Sooooooo...Yeah. I never thought that I'd write one of these, but hey, there's a first for everything. This may be a three parter, IDK. I feel like I have a lot planned, but again IDK. So, here we go.

Chapter One: Big Blue D***

A bright blue light filtered through my eyes as I felt my body being...pulled? Yanked? Whatever the term was, it happened to me. And all I can say is…

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"

That hurt like hell! I can honestly say that it felt like I was being pulled apart...or you know, how I imagine being pulled apart feels like. After what felt like an eternity I was able to open my eyes.

...Look I really didn't expect to open my eyes and see what I saw. Nor did I really want to. Hell, in the coming times, when shit began to hit the fan at 100 miles an hour, I would always go back and baime the situation on the big blue phallic object.

"Excuse me Mr. White, but my eyes are up here."

I dragged my eyes away from that and looked up. Like that the rest of the body of whoever - the - hell this was was also blue. In fact he was...glowing...blue.

I felt my eyes widen as I recognized the glowing, floating figure. I had just watched the movie a few weeks ago, so of course I knew who I was dealing with.

"I'm glad to see you are informed as to who I am. I'll be brief with you Mr. White. I get bored with messing with the same universes all the time. I honestly felt like I would be forced to watch the rise and falls of knights and gods over and over again. Finally, I had an idea which may relieve a little of my boredom: I would take a normal human, with no experience in such things, and implement them into a new world. I chose you. So please Mr. White, try to relieve some of my boredom."

As I opened my mouth to cuss out the near-omnipotent man in front of me, I began to feel the same pulling sensation as before. "OH FUCK YO-".

(Scene Change)

(Undisclosed Location)

"UUUUU!"

I felt my body coming back together, molecule by bloody fucking molecule. If this was how the man died and was reborn in his original world, then I officially wasn't jealous. Taking a few deep breaths to calm my nerves, I felt something vibrate in my front pocket. Digging my fingers into my front pocket I pulled out a pristine...Iphone? A bright blue Iphone, with a new message alert.

"Welcome to a whole new world Mr. White. I hope you enjoy your adventure. The tools you'll be needing are in the backpack in front of you. I hope you like them."

I took my eyes off the phone and saw the...bright pink My Little Pony backpack. I felt my eye twitch in irritation. "Fucking blue dick." I muttered under my breath, before the phone buzzed again.

"It's also bigger than yours (= !"

Sighing in irritation, I reached for the backpack and unzipped the main zipper. Dipping my hand into it, I felt a large rectangular metal object. Grabbing it, I pulled my hand out.

"Holy shitbiscuits." In my hand lay a dark silver Yu-Gi-Oh! Real Solid Vision DuelDisk from the Arc-V Yu-Gi-Oh! Series, a deck of cards already in the deck slot. I stared numbly at the DuelDisk, my mind racing at a million miles per hour. This was great! Even as a 16 year old, I was still in love with the Yu-Gi-Oh! Franchise. Hell, Arc-V was one of my favorite series, with the new cards, the interesting character development, the plot…

The plot..

"Oh God!" The images of the entire Arc-V series began to pass through my mind...well those I remember at any rate. Yuya's first pendulum summoning, his first duel with Declan/Reiji (bloody hell, if this was the English Sub and not Dub I was gonna be pissed.), the events of the Arc-League Championship, the Friendship Cup, crossing over into Heartland, going to Fusion, dueling the Professor, then Yuri, then…

My eyes widened as I thought about the duel that came next. If all of that came to pass than the four dimensions would have to deal with an incredibly powerful duelist with a cheap as hell deck. Someone who was not afraid to turn his very real dragons on people. Oh, to add to the pressure it wasn't just him. The entirety of Duel Academy would be out to turn people into freaking trading cards, and there was always the risk of getting crippled in a duel like Yusho Sakaki. Not to mention the fact that I had to go through the bloody Friendship Cup and deal with the fact that I may be thrown into a prison. Or a building. Or turned into Roget's little mechanical errand boy.

The more I thought about it, the more the pressure began to weigh down on me. Wait, what pressure. Dr. Blue Dongle just sent me here with the means to defend myself, should Duel Academy ever come calling. But I didn't have to get involved. I could just sit back and let the heroes deal with this. Hell, the people here weren't really people, just a bunch of anime characters. I didn't have to do a damn thing.

But could I live with myself? Could I live with that choice?

Bzzt! My eye twitched as the new phone buzzed again, shaking me from my internal struggle. Just two words appeared on the screen though.

"Look up!"

Looking up, I came face - to - face with a giant plasma screen. On the screen was a young man with red and green hair in a jester costume, riding a dragon. The boy had a smile on his face, a smile that seemed to light up the area around me, even if I wasn't there in person. The boy raised his hand and pointed at a giant ogre that was across from him.

"Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon, attack! Spiral Flame Strike!"

I watched as the dragon leapt up, reared its head back, and let loose a beam of red and black energy. I watched as it slammed into the ogre, destroying it. I watched as the boy waived his hand around, the joy easily apparent on his face.

"Winner Yuya Sakaki!"

I continued to stare at the screen long after it shut off. Seeing that last shot of a duel...a real life duel...something I had dreamed about since I was a kid.

"Well damn, guess that helped." Sliding the DuelDisk onto my wrist and slinging the backpack onto my shoulders I turned and began to walk towards the horizon of Miami City. Towards an adventure of grand proportions. With only one thought on my mind.

'Where the hell is the YouShow Duel School?'

Well, that's the first chapter. Hope y'all enjoyed. I'll give the details for the deck, as well as our sailor-mouthed protag's name in the next chapter. Let me know what you think.

TheSaintsFollower, signing off.