Ziva-
Hey Ziva, it's Tim…uh…McGee….Elf Lord…Probie….uhh...I hope this works. I managed to hack into Mossad files to extract your email address...so hopefully this gets to you. Just wanted to see how you were doing, you know, since Vance broke up the team. Abs isn't taking it very well, not even Caf-Pow will cheer her up! What's it like in Israel? I haven't been there in a while…is it still really beautiful? I miss you and your death threats, seeing your smirking face walk into the bullpen…I even miss Tony and his stupid movie lines! I even miss being called probie, can you believe that? All the people down in Cyber Crimes call me 'boss'. A little scary, if you think about it. I think that they all just think I'm going to shoot them because I am the only one down there that's actually been on the field and knows how to handle a gun. I even miss Gibbs yelling at me to do what I'm told…well, actually. I do do what I'm told. I guess I miss Gibbs yelling at Tony to tell him what to do. :) I even miss Gibbs' head-slaps, am I going crazy or what? I swear it's the cyber units. I do! Is it warm in Israel? It's freezing down in the sub-basement. I miss you guys something fierce, I need you guys back! I know that complaining to you isn't going to do anything, but I might as well give it a shot.
-McGoogle
p.s. The night we got split up, I saw you and Tony heading home together…care to explain?
p.p.s. Abby says "Hi."