Once upon a time, Dora was walking on a path. Suddenly, Barney the dinosaur jumped out of nowhere and shot boots to death.
"NO!" said Dora.
"YES!" said Barney, "MWAHAHAHAHA!"
Barney took out a pack of cigarettes. "Want one?"
Dora gave him a look, "What are you, deranged?"
"Of course not, little girl. I work on a kid's show, after all!"
"What the fuck?" said Dora.
Barney stared.
"What?" said Dora, "did you think my parents were always nice talk?"
"Well, a little kid shouldn't swear!"
"And a big purple dinosaur shouldn't be shooting people!"
"Who cares?"
Dora's face grew red with fury, "You messed with the wrong girl! DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Dora pulled out a .44 and aimed at Barney.
"Dang, this is-" Barney started.
BANG.
Dead dinosaur.
Dora smiled maliciously and went on her way, singing happily on the path…
THE END.
Don't question me.
;D