This was inspired by "Pervy Hobbit Fanciers" slash-fic-style diary called "The Secret Diaries of Lord of The rings". The Fellowship one his here: http://www.protravelphoto.com/natter/diariesLOTR.html and her live diary on which she is writing her Two Towers one is here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cassieclaire/
And as ever... if you like R&R and read my other stuff!
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Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth
(To the tune of "Princes of the Universe" by Queen)

Here we are, born to be kings,
We're the Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth,
We don't belong, fighting to survive,
In a world where darkness towers,

Here we are the Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth,
We've come to help a Hobbit save the world,
Heir of Isildur, I have inside me blood of Kings,
Have lots of stubble, no man is quite as rugged,
Take me to the entrance of Mordor,

Born to be Kings, Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth,
Fighting for freedom, he's got the ring in his hands,
I'm here to fight Orcs all across the lands,
We were born to be Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth,

Frodo Can't understand, how much power is in his hands,
Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh Boromir's been shot,
Boromir will fade away,

I'm a man whose will is stronger,
Will resist the ring for longer,
See I passed the test this time - yeh,

Elves all talk about me they say there'll come a day,
But I'm not quite sure if their right - this time,

Yeh, yeh, Alright, Legolas let the arrows fly,
Bring on the Orcs!

Here we are, Born to be kings,
We're the Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth,
Tagging along,
Born to be Kings, Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth,
Fighting for freedom, he's got the ring in his hands,
I'm here to fight Orcs all across the lands.
We were born to be Lords of Gondor - Middle Earth