Thank the lord for his most wonderful creation, the plot bunnies! I love them! This is my very first neopets fan fic, and probably the easiest one I've ever written! This is a fan fic for the tale of woe plot, specifically Reginald and the now cured Bruno. (This is after the plot, and Bruno has been cured.) Especially because Reggie is just so darn cute! (yes I'm a boy!) AND because I love taking just darn cute things from children's things, and turning them into almost pure smut. YAY SMUT! Reggie, Bruno, so technically incest. And very slash/gay/yaoi/whatever you want to call it. If you find any of this offensive, then DO NOT READ! 'Tis as simple as that!
Dis-of-the-claimer: I do not own, or claim to own a single part of the tale of woe plot,(which I never got to play. :(. ) or neopets. Not going to be a one shot, hopefully a smut-based plot of sorts. Enjoy!
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Bruno had moved back in with his family, now that he had been cured, and had managed to keep some of his new-found courage. He used this to try and get Lily to talk to him, but that Kougra just smashed his face in again, and Lily had laughed at him! That was the last straw, he was officially done with women. He had always been bisexual, though now the woman-liking half was gone, so he was stuck with being gay like his 27 year old younger brother. Though thanks to the curse, he still looked 17, which was good. Because what with all that reading, he would definitely have major crows feet from all the squinting, seeing as how he did absolutely nothing but reading.
Until now. Seeing how he was going into late puberty, because you can't have puberty when you're a ghost, he was nothing but horny hormones. Which meant that the lupe was almost literally addicted to sex at the moment. Which the 31 year old gelert that looked 21 could tell meant not that much sleep for him, mainly because they shared a room. Sophie, their ixi swamp witch sister, was definitely suspicious about what was going to come of this arrangement.
With very good reason, as it turns out. The two brothers were most definitely in love with each other, though neither knew the other did. But, they had both told Sophie, whose recent ramblings were along the lines of 'Why am I suddenly the family psychiatrist' and 'Why don't they solve their own problems like I did when I went through puberty?' instead of her usual ramblings, 'Damn Meowclops's have eaten my store of wiggling grub again' and 'Stupid meowclops thief not letting go of the thing when I turned him into a slorg, making by accident a slorgclops that keeps sliming up my spell books'.
At the current moment, Reggie and Bruno were shack-sitting for Sophie who was getting new spell books and wriggling grubs. She had thought up the idea that if they were alone in the middle of swamp, basically stranded, together, they'd fix their problems and leave her alone for once. Which actually worked, though maybe a bit too well for her liking.
"Hey Reggie?" "Yes brother?" "How's puberty going?" "It depends on your point of view. Our parents' view, very bad, my view, absolutely wonderful. Why?" The gelert blushed a shade of red commonly know as pink. "Just wondering if you had "' special'" feelings for a certain guy yet."
It was now the lupe's turn to blush. "Yeah, actually, I do. Recently he got his face punched by a Kougra... I mean a... um... a Kyrii! Oh crap, I hate puberty, you can't lie if your life depended on it."
"You really love me like that?" "Bruno, I'm sorry, let's just forget that this ever happened." "No, I love you like that too!" "Really?" "Yes! Really!" Reggie grabbed the zipper of the pants Bruno was wearing, pulled it down, and pulled them off, boxers and all, revealing a rock hard cock ten inches long. "It's big, isn't it?" Bruno asked with a smirk. In a response, Reggie pulled down his own pants, revealing a rock hard thirteen inch long cock. "Not as big as mine." Reggie said with a wide smirk. The smirk said, hehehe, I win! Bruno just turned Reggie around, ready to prove that he was big enough. "Holy crap! Not even I'm that horny, could we at least finish Sophie's daily chores list first?!" Reggie said, pulling his pants up hurriedly, should his gelert brother get more anxious. He looked down at the list.
My god-awful chore list(Wednesdays)
1:Clean up all the slorgclops slime
2:Alphabetize potion ingredients
3:Relabel all of the potion ingredients(slorgclops slime made 'em all come off)
4:Redo protection spells around shack
5:Make sure that chore three is done before chore two
6:Appear reluctant every time super cute Reggie visits(god Bruno is so lucky)
7:Relabel and alphabetize all fifty two thousand, four hundred and nine spell books
8:Try and find Reggie's sex toys so I can use them
9:Hand clean Reggie shrine
10:Tweak ingredients in love potion that I'm going to pour into Reggie's morning coffee tomorrow morning
11:Tidy up the house on Wednesday for when Reggie and Bruno house sit on Thursday.
12: Burn this on Thursday morning
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Reggie just stood, shocked, staring at the little piece of paper he had in his hand. Turning his head, gaze never leaving the list, he yelled out to Bruno, "Bruno, what day is it?" "Wednesday!" He checked the day on the list. "Remind me not to drink my morning coffee tomorrow, O.K? And every single drink Sophie gives me in her entire life! O.K?" "Yeah, O.K, but why?" "No reason!" Then he ran into the living room, where Bruno was, and said, "Screw the chores!"
Just as Reggie leaned in to kiss Bruno, he realized it was all a dream, as he felt an otherworldly feeling of wetness around his crotch. He woke up with a start, and sitting up, whipped his hands around to the left to grab onto his bedside to steady himself for when he got up. That would have happened, had his right hand not hit an unseen obstacle with a loud "CRACK" followed by a sudden coldness in his crotch, a groan of pain, and a loud thud as large something hit the floor on the side of his bed.
Leaning over the side of his bed, Reggie looked down at the floor to see his brother Bruno curled up in a ball and holding his head in pain.