a/n: For the record I hate this story, but it felt wrong that no one had said it yet. I mean 600 chapters of anticipation (a a boatload of now useless fanfiction) for nothing. So here we go. . .
"So that's it?"
"What?"
"Your eye! There's nothing there!"
"Yeah? What did you expect, a tragic story and accompanying scar involving ravenous sea monsters and a mythical angel who saved me while granting me magical powers that I have to keep hidden behind a comb of hair?"
". . ."
"You're hopeless. . ."