Operation f.u.g.I.t.I.v.e.
At the seaside there was a crashed decommissioning prison ship on the beach but soon a s.c.a.m.p.r. Ship arrives and after landing a bold kid wearing a red shirt and dark shades walked out This was Nigel Uno a.k.a. Number 1 leader of sector V.
"Let's run a full analysis on this daubery guys..." he looks behind him and sighs in frustration "ah.. Would you guys come on!".
"coming!" said a cooled voice. Four other kids come running out the ship wearing swimsuits completely forgetting about the mission. Number 2 the big boy in the pilots hat and 4 the blond Australian boy where swimming and splashing and number 3 the Asian girl was building a sand castle wall number five was putting up her plastic beach Chair.
"Fi-na-ly some relaxation" number 5 said as she was lying on the chair.
Number 1 looks at them like they are acting ridiculous "Are you guys forgetting something?" he asked
" Oh ya" number 3 said pulling something out" Sun block!" she said oblivious to the situation.
He gets annoyed and acts sarcastically not knowing another ship was landing and a girl gets of and walks behind him this was fanny a.k.a. Number 86 head of decommissioning.
"Ooh and Maybe afterward we can go and get some yummy funnel cake and pizza on the boardwalk!". Number 1 finishes his rant.
"What? Funnel cakes and pizzas?" number 86 said in a scottish ascent. The team finally notices her and she did not look happy.
"N-n-no, 86, n-n-no, no sir-uh, I mean ma'am, sir. I...I...I thought..." number one tried to explain but 86 wasn't having it.
"thinking is what you boys never do your just like my idiot brother and that dumb number 16 always goofing off, we got a thirteen year old operative who's scheduled for decommissioning on the run, so what are you idiots waiting around for Search that wreckage!" she orders the boys but they keep falling in the water.
" ah! I think I swallowed a sand crab" said number 2.
86 sighs in frustration "Number 5 would you give these two wimps a hand?" she asked 5.
Number 5 just put away a communicator "uh on it chef but I just got a call from command and they said someone was coming and is on top of the situation" 5 said then walks away grumbling" can't anybody get some rest around here".
"Thank you number 5 but I'm all ready here"86 said raising an eyebrow.
"No they were talking about somebody else .. some bounty guy or something?" 5 said.
86 looks at her questioningly then her eyes widen in realization "No-no-no! he can not come here I don't want HIM anywhere near this mission! Do you hear me! The last thing I want is to be anywhere near that stupid blonde heard dumb blue eyed!..." she tried to say.
"handsome devil?" a voice said.
"just a little..." 86 said but realized there was someone else here. Every one looks to see a boy with blond spiky heir blue eyes and whisker marks wearing a red jacket orange shirt and black pants who look around there age.
" why thank you fanny I didn't know you cared" the new comer said with a cheeky grin.
86 looks at him in anger "Get out of hear number 16! I got hear first so I order you to get out of here!" she said trying to get him to leave
"Yeah you yelling at everybody I can see your giving this task your 100%" said 16 sarcastically . "but if you don't mind I'll do my thing" he said then he looks at number 1 "Nigel it's been a while I see you've been busy"
"Yes hello number 16, thank you for coming. now what are you doing hear?" said number 1 and is not happy to see him.
"Oh you know me, when there's a fugitive on the run I'm always on the case and this time number 86 is here so I can take this moment to mess with her so if you don't mind I'll take things from here" 16 said in a causal tone.
" Naruto where not doing this again, so why don't we work together for once?" Nigel said to the now named Naruto.
Naruto looked at him "Sorry but I work alone but heres the deal you do your thing I'll do mine"
"No because my thing is catching number 206 so stay out of my way!" said fanny in anger.
"Oh come on fanny, be a pal let the big boy here do the work and you can do your skills and yell at that rock over there" Naruto said jokingly.
That did not sit well with her "the day I let some stupid boy like you do my job is the day I kiss you"
"Well then you better pucker up because that's what's happening" Naruto said. The two began to argue while the rest of the team look in confusion.
"Ok number five is looking for some answers, who is that?" she said looking at the two in front of her.
"That is one of kids next doors most complicated operatives Naruto Uzumaki a.k.a. Number 16 hunter, he's a freelance operative and bounty hunter he hunts down fugitives who try to escape decommissioning and other wanted teens and adults, he dose not play well with others and prefers to work alone." Nigel said with narrowed eyes.
"Cool so he's like an awesome super kid then" said number four in excitement.
"Not exactly he's hard to get along with and likes to takeover missions like this" Nigel said and he sees that the argument is ending.
"Ok fine I'll sit back for now but then we will see" Naruto said stepping back.
Fanny looks pensive but gives in"fine just stay out of my way, we've wasted enough time here so all of you get to it!" she orders.
Number 3 looks at her"I got sun block" she said with a smile.
Number 1 palmed his face while 86 smiles "Good idea number 3" she said in an arrogant tone "At least someones using their head around here"she said while tapping number 1's head.
"Oh spar me with your attitude Fanny" said Naruto with an eye roll.
"Yo we found the pilots" called number 5 with numbers 2 and 4 pulling them out
86 looks worried "Oh my word, wait here and don't move a muscle" she said pointing at Nigel and Naruto
"But I..." Nigel tried to say but was cut of. "Not a muscle!"
"Well nice to see she hasn't changed one bit, now if you excuse me I'll be trying to find my bounty" Naruto said walking behind Fanny.
Fanny takes charge shoving the boys out of the way" move it out of my way" she tends to the girl operative "Are you all right?" she asked her with concern.
"where fine chef " she said the boy next to her said "yeah nothing bruise-" But was cut off "I didn't ask you I bet it's your fault the prisoner escaped" Fanny said accusingly.
"Come on now don't be hard on the poor guy" Naruto said.
"Man who put a bee in her dress?" number 4 asked
"I think that would be me but with her I don't know" said Naruto.
"at least she's being nice today usually she's hit us by now" number 2 stated.
"Don't worry if all the day goes like I think it will she be hitting me by the end of the day"naruto said.
"You three got something to say!" 86 said. number 2 got nerves and was biting his nails but stops when 86 hits him" Will you stop that nail biting is so disgusting, number 362 never has to put up with this kind of stupidity"
"funny I thought she has to put up with you all the time" Naruto said with a grin 86 glares at him.
"You are so insufferable number 16 if number 362 was here she would slap you in to..." she never got to finish her sentence as some one was taking off in Fanny's ship "It's number 206". She said as he flew away
"He's getting away" stated number 1.
"thank you captan obvious" Naruto said with sarcasm.
"Why didn't you stop him!?" 86 said.
"I don't know some genius ordered him not to move a muscle" said naruto.
"Argh I'll stop him myself" 86 said running to the s.c.a.m.p.e.r.
"Fanny that's my bounty your chasing, 86!" naruto said
Number 5 looks at Naruto"Ain't you going after her?"
"Don't worry she doesn't know how to fly that"
"Will someone get in here and fly this piece of junk!" they hear 86 yell.
"see, no clue"
They all board the ship but not before Naruto looked at the two pilots on the beach "don't worry I called the moon base and they're sending an extraction team to pick you up" he told them.
"thank you" they said.
They take off and are in hot pursuit of 206 "Your letting him get away!" said 86.
"Can it Fanny now's not the time!" said Naruto. They chase 206 wile avoiding rocks and number 4 is trying to get the missile locked on "Keep her steady number 2"
"can't you fly this thing any faster?" 86 asked. "watch me" number 2 replied using the turbo and caching up to 206 and number 4 almost has a lock on but a mansion soon comes in to view "He's heading to the delightful children from down the lanes mansion" every one gets worried"Number 206 knows all of k. plans to infiltrate There headquarters with our best spy, if he gets there he will tell them everything" 86 said getting up but number 5 notices 16 is scared of something else.
86 try's to take control of the rocket from 4 "come on shorty shoot him down" she orders "but we are not locked yet" he tells her "I said shoot him down" she said pushing the button "Fanny no!" Naruto said, but to late the missile fires at the enemy ship but only manage to hit two wings causing it to crash "see" 86 said smugly " all I see are the two wings flying right at us" 4 points out
"quick someone open the door now!" Naruto yells "what why?" 5 asked "Just do it!" he demands, she do's so reluctantly then Naruto pulls out a bungee cord and sticks it to the wall then much to the shock of every one but 86 he jumps out pulls out his weapon and shoots the first wing and uses the cord to pull himself back in but fails to hit the second as it hits the ship bringing it down.
"Of all the stupidest history of stupidest stupid people being stupid, you have to be the stupidest!" 86 said.
"Put a sock in it!" 16 replied.
"Number 5 and number 3 will track number 206 on foot" 86 said.
"Hey what about us?" number one asked.
"why don't you try guarding that dandelion from any adult attacks can you handle that" she said then sees number 16 walking to the mansion "And where do you think your going number 16 ?" she demanded to know.
He turned to look at her "Well my bounty is in that mansion somewhere and I'm going in to get it, I thank you all for your help but I wont be needing you any longer" he said upsetting them with his answer.
"Oi we did the work we can still do more" said number 4.
Naruto narrows his eyes at them "I told you I work alone, the only reason I stuck around with you is so I could do my job" he said walking away.
"Not if I do it first" 86 said then looks at the three boy saying "Stay here that's an order" and runs after her rival.
-...at the mansion...-
Naruto sees 206 entering through the window and goes after him with the girls behind him . the girls split up but Naruto goes his own way hoping to find the fugitive so he doesn't have to stay in this place longer then he has to because the last thing he wants is to run in to...them.
-...out side...-
The boys are bored except number 4 taking the dandelion order seriously
"Man why do we have to keep listening to what she says anyway?" number 2 asked.
"she's head of decommissioning. she outranks us" number 1 said
"What about number 16 hunter, way does he get to disobey her? And what is his problem anyway?" number 4 asked.
"From what I've heard he's captured enough villains and fugitives to earn the same rank as number 86 so he can do his job easier. And as for his attitude, no one knows why he acts the way he does -he's a enigma" said number 1.
"And that thing with 16 and 86?"
"There rivals in a way and want to out do each other"
"So what? where just as good as they are" number 2 stated.
Number 1 stops to think"You know what? Your right! Come on!" Running to the mansion
With them following then going back to get the dandelion
...in the mansion...
86 sneaks around looking for the fugitive and spots him just around the corner" freeze number 206!" she calls. 206 sees 86 and disarms her, they have a short fight that ends in 86 kicking 206 to the wall knocking him out.
"nice try birthday boy, but it looks like we know who the better one is"she said in a smug tone "what do you say we get you to decommissioning HQ over with" she doesn't see 16 walking up behind her.
"Sure you can do that after I bring him in" Naruto said pointing his h.u.n.t.e.r. at 206.
H.U.N.T.E.R
High-tech. Utility. Net launcher. Turret. Energy blaster. Rush.
"no can do 16, I caught him fair and square" 86 said.
"Well then, I guess we have a problem" Naruto stated just then a door opens to reveal the delightful children from down the lane. Naruto freezes at seeing them but not 86 "don't move" she said pointing her weapon at them.
"What is the meaning of this?" they asked in sink but when they see Naruto there eyes widen in surprise but relax and looking at him with smiles "Oh Naruto, we've been looking every where for you" they said making Naruto step back in shock"we've been so lonely without you here with us. Why don't you stay with your old friends?" they said.
Naruto points his weapon at them "Y-your no friends of mine!" he said.
"ok enough of this, put your hands where I can see 'em" 86 demanded.
The d.c. Talk randomly "I'm not asking you again!" 86 said.
"but... We..." the d.c. to say.
"now!"
The d.c. give in"Uuuhh..." they put there hands in front of them but the small one was holding a Jar.
86 gets nerves "w-w-what is that?" she asked.
The d.c. answer awkwardly "There... Um... Our toenails"
"Oh no" replied Naruto who new where this was going.
Number 86 starts to panic "T-T-TOENAILS!?".
Naruto try's to calm her down" keep your cool 86, keep you cool".
"we've been saving them" the d.c. said.
"You... what... That's so disgusting!" 86 said
"Ok I'm with 86 on this that is wrong" Naruto stated.
"It's not! It's like... A hobby" the d.c. Said giggling wile walking towards them.
"No! Stay back!" 86 said not noticing 206 getting up and and pushing her at the d.c. making there jar fly into the air.
"Oh crud" said Naruto knowing the result.
And with a loud shatter the nails are all over them and 86 starts to have a panic attack "Aaahhh get them off! Get them off get them off!"
"number 86 where are you!" shouted number 3.
"this way" yelled number 5.
Number 206 runs away from the scene in time for numbers 3 and 5 to get there and see the commotion "Man that is nasty!" said number 5 in disgust.
They see number 86 shaking in a ball position "toenails... Toenails..." she whispered.
Naruto runs after 206 "yeah I think you got this -in the mean time I got work to do" he said.
The d.c. Sees him leave but smiled thinking ' see you soon Naruto'
Naruto was chasing 206 to the front entrance of the mansion, he was trying to escape he was right behind 206 and was about to catch him but the front door burst open sending 206 flying right into Naruto knocking him back hitting both there heads on the wall making them unconscious.
"Yes we are here to..." number 1 try's to say but sees the to knocked out boys on the floor.
"Hey we got 206" number 4 celebrated. "uh... And number 16 hunter" number 2 points out.
They pause at that
"I think that's a win for us to" said number 1.
Couple minutes later ...
numbers 3 and 5 come out with number 86 wrapped in a towel and they see the boys
"Ha! One fugitive, all wrapped up to go!"said number 1 cheerfully.
86 gets her composer back "That's impossible, you idiots caught number 206?" she said in anger.
"And kept the dandelion safe to!" said number 4 holding the plant.
86 smacked it out of his hands ruining the dandelion "Shut up! There's no way I'm letting you buffoons take credit for my work!"
"You mean my work thank you" Naruto said he had just gotten up and is trying to take the target.
"No number 16 I've won this round" said 86.
"What are you talking about? We caught him fair and Square!" number 1 protested.
86 didn't agree with that"Hump! If it wasn't for me You'd both be still at the beach figuring out how to get the sand out of your shorts! So long dumb boys and good riddens to you number 16" she said calling for a ship to take her to moon base.
"Not so fast 86 you not going anywhere with my target without me" stated Naruto.
"hold it, little miss toenail and mister grumpy. We all caught the guy, boys and girls" number 5 replied
"Don't worry number 5 I'll be sure to credit you and number 3 in my report" 86 said loading 206 on the ship.
"you know what, keep your stupid credit" number 5 said.
"fine more credit for me then" 86 said not caring.
"Oh no you don't your not going anywhere without me and taking my credit." said 16 getting on the ship reluctantly with 86.
"And you! Number 16 hunter, number 5 hopes you learn to be a team player or else what's the point?" said number 5.
"don't need anybody! So see ya later" and with that the two fight in to the ship and take off to the moon base".
"Man who put a bee in there undies ?" said number 3.
"I told you he was difficult". Stated number 1.
"yeah well number 5 hopes she never has to see him again."
If only she knew
...on the kids next door moon base...
They threw the fugitive to the ground in front of there leader number 274 "ha one fugitive wrapped up and ready to go and I wanted to go in the record and say all credit for this capture go's directly to me-looks like number 362 is going to give me a nice big promotion!" 86 said.
"What no way if anyone getting that promotion it's me!" 16 said.
"Oh please like you'd know what to do with such a thing!" 86 argued.
"I could do more than you!" said 16. They argued again
"Um number 86,? number 16 hunter?" number 274 said.
"WHAT!" they yelled at the same time.
"Um..." he pointed at the fugitive but it terns out that it wasn't number 206
"u-uh.. Number 362 sir I mean ma'am" 86 tried to talk.
"umm... Hey rachel funny thing, we thought you where a fugitive ha" 16 backs away laughing nervously" our bad... And for the record Fannys fault"
"What! No it's his" 86 tried to say.
"You idiots I was this close to getting the delightful children's plans! Then you both attacked me from out of nowhere ! Who's side are you two on anyway, I'm ashamed of. You both! Fanny I'm ashamed to call you a girl, and you Naruto I can't believe you all this and all you can say is my bad? You are both so stupid!" number 362 continue to yell at them
Finally after a while number 362 stops yelling at them and sighs "Ok number 16 hunter, please leave I want to talk to number 86 for a bit" she says.
Seeing his chance he tries to make a Brake for it "well ok catch you later good luck Fanny" he leaves but not before number 362 got the last word in
"Not so fast your not off the hook yet, will be seeing you later" she warned. Now that makes him nervous .
...one hour later in the supreme leaders office...
Naruto stands in front of numbers 274 and 362.
"In my defense I made one little mistake so how about we let bygone's be bygone's, right?"
Number 362 shakes her head at that"Number 16 hunter this mistake cost us three months of planing and preparation. And it's not just that it's your behavior you don't trust anyone you never open to you co-workers and your not exactly everyone's favourite person.
"So after much thinking" said number 274 taking over "we've decided that you number 16 will be demoted".
Silence filled the room, Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing. Him? Demoted? UNBELIEVABLE!
"that's not fair! It was one mistake! You can't do this to me!" Naruto shouted
"Now listen you can get it back, and sense you've done so much, will give you the option between options" said number 362.
"The first is to be assigned to sector V and you will Serve under number 1 until he says you've earned it"
"Are you kidding me! your making Nigel my superior there's no way..." Naruto said still a little upset
"Or you can be assigned to the decommissioning squid under number 86" number 274 said cutting him off.
"where was sector V again?" Naruto said after 10 seconds
END.
Ok that's that chapter done so tell me what you think and if you think it's good I'm open to suggestions for the next chapter. just keep it in session 1 and 2. And I have this chapter re-updated to correct some spelling mistakes