1 Battle and tea
Disclaimer: none of these characters are mine *sobs, curls up into a foetal position on the floor*
This is just something me and my friend Lou-Chan thought up when we were hyper, it's very short *meekly* I'm sorry
The ground trembled with the sound of battle. Legolas and Gimli fought side by side surrounded by fierce looking orcs (A/N: Not to mention bloody ugly), soon they could hold them off no longer. Suddenly……….
"Oh gosh (A/N: And this is NOT taking the piss out of the English ….much, coz I'm English ¬_¬), we appear to be in a slight pickle my dear friend." Announced Legolas to his fellow comrade.
"Golly, you're right" replied the dwarf.
"I know what this calls for" a bulb lighted above the elf's head (A/N: Hey, isn't that the one from my bedroom? Ok who the hell put that there?!…. PIPPIN!!!!!!!!)
"What old chap?"
"TEA!!" cried a delighted Legolas.
"Oh, what a spiffing idea" agreed Gimli.
Legolas pulls out a tea table complete with tablecloth and china tea set (A/N: Don't ask where it came from, you don't wanna know ^.^;).
"Now who's for tea?"
Some orcs put up their hands and Legolas counted them.
"Ok, now who wants cake with theirs?"
There were shouts of 'oh, oh, me, me!' from the crowd.
"Gosh, do you think we'll have enough" asked a worried Gimli (A/N: He just wants them all for him self! You better give them to me for save keeping *grins innocently*)
"When there's will there's a way my friend" reassured Legolas
10 minutes later everyone has finished their tea (A/N: And cakes!)
"Thank you kindly" said the lead orc and with that the orcs ran off taking the china with them.
"How rude, they've buggered off" grumbled a slightly put off Gimli
"Yes, they've scarpered and with my best china too" said a distressed Legolas
"No manners these days"
"Quite" agreed his miffed elven companion
The end
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Disclaimer: none of these characters are mine *sobs, curls up into a foetal position on the floor*
This is just something me and my friend Lou-Chan thought up when we were hyper, it's very short *meekly* I'm sorry
The ground trembled with the sound of battle. Legolas and Gimli fought side by side surrounded by fierce looking orcs (A/N: Not to mention bloody ugly), soon they could hold them off no longer. Suddenly……….
"Oh gosh (A/N: And this is NOT taking the piss out of the English ….much, coz I'm English ¬_¬), we appear to be in a slight pickle my dear friend." Announced Legolas to his fellow comrade.
"Golly, you're right" replied the dwarf.
"I know what this calls for" a bulb lighted above the elf's head (A/N: Hey, isn't that the one from my bedroom? Ok who the hell put that there?!…. PIPPIN!!!!!!!!)
"What old chap?"
"TEA!!" cried a delighted Legolas.
"Oh, what a spiffing idea" agreed Gimli.
Legolas pulls out a tea table complete with tablecloth and china tea set (A/N: Don't ask where it came from, you don't wanna know ^.^;).
"Now who's for tea?"
Some orcs put up their hands and Legolas counted them.
"Ok, now who wants cake with theirs?"
There were shouts of 'oh, oh, me, me!' from the crowd.
"Gosh, do you think we'll have enough" asked a worried Gimli (A/N: He just wants them all for him self! You better give them to me for save keeping *grins innocently*)
"When there's will there's a way my friend" reassured Legolas
10 minutes later everyone has finished their tea (A/N: And cakes!)
"Thank you kindly" said the lead orc and with that the orcs ran off taking the china with them.
"How rude, they've buggered off" grumbled a slightly put off Gimli
"Yes, they've scarpered and with my best china too" said a distressed Legolas
"No manners these days"
"Quite" agreed his miffed elven companion
The end
Ok loved it? Hated it? Please review^.^