, ready to deliver the mother of all Naru punches.

"Its about survival now," Squall said to himself. He sidestepped Naru's attack just as it was about to reach him. Naru was shocked that someone actually dogged her attack. She had gotten so accustomed to being able to send Keitaro into orbit whenever she saw fit. The next thing she knew, she felt a stinging pain in her lower abdomen. Squall's elbow had found its way into Naru's gut. Motoko watched in horror as Naru fell unconscious onto the Hinita Sou roof. She looked at 'Urishima' and found that he now held a strange looking sword she'd never seen before. The sword had a gun handle as a hilt, which threw her off. She Motoko was well trained in sword arts, she thought that the sword had some sort of ability she would have to battle through. Her eyes then gazed upward torwards his, "his eyes," she said staring into them, "those aren't Keitaro's eyes." Without hesitation, Squall charged at Motoko.

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Aftermath: Well, tried to filter some of the errors. There are probably plenty of errors I've overlooked, hopefully I will notice them next time. Honestly I don't know if the all caps words provided added affect or not. Now that I look it, it's kinda annoying. Also added a bit of dialog here and there, enjoy!