The Bad Touch Trio Are Just Another Boyband
Prussia: I see you baby, doin' the dance that I saw on the TV
(France: Doin' your dance, I wonder what's goin' on in your pants)
Prussia: You know me baby, if I sing my song you're bound to recognise me
(France: And you'll sing along, I wonder what's goin' on in your thong)
Spain: Your heart is mine, notice that I'm, singin' you lines from one of our number one's
When you get home, then you will know (Prussia: Oh fucking hell, can you not tell that)
All:
We're just another boy band, we'll tear your little sister's heart apart, we're just a fucking boy band, you might not like us but we're in the charts. And in a motherfucking boy band, the girls are underage but we don't care, and when you throw your panties at a boy band, after the shows we keep your underwear.
Prussia: Don't know if it comes as a big surprise
But I'm the token rapper guy
Spain: I just sing really high, needlessly randomly improvise
France: And when our album flops, Spain: and all the hope around us dies, France: I'm the secret weapon that comes out and says that he likes kissing guys
(Prussia: What?)
France: Drink what we piss, Shag what we kiss, Live how we wish, It's not easy being me! Spain: We may be men, like Action Man,
Prussia:
Our record label made us unable to Fuck!
All: We're just another boy band, we'll tear your little sister's heart apart, we're just a fucking boy band, you might not like us but we're in the charts. And in a motherfucking boy band, the girls are underage but we don't care, and when you throw your panties at a boy band, after the shows we keep your underwear.
Prussia: We're all doin' things that we know ain't right; we're wearing sunglasses at night
Spain: We've got 100 fans, that's why we're better than your band
France: The only fan you have is cooling you down and it seems to be the only thing that's moving around and around
Spain: Just like a circle, we're simple yet we're known, we're also square, we find it hard to go out on our own
France: Without a problem!
Prussia: You got a problem? I'll knock you out, alright? But please don't punch me back we've got our photo shoot tonight!
All:
Boy band, we hear the birds around us dancing in, we're just a fucking boy band, we're flying but we don't have wings, and in a motherfucking boy band, the girls are underage but we don't care, and when you throw your panties at a boy band after the shows we keep your underwear.
We're just another boy band, we'll tear your little sister's heart apart, we're just a fucking boy band, you might not like us but we're in the charts, And in a motherfucking boyband, We live the life upon the celebrity A-List, And when you take you chances with a boyband You can't say shit cause shit don't get on the playlist