Hp and Sm Weakest Link

The scouts and Harry Potter crew go onto Weakest Link in teams. I wrote this for pure humor reasons! I own nothing ( ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chapter 1: Round one

Beryl: welcome to the Weakest Link. My name is Queen Beryl

Voldemort: And I am Voldemort

Together: And we will be hosting the Weakest Link

Usagi: O.M.G! I THOUGHT WE KILLED THAT WITCH!?

Beryl: Yeah, well the truth is I WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON! ~scary laugh~

Makoto: the truth hurts.

Voldemort: Anyways, let's meet our contestants.

Usagi: Hi, my name is Usagi, I am princess and future queen of the universe. Currently, I am Eternal Sailor Moon who saves the universe from all destruction.

Hermione: doesn't usagi mean rabbit?

Usagi: ~tears in her eyes~ Are you making fun of me?

Hermione: ~ sacred of the tear threat~ .. No?

Usagi: ^.^ okay!

Chibi-Usa: HI, my name is Usagi but you can call me Chibi-Usa! I am 12 years old and future princess of the universe. My partner is my future mother!

Ami: HI, my name is Ami. I am seventeen years of age, smartest person in Japan, and my hair is REALLY this color.

Ron: AWESOME! I WANT MY HAIR TO BE BLUE!

Rei: My name is Rei. I work at a shrine. My hair isn't supposed to be red but my stupid boyfriend gave me red hair dye rather than black. He will pay.

Makoto: My name is Makoto. My parents died in a car crash when I was young. Make fun of my green hair and I kill you. I am Super Sailor Jupiter and once second in command of the high Princess Serenity's courts.

Minako: Look at the pretty lights.... I mean, my name is Minako. I am first in command of that thing my partner was talking about. I am Super Sailor Venus, not the brightest crayon in the box, and I have the I.Q. of a raisin. ^.^!

Mamoru: Hi, my name is Mamoru. I am future king of the universe, and father to Chibi-Usa as well as husband to Usagi. Mess with my only family and you will die.

Oliver: My name is Oliver Wood, I am a star Quiddtich player, girls love me and I am so smart it will make you sick!

Harry: My name is Harry Potter. Voldemort is a git and tired to kill me. I love Hermione Granger. I mean I am friends with Hermione Granger and I am a powerful wizard as well as a good Quiddtich player.



Hermione: I am Hermione Granger, one of the most smartest witches in the whole universe. I love reading and Harry Potter!

Ron: my name is Ron. Hi. Ron is my name.

Lavender: my name is Lavender Brown, I'm popular, girlfriend to Ron, and I am just so pretty!

Snape: Don't talk to me

Mrs. Haruna: Same goes for me.

Voldemort: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. I mean we will be right back!

~Back stage~

Ami: That took to long. And who in the world is Voldemort anyways!?

Harry: just some stupid git.

Ami: Whatever!

-End! Yeah, I know, boring! It was boring for me to write. C u at chapter 2!

-Serenity

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