What's the Worst that Could Happen (Sarcasm Inserted)

by

MadamScorpio 2015

Disclaimer: I don't own or profit from Inuyasha or the logos used in this fanfiction. They belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved for the theme, plot, and fictional places used in this fanfiction by me.

Chapter 1

I remember when I was little and I was in storytime with Mrs. Hubbard the librarian at our local library. Mrs. Hubbard read to us 'Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day'.

As a kid I sympathized with the main character and all the things that could possibly go wrong and did to the character.I silently prayed to God that I would never experience anything like.

Many, many years later I think my card got punched and my luck has ran so? Well, let's just say today is my Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad sad part it started at as a normal, uneventful day… well sort of.

Earlier this morning

I turned over in my bed and just took a deep breath of my favorite Gain lavender scented sheets and comforter. I had to get up early for a meeting with a potential investor in my co-owned Real Estate business.

As I stretched and relished in my clean sheets I had let my internal clock wake me up naturally. It has never failed me in all my years of relying on it. Plus I also set my alarm clock to wake me up. I figured that I had enough time to get dressed, maybe get a bun from my favorite coffee shop and get to my building with time to spare.

I cracked open my eye and noticed that small rays from the sun was hitting me directly in the eye through my gray light cancel shades. I also noticed that the birds were chippery rather loudly than normal for a 7:15 wake up.

The sun, I went back to the sun. The sun never hits me directly in the eye unless...I checked my alarm clock…

8:45 a.m.

I screamed!

I overslept and was running extremely late! I needed to be at my meeting at 9:15 and it took a good deal of time to get there because of traffic on its own and flipping parking.

I checked the alarm clock and realized I had accidently set it for 7:15 p.m and not a.m.

Fucking A! Right here I should have just said fuck the world, rescheduled the time telling them I was sick or something.

But no! Kagome Higurashi never gets sick, or lies. She suffers through. Today I shouldn't have been me.

Anyway continuing on.

I rushed through my morning routine and grabbed everything making sure I forgot nothing. I decided to wear my favorite black skirt that made my ass look great, a red silk blouse that made my boobs perky and a cream colored blazer to shake things up. I forgot my umbrella, thinking that the weather man from last night was an idiot. The sun was shining and the birds chirping, it was a beautiful, bright, sunny day!

I then thought the magic words as I looked out of my suburban wrap around porch.

What possible could go wrong on a beautiful day.

I think God saw it as a challenge and He not backing down did his worst. But naive me went along and got in my car because remember I need to be some place in 15 minutes but had a 40 minute drive ahead of me.

I hopped in my car recovering from almost breaking my ankle in my 5 inch trusty but slightly worn black pumps. I get in the car and put my key in the ignition. After several tries and coaxing Bubbles (my 1969 Dodge Challenger baby since my junior year in high school) he turns over and I begin my almost normal day.

As I look back now my ankle almost snapping in two and even my baby was trying to tell me to stay home. But Super Trooper Kagome always treads on. I am beginning to see a pattern here.

Remember I should have stayed home today!

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I also have a poll on my profile page about other stories that I want to write this Summer/Fall debuts. This isn't one of them. Just popped in my head:) I am going to update my other stories soon. Please Please Please review, follow, favorite! Not beta read. Judith Viorst is the author of 'Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day' (1972)

Until next time!

M