Hello welcome to the world of pokemon.
Wh-what who said that?
This portal will take you there.
I was already in it wasn't i?
But first ill need you to answer me some questions.
Er, ok then ask away.
A friend brought over something you'd forgotten. How do you thank you friend?
What sort of a question is that? Well I guess I would say thanks and take it.
Would you either:
Say thank you regularly
Say thanks with a joke
Say thanks but be cool
Well I guess if im choosing out of those three I would choose say thank you regularly.
A human hand extends out the toilet! What would you do.
What!? Are you joking or something. Well this is stupid enough already so what are my options.
Would you:
Scream and run
Close the lid without a word
Shake hands with it
'Still in shock of what he just heard' err well I would scream and run
Do you feel lonesome when you are alone?
Wow really just wow am I lonesome when I am alone that has got to be the stupidest question you have asked me yet I mean what do you think of course im lonesome when im alone im alone
There is a person you like, but here is no opportunity to get close. What do you do?
Er well that one is one of the only questions that makes sense. I would I guess just watch from afar if that's an answer?
Last question are you a boy or a girl?
Im a boy.
The world of pokemon awaits you… as a.
As a what as a whaaaaaaa 'thump'