"Edward!" I screamed for my love as I looked at the plans for our wedding. Alice had definitely gone over board and if I could I would kill her. I was seething when Edward came in, he took one look at me and the pictures spread out across the bed spread, and thats all it took to understand why I screamed. His face relaxed and I was in his cool arms in seconds, I could feel his calming breath on my neck.

"Bella, would you like me to talk to Alice for you?" I could hear the emphasise on 'talk', I knew it would be more along the lines of force Alice to do what he wanted. I turned in his arms so I could see his angelic face. Without a thought my hand reached up and brushed against his stone cheek.

"No, I'll talk to her." My words came out as a whisper, as I fell deeper into his topaz eyes. He lowered his head and our lips met for a too breif moment before the door flew open causing us to break apart.

"Hello Bella." Alice's to cheerful voice called from behind me. My eyes narrowed minisculy, but enough to make Edward chuckle. I stepped out of the incirclment of his arms and faced Alice. Her perfect face was lite up with one of the most breath-taking smiles, it caused my anger to falter, her eyes brightened as she saw me losing.

"Hello Alice. I need to talk to you about this." My arm swept over the papers covering Edwards and my bed. I grimaced when I saw the elaborate pink, white and blue picture of the cake that looked to be as tall as me.

"Why else would I be here if you didn't need to ask me something?" She asked the smile still on her face. I rolled my eyes at her and felt Edwards arms tighten around my waist. I turned to look at him but he was glaring at Alice, a growl building up in his chest. I placed a hand on his chest and his growl slowly died down, his eyes softening as he stared at me. what could Alice possibly be thinking that was making Edward angry? I decided it would be best not to even ask but to start talking about the reason Alice was now in this bedroom, when I could be kissing Edward.

"Alice, I said small simple wedding. That wedding cake is not small nor simple. The only thing I ask of you is to keep it small and simple and what do you do, disobey my orders." I didn't know where all this frustration and anger came from but Alice's smug look just set me off, I was practically scremaing at my best friend. "How could you do this to me Alice! I'm letting you do my wedding instead of going to Vegas and you lie to me you go back on your promise, How could you do that? The only thing so far that I like about my wedding is the groom and the bride. Change Everything Now!" Hot tears of anger were now freely falling from my eyes, ever since the day Victoria died my emotions had become almost impossible to control and now was just another time when I was having trouble. Edward's hand rubbed comforting circles into my back and gently kissed my head.

"You heard her Alice change everything." Edward told her a note of finality in his voice. Alice looked confused, but I knew better she was up to something.

"But Bella everything is perfect, well at this moment the bride could use some work but I did everything you would like." I looked up at her face and she truely looked confused and heartbroken. We both stared at each other confused before we heard Edward start laughing.

"Alice Im dissappointed in you. You call yourself a psyhic." He was still chuckling, when I saw understanding wash over Alice's features. I looked back and forth at them waiting for one of them to tell me what was going on.

"Bella I'm so sorry, I gave you the portfolio for Rosalie's wedding, let me go get yours." Suddenly she was gone and the papers that once littered the bed had dissappeared.

"How are you, love?" Edward whispered in my ear, causing me to shiver under his touch. I felt better now in Edward's arms and knowing that horrid portfolio wasn't for my wedding.

"I've been better, just glad that...that wasn't suppose to be our wedding." I shuttered at the thought of a wedding so elaborate that the cake was as big as me. But why would Rosalie need a cake? shes a vampire for goodness sake.

"Edward, by any chance did Alice do that just to watch me freak out?" I asked innocently, but Edward didn't buy my innocent tone. He looked at me questioningly before answering.

"I don't think it was...but she was blocking her thoughts by singing 'He said She said' in French, then in Spanish when she finished." Something was going on in the Cullen house, something Alice had planned and I was going to find out. A thought hit me...what if all the Cullens knew and they were keeping it from me.

"Edward." I asked in the most alluring voice I could manage, his breathing hitched for a split second before he answered

"Bella?"

"You wouldn't be hiding anything from me would you?" I asked. I was now completely suspicous of him too.

"Bella, would I hide something from you?" He asked innocnetly, but it was too inncoent and I knew him better. I placed my hands firmly on my hips and waited, hoping he would crack under my gaze. We stood for along time locked in a silent battle. I was going to lose, I just knew it how could a human beat a vampire at anything.

"Bella, the family would like to speak to us downstairs." He finally said, I was slightly shocked this is not what I expected him to say. I bent down and kissed my lips on last time before lacing his fingers through mine and walking downstairs with me. I walked into the living room and all the cullens were seated. Alice sat on Jasper's lap with Rosalie and Emmett beside them Carlise sat on the love couch with Esme leaving the chair for me and Edwrad. He pulled me into his lap and I snuggled closer to him, dreading what was going to happen next.

"Bella, since I am not aloud to throw you a bachlorette party." Alice said while throwing a glare at Edward. "And Emmett's not aloud to throw Edward a bachlor party, we decided-."

"More like you decided." Rosalie interuppted, as she played with her finger nails. Alice glared at her but continued.

"As I was saying since we can't throw parties we decided to have a joint party." A joint party, this was not good, I couldn't even begin to imagine the terrible things that could happen at a party. I remember my last two and they didn't turn out so good.

"What are we doing Alice?" I asked, while sighing. I knew Alice would get her way, she always did. I sat holding on to Edwrad's hand tighter then would be healthy for a human why Alice and Emmett shouted.

"WE"RE GOING CAMPING!"

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