T h e R u l e s O f A t t r a c t i o n
By: OoOAliSaOoO
Rated: T Yes this story will be a PG story and people PG does involve kissing and mentions of some things people may not be comfortable with but its nothing too big. And yes there will be Cursing. Enjoy.
Full Summary: I work as a matchmarker,I'm the best there is.Only problem I can never get someone for me.Then one day this jerk comes into my life,after meeting at the mall,and it seems I can't get him to stop annoying me but for some odd reason I don't mind anymore."You may be the Love Master but even you need someone." She said. "And who would that some one be?" Aelita smiled. "Well that's the fun part were going to look for him but I have a pretty good idea of who." Her green eyes turned to a male with dark dirty chocolate hair. I almost spit out my drink. "Him?! You're crazy." One reason why was because he was my new boss...
Pairings: YxU, minor AelitaxOdd
T h e R u l e s O f A t t r a c t i o n
Chapter 1: Hello I'm Yumi a.k.a Love Master
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My head aches mercilessly as I gradually become aware of the soft pillows under me. My eyes open slowly afterwards, and I feel myself moan as I close them again, trying to stretch out my arms and legs to make myself even more comfortable than I already am. I open my eyes once more, and the blurry images around me sharpen into focus.
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I immediately open my eyes and bolt right up. Then I regret it. My head aches as if it's been pounded with a bowling ball….Ouch. This hangover is a real bitch. I try to recall what happened last night as I look around, checking that I'm fully dressed and in my bed (alone). I groan as I remember, expecting a guy to appear. What?! It happened once….when I was really really drunk.
I groaned slamming the alarm clock off. Those things are so damn annoying. Like a little damn annoying brother of mine, thank god I moved out before that little brat hit puberty. Would have been more drama then I needed.
"God…I really need to stop partying with Aelita and Ami, theses hangovers are going to be the end of me." Hangovers suck…but that doesn't mean I'll stop drinking it just means I have to cut back a bit…..
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I walked past my little dog, Ms. Kawaii II while the little white as snow chowchow watched me pass with noting but black underwear and a tank top with an image of Hello Kitty on my bust with ' I'm sooo Kitty CUTE!' a birthday gift with the woman who probably has a bigger headache then me .I lived on the 12th floor so the building across from us got a pretty good view of my 23 year old body….wait maybe I should get something to cover that, I may get stalkers. And stalkers are a no no but….I'll buy something soon, if I have time…Yeah maybe…
I huffed a way my bang from my eyes as I sat on the kitchen counter with my laptop sitting on my lap (which is burning me a bit from the bottom) and a cup of coffee at my side . Nothing like coffee and a laptop on your lap at 7:13 am with your one year old dog looking at you with creepy little brown eyes.
Sigh.
"Time for work."
Okay one from….Joy
Dear Love Master,
Well you see I really like this guy he's the most handsome and one of the kindest person in the world. Everything about him is great I guess I just really like I mean really think his the one for me. His just so perfect in every way possible. The only thing is he never notices me but he has talken to me for a while though what should I do, I'm just so sure Love Master that he is My Prince...and as Love Master you must know the joy of loving. But what should I do I change my look? Do I act differently? I really need advice. I really know he's the one so please!
Joy
I ached a brow. Why is always he's the one and his perfect in every way possible! It was really starting to annoy the living crap out of me. Okay so maybe I'm a little jealous that they all have someone they love but I'm young…..and okay I'm just plain jealous.
'And no Joy I don't know the joy of loving...' I thought a bitter while drinking some of my coffee...HOLY...BURNED TONGUE! OW.
Dear Joy,
Of course I'll help you it's my job after all but first you most realize that if you want your suppose one to truly love you don't change or act differently but show your into him little things can show him that you like him. You'll be really surprised at what the results are. So to make things a little easier I'll send you my guide. It has everything you will ever need and of course Joy I know the joys of loving I am after Love Master what kind of matchmarker would I be if I couldn't even get my own date? So good lucky I know you'll do great.
-Love Master
I sighed sending it ( lying a bit but what was I suppose to say I'm a 23 year old woman who's the best matchmaker but yet her herself is alone?)and going back to my mail box to find about 50 more in my mail box I groaned slamming my head on the keyboard. Really do these people really suck at getting matched up? Why do they waste their time on me, I thought there were dating sites now of this days. Oh well at least I'm getting paid. Now let's see anything from Princess herself.
Let's see…..One from Anime on Demand. No but look at it later. What? I can't love Anime? Need Help, Love Master. Later. Hi Miss.NHBF! Yes.
I still can't believe she's still calling me that and since no one beside my little hangover Princess and Ami know what NHBF means which is Need Hot Boyfriend. You would think they would forget since they started saying that since freshman year.
Anyways lets she what hangover Princess wrote at 5:48pm yesterday.
Hi Yum Yum,
I'm pretty sure I have a hangover right now knowing me hehe so I'll write this today….I'll probably forget. So anyways I was wondering if you would like to come with me and Ami pies to go shopping today well when I'm writing this tomorrow at 5ish! And don't you dare delete this message you need to live! God knows you spend to much time in that damn computer, I mean if you weren't Lover Master. I would be worried you were watching porn or something…..which you're not right…? So just come out with us and party at my apartment afterwards. We have ICE CREAM! Every girl's best friend and its Ben and Jerry, we have six different flavors. Oh lucky thing too Bun Bun is that Ami can come her husband isn't being a tight ass for once, hehe I'm still surprised she got married with him. Those two used to hate each other then next thing we know we see those two on each other. Hehe I still feel kind of bad when I yelled rape and Leo was arrested for attempted rape. How was I supposed to know? I mean really it was like an animal in heat looking for its mate, I don't even think rated R movies are that naughty! It was like whoa! …Wait….um…hehe Aelita get your mind out of the gutter! Um so just come with us. I need to go and try to get the dirty images of what I saw in high school.
-Peace and Love
Yes. Yes. I know what your thinking what is this girl on right? Well….when I find out myself I'll tell you.
Hm…I guess it would be a good idea if I go out with the girls and anyways….They have Ben and Jerry and it sure as hell beats reading about love problems….Damn I can hook other people up but I can't find my own man that's sad. I want a love life like other people.
"I better get some work done at least." I mumbled biting my nails, bad habit I know. I clicked back to my mail to see….
"About a zillion more in the past…." Glance at clock. "Four minutes. Frigging fantastic." Then my phone rang...hm maybe no and it's Aelita too...Maybe I can pretend , I'm not home...
"Yumi. Come on I know you're there. I called your place and no one answered. YUMI! Pick up the phone now! Either pick up the phone or I'll give Ami the pictures of you and that intern at—"
"Yes, fine, you win." I knew she had the negatives to that set. That lying little she-devil.
"No Yumi, I am not a she-devil. I am flattered though." She was now laughing at me. What are close friends for again?
"What do you want Aelita?" I asked playing with the cord bored out of my wits.
"I just called to remind you is all doll." I rolled my eyes at her cheery voice, "Oh and did you hear it seems Ami's been sick."
"She has?" Bored tone was clearly coming out.
"Yea she's been throwing a lot after the hangovers not really her but hey it happens." She finished and at that moment I knew she was just pretty much bored and would talk to anyone who would pick up the phone hell I'm pretty sure she has already done a prank call or two.
"True now I have to go and Lita play video games or something if you're bored."
"But Yum Yum it's so fun annoying you and-"
"Bye Aelita." I said before hanging up now what to eat.
Hmmm, which fast food chain should I clog my arteries with today? Jack in the Box? Nah, I'm still on their list. Punch one person and everyone's against you! I told him I didn't like animals and he just had to make a giraffe! Oh well, I never liked a man who wore more make up then me. I think I'll go to Star Bucks. Those things have just been popping out everywhere.
After the long drive and people cursing me because maybe I was going a bit fast but it was life or death thing I needed my Frappuchino.
I order a Caramel Frappuchino, light, and sit at a table, casually sipping my drink. I then order a sandwich, leaving quickly before all the weirdo's come in. Kids these days. They have changed.
When I was home finally (after again having bad drive experience with that guy with the green motorcycle what a jerk cutting me off on the lane.) I looked at the clock I still had a whole lot of time so….lets see……Anime on Demand.
I groaned did anyone have an idea how wrong it looked for a grown woman to be on the street by her self and waiting for someone to pick her up? I pouted side glancing at my new BMW….and it was black too! Sigh.
HUNK
HUNK
HUNK
'Well at least she's here.'
"Wow Yumi you look more depressing then you usually do. Still have a hangover Hun?" Great now I'm depressing. If I'm so depressing then why is Ms. Cheery my friend? Well really my best friend and here is how she looks. Hm…where to start well she's about 5'3 or 5'4 at the most. She has short bright pink hair that doesn't even reach her shoulders but it works for her. She also had forest green eyes that shined with her happiness 24/7. Oh and she's 22 one year younger then me and like me she's a grown woman…in the acting like a grown woman though….yea no.
"Geez, thanks Aelita such a true friend." I replied while rolling my eyes letting my butt sink into the passenger's seat. In Aelita's pink Honda which really was not common but oh I'm sure France has seen stranger things then Aelita's 2007 Honda with a white panda on the side. Like she said the white panda matched the pink just perfectly.
We finally get the car moving. Me clutching my seat belt all the way. Aelita is a bit of a speed racer. When we were teenagers it was fun. Now that I'm older it's scary beyond belief well only when Aelita drives. I hope that doesn't mean I'm getting old. I'm only 23. That's not old. Right?
"I know. But lets talk about how wonderful I truly I'm later we still need to pick up Ami." That girl is like that damn bunny. How she sounds so cheer after drinking so much last night. Wait is it safe for her to even drive?
"Hey Yum Yang I was wondering how do you know if a guy likes you?" Wow…..Oh. My. God. She's blushing AND avoiding my eyes?! This isn't real I'm in hangover land. Aelita is crushing on a guy. As in a male. As in a person who is not a girl. As in person who has um...cough. manly cough things...cough.
"Ow!" I whimpered rubbing my arm with a pout on my face.
"What?" She asked finally looking at me.
"I pinched myself to make sure I was awake."
"Ow!" Whimper. Damn first the pinch now I get hit on the head?! Okay so maybe the pinch thing was on me but still not the point!
"You're so mean!" I retorted sticking my tongue out at her.
"Yumi!" Oh she's serious….Okay I'm officially scared she's being serious with never happens unless one of us is really in trouble or something.
"Okay. Well first question does he avoid your eyes or does he look directly at your eyes or semi look at your eyes?" Um…when in the hell did Ami's apartment become so long to drive to?
"Well sometimes but then he looks away and it's odd I suppose….I would say semi eye contact." Okay now it's getting interesting…Damn it my head still hurts.
'Mental Note never get Aelita too mad that she'll use violence.'
"Well it's 50/50 he avoids your eyes because he's probably can't see your eyes without blushing but when he looks at your eyes it might mean his actually has backbone and isn't a wimp." I saw her nod.
"Okay question two what did he do to make you like him?" Is that blush on her cheeks again? Wows were the hell is a camera when you need one! The girl is as red as a frigging strawberry very cute though, Aelita has a little crush. Awww.
"Well you see…he makes me laugh so much he can always make me smile too! But the reason why I like him is probably when we went to the fair when you were sick with the flu last mouth. He was nice and caring he won a little kitten, give me his coat, paid for cotton candy and had his arms around me when I got scared in the Haunted House." She sighed leaving me on the edge of my seat. "He kissed me on the lips it was fast but it was so sweet and..and Oh I think I'm love." She finished off stopping the car….Wait why is the car stopped. Oh were at Ami's place, duh. We honk….and honk and honk…..
"My god are Ami and her damn husband at it again or something?!" I mean those two are really like seriously animals towards each other. Me and Aelita once came in and well yea what we saw was not pretty. Well just to say we never saw that kitchen table the same after that day. We knocked on the door to come to face with Ami.
"Hey you two!" Oh thank Kami she's not out of breath good sigh, it's steady. Very good sighs thank god because I don't think I can take seeing one of my best friend doing her husband again. One time was enough but five times!
"Hey Ami guess what!" Okay so I'm giddy it's pretty sad I'm more interested in my best friend love life then my own but that would require me to have a love life in the first place wouldn't it. She looked at me with a smile as we all got in the car.
"What? Wait Aelita did you lap dance again?" Ami giggled out. Ami is 23 like me and is married. She has rose red hair it's like blood red and she always has it in a tight pony tail with her long hair flowing in the back. Her eyes are light grey, there really nice. Well today she was wearing a dark grey tank top with a nice pair of grey leopard pants that looked a whole lot like mine. Wait is that my checkered belt and black slippers, too?
"ONE TIME OKAY! One time it was my first collage party okay!"
"Well one time is enough Lita and you did it to our female teacher!" Ami and I both snickered as she huffed and puffed something of the lines of 'rotten friends….' Or something similar.
"And no Ami, Princess didn't lap dance this time but there's always other times…." More Snicker and a very unkind words came from Aelita's mouth as we were now looking for a parking spot which was hard it was Friday and 5pm.
"God where in the hell is a parking spot?! Damn teens. What they don't have anything better to do or something." Me and Ami rolled are eyes as Aelita kept on riding after finding one after probably twenty minutes of looking.
We were all going through the entrance when Ami spoke, "So what's up with little miss hyper over there since she hasn't been having fun?" She asked with a cheeky smile.
"Well." I cast a look at Aelita to see her playing with the hem of her skirt having her eyes down cast. "She's in love with a guy who kissed her." I covered my ears and in a few seconds you'll find out.
"Oh my god that is so kawaii! What happened?! How did it feel? Butterflies? Was it great? When was it? Where was it?!" And she kept on going squealing as Aelita squealed back as both seemed to bounce as we entered a cute boutique.
After looking through almost every shop in the whole mall we finally got to my heaven Hot Topic…..
You know how little boys and girls got all giddy when they go to a candy store? Well Hot Topic is my candy store. Every person's dream who adores the color black. I suppose it comes with being a bit of a Goth, but I wear other things then black and anyways everything matches with black so there. Done and done.
"Oh come on Lita, it's not that bad." I heard Ami say as she tried to drag Aelita in while I practically drooled on this cute black combat boots. Even though Aelita really didn't love my heaven she always got something. I mean who wouldn't its frigging Hot Topic!
"Hey Yumi." Crap. I feel the stalker alert in my head go on. I turned around to find William Dunbar gawking at me with one of those perverted smiles while a smile greeted him back. William is twenty three like me, a little old to be working here though. I;ve known the creep since High School and he just won't get the message that I will never ever as long as I live will go out with him!
But the reason why I didn't want to date him wasn't because he wasn't attractive hell most girl would say William was sexy….but I wasn't like most girls. Sure black hair and sapphire eyes are sexy, but I've always liked guys with hazel eyes. Don't know why though. And it wasn't that he didn't have a good body either, he did but the guy was too clingy. It felt weird when I was around him…..like now….
"Oh hey William. Um…so have the pink combat boots with the black little bats come back yet? Aelita's birthday is coming up soon."
"No sorry they haven't. So Yumi are you doing anything this Saturday….." Oh Kami save me!
"Hey Yumi Yum look at this it's pink!" I heard Aelita giggle out with a wink my way. Oh I love my little hang over friend.
"Oh Aelita that is adorable and matches your eyes right Ami!" She nodded. "Well William it looks like I'm needed maybe some other time." I walked to both girls thanking them while we looked some more. And by the end I had six bags in hand. What I love the store so there bit me.
Wait never mind I still have a scar on my wrist….Stupid Aelita taking it seriously.
We were now having the fun of going to any store but in Aelita's words the damn teens were blocking my way to Ami and Aelita.
I tried to keep up with them with my Victoria Secret shopping bag at hand and wasn't doing such a bad job after a while in till I collided with a big strong wall? When did walls feel soft…wait is this wall breathing and why can't I see? Wait I'm I blind all I see is green but when your blind don't you see black and why does it smell like really good cologne? I looked up to see something very unexpected on my part it was a every um…angry man looking at me with annoyance? Okay I'll admit I'm not always in this position but really annoyance? I'm no model or anything far from it but really when a semi-beautiful girl falls into a guys arms most guys would enjoy it! Damn and stop looking at me like that with that glare. Sure his eyes were a nice hazel color and his whole damn being was sexy but the glare was not fitting him. Nope.
I finally seemed to get out of la la land as I took my face out of his green shirt. That explained the whole I only saw green for a matter of my life moment. I then show him examining me with his eyes. Which means checking me out, clearly, both his eyes were scanning me from head to toe making me feel exposed or something along the lines. Okay maybe wearing a jean skirt that didn't even reach my knees or anywhere near it was a bad wardrobe chose and a black strip shirt with a grey blazer were the weren't best either and with my black stilettos well if he wasn't checking me out that is otherwise I think it's a good chose.
"Next time watch where you're going ma'am." His voice came out manly and deep sexy-…Wait scratch the sexy did he-just-just call me-
"Huh?"
Okay first this guy glares at me, which his still doing by the way, checks me out and now he calling me ma'am AND his saying it's my fault I hit his well built chest?! I think not! No one treats me like that and then say I'm some old fart or something I mean really I'm in my early twenties and he should watch where his going!
I then began collecting the items that had fallen from my shopping bag while mumbling some not so kind things before throwing one of his bags at him.
"Excuse me, ma'am and watch where I'm going?" He just continued to glare but not as strong and nodded slowly like not knowing if it was the right or wrong thing to do as he helped me pick up some of the things that feel down when he crashed into me.
That's when I realized something…..
Didn't I have a Victoria Secret bag with me? I gazed down……
Oh my god…..
No frigging way.
Nope.
It's just a really bad dream!
Damn no its really...
My black lacy thong is right beside his shoes with the matching bra with a bow in the middle with lacy strings. My black lacy thong is right beside his shoes with the matching bra with a bow in the middle with lacy strings. My black lacy thong is right beside his shoes with the matching bra with a bow in the middle with lacy!
Myblacklacythongisrightbesidehisshoeswiththematchingbrawithabowinthemiddlewithlacystrings!
I flushed as I guess he realized that to.
"A lacy thong?" He questioned with a brow up and a smirk on his face as he picked them up. I could have groaned then and there. Kami kill me now. "And a matching bra as well?" Okay now I just want to die more thank you cocky jerk.
"And aren't you a little too old to be wearing this?" He added with the same stupid smirk on his face. Don't kill the bastard. Don't kill the bastard. DON'T KILL THE BASTARD! Anyways how long do you go to jail for killing a guy? Fifteen years? Thirty? It can't be that bad! I mean really and isn't not like he wasn't ever going to be murdered because of his cockiness I'm just murdering him sooner. I'm doing the world a favor. Yeah.
I gulp to stop myself from retorting, "So which way do you want to be murdered but instead…. "Okay buddy first don't ever call me ma'am I'm pretty sure I'm younger then you thank you!. And what the hell is with you, I can wear a thong if I want at any age!" What? I can't say the other thing now can I? They sue now of these days something along the lines of threatening blab blab blab. What? I'm no lawyer!
Wait a minute his was holding my thong! Isn't that illegal or something, the pervert with dreamy eyes holding a younger woman's undies!
"Well aren't you ladylike?" I raised a brow.
"Actually I am when I'm not with perverts like you. Now tell me do you always pick other peoples undergarments?" Please please hold your applause.
CRAP…..He has a smug look on his face….I repeat crap.
Listen closely if a guy who is a pervert or stupid cocky poo head (haha made new name for him) ever, and I mean ever looks smug as this stupid cocky poo head has now do the following.
A: Run, he may try and pounce on you and deflower you.
Or
B: People like a true badass and be like a true head bitch of the pack.
Yea I would pick A too. Even though I was already deflowered but still….Not the point.
"Hm…Nope I don't think so, this is the first Miss…."He trailed off. I blinked you have got to be kidding. Okay he gets my sexy thong and bra and now wants to know my name?! Probably to make fun of it. Oh great and my name means beauty just great…….I really could just smack the person who give me the name….wait was it my mother or father?
Wait…
Wait what if he plans to stalk me? And then when he has after many months of watching me and putting new pictures of me he comes and…Gasp what if he tries to deflower me? Er…Well I'm already deflowered so um….RAPE! Oh my god it's going to be like in the horror movies with the guy stalking the beautiful and main person (me) and then rapes her! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm hyperventilating!!
"I'm not going to stalk you and then rape you." Oh my god is he a mind reader or something, cause that was….Ahh Yumi Ishiyama get a grasp on yourself….but how did he….? Oh well I guess the world (including me) will never know.
Stupid Cocky Poo Head like him suck with his mind reading powers and such.
I put my face in front of his. "None. Of. Your. Business."
"Geez lady are you on your monthly or something." Smug smiling wearing bastard. And even if I'm I don't get moody! What?! I don't! Well maybe a little but only a little! Nothing too big.
"YUMI! OKAY MY NAME IS YUMI!!" I screamed getting unwanted attention from people who have nothing better to do then look at to young adults fighting. Really people these days are so interested in other people. But it's really this cocky bastard's fault I tell you.
I wait and wait and wait…. Patiently which is getting me no where.
Hello where's the haha your name means beauty, sooo funny and so doesn't not fit you, or something else retarded.
That would most likely make me…..
A: Slap him wait….Bitch slap him….Muaahh
OR
B: Go for the jewels.
I would pick B much funnier.
"Oh just get over with it will you!"
"What? Yumi fits you. It means beauty right?" Jerk says what now? And also the guy knows some Japanese, well it is a common name after all. Yeah that's probably why.
"Um…are you sure your not on your monthly as you said cause dude first your all jerko boy now your getting kind on me. Wait I know you haven't taken your pill today right?" He laughed. Oh my god the guy laughs.
Okay I was joking about the whole pill thing but maybe just maybe he is….?
"Well no I'm not on it and never going to be on it. And the pill thing I think your talking about my friend. Anyways I'm Ulrich." I looked at him skeptically. This was going well too….um…weird. "So how old are you anyways." He asked looking me over again with his hand on his chin.
"Are you always this straight out and really you should watch where you're going." I said my turn for the smug look and he realized that to I think while he crossed his arms.
"Well Yumi-" I knew I should have never told him. Damn my temper it got the better of me. "Like I said before you should watch where you're going not me. Ooh and come on just tell me!"
I huffed. "Well I'm sorry mister I'm so tough and strong -"
"My name is Ulrich." I glared at him before I continued. Really in till this day I never thought any man could be this annoying. Men!
"Mister I'm so tough and strong but unlike you I'm graceful it just happened you weren't paying attention around you probably checking some girl's ass-"
"Cough. Age. Cough." FRIGGING…..Okay Yumi just breathe slowly in out, in out, in out.
"23…." I growled before finishing my other sentence.
"And then making my poor nose take a great whiff of her cheap cologne!" Haha beat that. Ooh you can't can ya?!
"HA! If your sooo graceful then why were you in my chest longer then you were suppose to? And make be you were to busy checking me out." Cocky bastard. It's simple though I thought I was blind and maybe the not so cheap cologne was okay…..WHAT? I'm a girl who like's cologne even though it belonged to this Ulrich person. But as for the second one….haha that's funny me checking out that jerk yea never. Nope. No why in hell. I may have if this never happened and I was with my best friends but after this no.
"You-You god what the hell is wrong with you?! If you haven't noticed but I'm pretty sure you know most girls don't like checking out cocky bastards with bad cologne. But of course I'm sure you have your whores on layaway." Oh I'm good now for the final touch.
"Have a bad day jerk boy." I said walking my way though people but not before directing my tongue out at him. Yes I know childish but the guy was a jerk, a pretty jerk but a jerk nonetheless.
I mean a whole lot of guys have hazels eyes with sexy dirty brown hair with the body of a sex god right? Right. I just have to fine one with manners and isn't a totally ass like this guy.
I almost missed his little nice come back, though, being interested in my thoughts and all.
"Likewise to you Ma'am." Okay what I'm about to do is unladylike. I heard him chuckle as I give him the finger while I smiled sweetly. When I turned I leaned against the wall feeling a little dazed probably because I hadn't had my mocha yet but why I'm a flushed?
"Hey Yumi where you been we been looking for you all over the place." I heard Ami shout as she and Aelita came closer with shopping bags to tow.
"Good thing we found you to. Aelita was about to call out to call the cops." I rolled my eyes while Aelita smiled at me. Really I was after all a grown woman and hell I was older then Aelita.
"Yea whatever lets go get something to eat." I did not feel like doing anymore shopping the jerk had ruined it. Damn Ulrich guy. They both shrugged making our way to the food court before Aelita stopped both of us with a pull at our shirts making me almost chock with my collar trying to kill me. Gee everything can be a deathtrap with Aelita around.
"Yumi Yum Ami! Look there he is with his friend!!" Aelita shrieked pointing at a table that both I and Ami let our eyes follow to a table with two guys.
"Oh! Aelita which one the blond or the brown haired one?" Wait one blond the other is….I let my eyes study them both.
I smacked my forehead.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Kami why do you hate me so?!
"What's wrong Yumi-" Ami began but Aelita's voice overruled hers.
"HEY ODD!" Aelita yelled while I and Ami tried avoiding the stares we were getting but soon shrugged it off but what I couldn't shrug off was the boring feeling I was getting from the jerk with his friend waving at Aelita with a big smile. I sighed the guy did seem her type…..weird….Dude had weird hair a purple spot in the middle of his Dragon Ball Z style, weird clothing well not really the clothes but the colors purple and pink, and weird friends. But over all the guy looked okay not one of those psycho's but the guy had weird taste in friends.
Well anyways Ami and I are both being Aelita dragged to the table.
"Hey Aelita. This is my best friend Ulrich." I sat at on one of the chairs that was furthest from him while he smirked. Who would have thought one of my best friends love interest was with the best friends with the cocky bastard. Life was peachy.
"Well Hi Ulrich." I almost gagged as both shared a hand shake.
"And this is Ami." Again gag. "This is Yu-"
"Yumi." He finished for her while Aelita held a confusing smile while Ami secretly smiled at me which I simply rolled my eyes. He held out his hand.
"What ma'am no hand shake?" I smirked while he looked at me strangely as I did I was told maybe a little too strong as he whimpered at my grip.
"Wait Ulrich is this the girl you were talking about?" I think Aelita said his name was Odd? While anyways he asked.
Ulrich nodded with a smile. Odd smiled and then bonked Ulrich on the head while keeping his eyes on me. My kind of guy. I turned to Aelita. "Good job Princess." She just blushed. Damn seriously was this Aelita blushes year or something not even when she had a crush on David Lee was she like this. She was acting like a giddy blushing school girl.
"Hey sorry about what happened early with him." I nodded.
"Um…first off what the hell are you guys talking about? I would like to be informed." Ami said looking at all of us minus Aelita who had her head crocked to the side.
"I picked up her thong." Jaw drop on my part, YES! Both girls turned to me with an amused smile while in the background I could hear Odd laugh. Okay so maybe the whole nice thing early was to impress Aelita's friend which had work before this that is. The moron it's as if he was implying that we-
"He didn't mean it like that!" I cried. I already knew what my perverted friends were thinking but really they would believe me right, I mine we've been friend's since Jr. High.
"Oh it's okay Yumi you're a grown woman there's no need to be embarrassed what you and this man did in your own time is fine." I then heard no more laughing from Odd after Ami little speech while Ulrich was coughing. I turned my head to see Odd covered with coke while his hair was no longer up and as Ulrich continued to cough.
"I didn't mean it like that!" He spit out between his coughs. Okay so even he gets embarrassed.
"Um…okay then why did you have her thong?" Damn Ami and her question asking!
"Long story." I growled out. "And don't you think we should get going?"
"But Yumi Yum we haven't even eaten it and it would be rude of us!" Aelita cried. I rolled my eyes she just wanted to talk with her little lover….well soon to be I wasn't called the Love Master for nothing.
"Aelita if we leave I promise I will tell both of you the long story over some Ben and Jerry." She seemed to think it over before nodding and giving Odd a hug while Ami just came by side.
"Bye!"
"Yea bye." With that said I dragged Aelita by the collar and pulled her to Ami and I.
What I didn't realize was I left my purse on the table...
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