Your drum major just got a power trip
Your tuba player has a fat lip
The lead trumpet just threw up
You dropped your riffle in dog dump
It's just a superior…. the freshmen said
It's like rain when you're marching state
It's cork grease when you've already played
It's the bad advice your section leader gave
No one practiced. … It figures
Mr. Never at Practice wouldn't jazz run
He'd just march really fast and make the band look dumb
So you threatened him to do it right or on the way to NAU
He'd sit next to the smelly kid
Stinky…. PU!
It's just a superior … the freshmen said
It's like rain when you're marching state
It's cork grease when you've already played
It's the bad advice your section leader gave
No one practiced. … It figures
Well Band Camp has a funny way of making you
Forget how to play and mark time
And practicing for pregame makes you laugh
When the cheerleaders can't find their sets
Maybe it's the glitter and hairspray
A Saturday practice when your cat is dead
And Tuesday afternoon when you never get fed
Its like 10.000 white socks when you just need black
It's the show of your dreams
Too bad you're in track
It's just a superior…the freshmen said
Its just a superior… so why must you cry
It's like rain when you're marching state
It's cork grease when you've already played
It's the bad advice your section leader gave
No one practiced. … It figures
Well band has a sad way of taking over your life
And bad has a funny way of you making you cry
Making you cry