Title: 18 Ways to Annoy, Insult and make Rin Tohsaka Blush
A/N: Well…. I really didn't intend of doing this and I don't really think that these are funny… but then, please read them anyway!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fate/ Stay Night but if I did, I want to steal Saber, Gilgamesh, Rin, Archer, Shirou, Sakura, Rider and many more!
1. One must call her "fat"
2. One must call her a "lesbian" (which is true because she has a crush on Saber!! xD)
3. One must ask her if she has any crush on any of these people: Shinji, Shirou, Archer, Sakura then lastly Saber!
4. Call her a "coward" because she likes to attack from behind!
5. When she says that she's not a coward and that Archer does it as well… give this sentence, "Archer must be doing that by means of taking you in private places, huh?" She'll definitely blush!
7. Give her a very low grade in her card (70 and below)
8. Tell her that Archer took Saber last night and that he doesn't love her anymore!
9. Let Illya stay at her place (house)!
10. Kiss her at the cheek!
11. Empty all the glasses of milk she has and lock all the market and other stalls that has milk with them!
12. Hide her precious jewels at Archer's cabinet!
13. Put too many sugar at her tea!
14. Put a large tarpaulin of Saber's picture in her room!
15. Bug her in your homework's!
16. From behind, shove her face to the delicious food she's eating!
17. Ask her if she's smart and if she says yes, say "weeeehhhhh!"
18. Capture a picture or video of her and Archer having sex and post it in any website or sell it privately on any stall!
That wasn't really like me to make fun of Rin Tohsaka because I know she's a really good magi! Still…. I love it! I wish I could do it here at Earth! Submit a review! :D
Note: I did this in my computer and not from my laptop!