Lotsa OOCness * sweatdrop * don't kill if don't like! Please!
Anyway, its just a bunch a randomness. I'm in a weird mood as I type so it should be different.eheh . although since I'm a little high on sugar, it may be a little screwy. Dun kill me please. Ok, I've been writing some, and I would just like to say, think of Naruto for a moment. then think of his weird personality and his weird habits. Insert them into Gaara. Wala. Randomness. * dodges rather sharp looking carrots from Gaara fans, who are screaming, 'your defacing the coolest guy! DIE!' HEY! I LOVE GAARA TOO. it's just at the moment, I feel like changing around some stuff. BWHAHAHAHHAA!
ENJOY ANYWAY! * sees that everyone left. * Damn it.
Disclaimer:..how many people have told you they don't own Naruto? Well I obviously don't. However..I would lovvvvveee to own a few people..
Warnings: Language, um . diiiiirty fantasies (who could be having these thoughts?), fantasies come true.?, Some people reading 'the book' which YOU get to read too!!! YAOI! YAOI YAOI YAOI! GASASUNARU TRIANGLE!
Author's Note: /stuff like this is a character thinking . yeesh\
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Chapter 1: EUREKA!
~It happened so slowly. Yet my mind couldn't register what was happening.Pain startled me out of unconsciousness, and a bloody cough erupted from my throat. I was feeling sick to my stomach. Then a clawed hand grasped my neck pulling me up. something choked me. Something. something. Something called. my . name.? What the f- ~
"Oi! Gaara!"
Kankuro hovered over his younger brother with a smirk on his mouth.
"Fell asleep again?! What's with you these days? You keep falling asleep. Since when do you sleep?!"
Gaara yawned widely. "Since the time you started think a certain girl from Hidden Sound was hot."
Temari looked up from her book. "You don't mean. ? KIN?!"
Kankuro blushed violently, then scowled. "How did you know?"
Gaara plainly looked amused. "Baaaakaaaa. It's old news."
"But, wait." Temari looked confused. "Isn't Kin a little old for you. I mean, isn't she older then you, by like what, three or something years?"
".."
Gaara stood up, brushing off the dirt on the back of his pants. "Well, he has the right to like whoever he wants, like I have the right to sleep whenever I want."
"Sure."
"Right."
Yawning again, Gaara walked a little ways away from where his older siblings were now arguing about some weird character in Temari's book. He kept walking until he could no longer sense their chakra, and walked behind a rather large bush. Moving his pants aside, he started taking a piss.
/Kuso. They always get on my nerves just because I'm sleeping a lot. \ He grinned. /I'm just catching up on all the nights I never slept. \ He sighed. Finishing up, Gaara decided to spy on Temari and Kankuro. He didn't know why he felt like doing so. but he was strangely tempted. Jumping up onto a low branch, the young shinobi quickly made his way to the higher branches.
Gaara sensed his brother and sister were close. Only a few more trees.
Landing without a sound in the tree above two figures at the bottom, the red-haired boy grinned as he sat and listened intently.
"-keep making fun of the stuff I watch and read. Don't you have anything else to do?!"
Temari's voice.
"I would bother Gaara, but I'd most likely just get eating."
"Well," Temari sound quite cross, "Go jump in quick-sand or something. Can't you see I'm reading?"
Heavy sigh.
"I think I'll go and day-dream about Kin." Wonders off somewhere. (A/N: I know.freakiness. ^_^;)
"Yeash. Such a pain." Goes back to reading her.err. book.
Gaara sighed. He thought it'd be more interesting. But as he thought a little longer he realized he was talking about his brother and sister. TEMARI and KANKURO. Nothing was interesting about them, since he saw them every frickin' day. Gaara pondered for a moment. (Let's ponder with him, shall we? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..)
Suddenly, a light bulb appeared above his head. "Eureka! I've found it!" Woops. Said that a little to loud.
Temari looked up. Scowled. "If you're trying to read my book from up there, your crazy. Even you don't have eyesight that good."
Gaara fell out of the tree.
"No... that wasn't exactly what I was doing."
The blonde rolled her eyes, but grinned devilishly. "You know, you can borrow it."
Gaara stood up carefully, eyeing the female on the ground. ".."
She shrugged. "Your loss. But it's a really interesting book.."
"How so? What's it about?"
Her grin widened. "Guess."
"Damn it, Temari, just tell me!"
She paused for a few seconds, then smiled again. "Romance," she said dreamily. "And it's really detailed!"
Gaara stared at her, then at the book. The title was Ichi Ichi Paradise.
"You read that shit?!"
"Well, yeah! It's so great! * sigh *" She looked like she was in totally ecstasy with the book.
"Lemme see," he held out his hand waiting for her to pass it over. She did so, regretting the fact that she was parting with her beloved book.
The first thing that caught his eye was this sentence.:
'Cira slowly dropped her shirt on the floor, followed by her skirt, then bra, then underpants. Kosuke stared at her beautiful body, feeling weak in the knees and heat rise to his face. She stepped forward and-'
Gaara slammed the book closed, panting heavily, his cheeks pink with embarrassment. His sister read this?! He stared away into the distance, still panting...
He came to when he heard Temari squeal at him for losing her place.
"ASS! And it was getting good!" She grabbed at the book.
But for some reason, Gaara moved aside, and opened the book again, this time in a random place.
'Raiku watched from behind a bush with glee as the two beautiful girls skinny-dipped in the clear water. Blushing with pleasure and delight, he took out his camera and quickly snapped pictures when they were in sexy positions. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore and jumped out and introduced himself. The girls, thinking he was hilarious and cute walked out of the water and started mooning over him and posing for him to take pictures. He blushed red as the fires of hell and continued snapping pictures, when all of a sudden, one of the girls was taking of his clothes.'
Gaara slammed the book closed again, this time a dark red cover his entire face, as he wheezed with difficulty.
"Pretty good stuff, neh?" Temari smirked. "I knew you'd like it."
"Where...the hell did you get this shit?"
The blonde ninja settled down against the tree behind her, after taking back her book.. "Baki-sensei bought it for me."
" . Why?"
"I caught him reading it. Man, when you think about it, he's seriously perverted!"
Gaara was very disturbed by Temari's statement. "When did you catch him reading this .?"
"About two months ago, when you and Kankuro were out shopping or something."
The crimson-haired boy looked up at the sky. "Shopping .?"
"Yup."
"When. did I go. shopping?"
"About two months ago. You guys never told me what you bought. But knowing Kankuro, I really don't wanna know."
Temari turned her attention back to her. book. "Anyway, since this story is getting good, you can like, go away so I can read in peace." Waving him away, she immediately focused her full attention on the small orange book, smiling widely.
Gaara scowled. /Hn. Well, like I give a- What the.\
Gaara was cut off from his train of thought by a loud yelp.
Temari, oblivious of her surroundings, kept reading her book.
Since he was the only one out of the two that was paying attention, Gaara decided to figure out what that noise was.
"It was Kankuro."
Gaara stopped in the middle of his stride. "Nani?"
A huge sigh erupted from behind Temari's book. "Don't even bother to find out what he's doing. If anything, he most likely got bitten while taking a piss."
Gaara sweatdroped. "Eh, right."
Since he wasn't going to check and see where the noise was coming from, he thought his time would most likely be better spent working out his other 'plan'.
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"GAAAAAAH! NARUTO! YOU DUMBASS!"
A pink haired ninja chased a boy down a now vacant street, looked rather furious. Watching the feud between the two, a black-haired male looked quite bored.
/Baka. He shoulda known not to try to flip Sakura's skirt. \
The boy grimaced as the female threw a few shuriken and kunai at the blond, and watched with plain amusement as the boy barely dodge the life-seeking daggers.
"NARUTO!"
"Ne, Naruto, why don't you just apologize.?" Sasuke said this, knowing it was a lost cause.
Painting heavily, Naruto ran up to Sasuke and fell before him, terror in his wide blue eyes.
"She's * pant* gonna * pant* kill me * cough* either way."
"Serves you right, Dobe."
With the mentioning of the usual insult 'Dobe', Naruto jumped up and glared furiously at his rival.... Only to jump behind his 'rival' when Sakura came behind him.
"Bloodlust!" He quivered. He hadn't seen her this mad since he accidentally 'kissed' Sasuke.
Sasuke sighed. He had to end this soon; otherwise he'd never get to go home.
"Sakura, can we at least finish the mission first, then you can kill Naruto. I want to get this over with."
The girl immediately snapped out of her killer mode, and smiled shyly.
"Sure." She blushed, since he was talking to her. Glaring at Naruto, she turned to her right to see Kakashi walk up who was, of course, reading his infamous book.
"Did you finish your task?" The masked man sighed as he closed his book and focused his attention on his students.
Sasuke shook his head and looked at his sensei with boredom in his eyes.
"No, Naruto and Sakura are still squabbling. At this rate, we may not finish any time soon."
The gray-haired man's eye crinkled with amusement.
"Then I guess you'll be here all night... Sasuke."
"Hey, um, what exactly was our mission..?"
"NARUTO! YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT!"
The blond ninja cringed, and looked sheepishly at Sasuke. "Well."
Sasuke's eyes widen. /What the hell..? Why do I feel so weird when he looks at me like that? I should be irritated, not..?! What the fuck is this?! \
Color came up into the pale boy's face, but he turned quickly away. "We're supposed to plant flowers in the Third Hokage's front yard."
"Correct-a-mondo! And you three are supposed to be finished soon, so I would suggest that you hurry up."
Sakura rolled her eyes, but picked up her pouch that had seeds in it which had been dropped earlier, due to Naruto's rude behavior.
Naruto had actually kept his seeds with him the entire time. /Naooo! Kuso! Why does everyone hate me so much?! \ (Naruto! I don't hate you!!!)
Sasuke quickly shoved his emotions behind him, and started digging holes in the ground.
Kakashi merle read his book, perched up on the roof of the Hokage's house. /Hmmm.\
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Anku: REVIEW! ...please?
Yuie: Why would they review? This sucked!!
Anku: HARSH! It wasn't THAT bad..but I have to admit-
Yuie: -that it sucked.
Anku: Why don't you go and bother Kenji.
Yuie: Cuz he's looking after your other crappy Fic.
Anku: Ass..
PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE REVIEW..
Anyway, its just a bunch a randomness. I'm in a weird mood as I type so it should be different.eheh . although since I'm a little high on sugar, it may be a little screwy. Dun kill me please. Ok, I've been writing some, and I would just like to say, think of Naruto for a moment. then think of his weird personality and his weird habits. Insert them into Gaara. Wala. Randomness. * dodges rather sharp looking carrots from Gaara fans, who are screaming, 'your defacing the coolest guy! DIE!' HEY! I LOVE GAARA TOO. it's just at the moment, I feel like changing around some stuff. BWHAHAHAHHAA!
ENJOY ANYWAY! * sees that everyone left. * Damn it.
Disclaimer:..how many people have told you they don't own Naruto? Well I obviously don't. However..I would lovvvvveee to own a few people..
Warnings: Language, um . diiiiirty fantasies (who could be having these thoughts?), fantasies come true.?, Some people reading 'the book' which YOU get to read too!!! YAOI! YAOI YAOI YAOI! GASASUNARU TRIANGLE!
Author's Note: /stuff like this is a character thinking . yeesh\
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Chapter 1: EUREKA!
~It happened so slowly. Yet my mind couldn't register what was happening.Pain startled me out of unconsciousness, and a bloody cough erupted from my throat. I was feeling sick to my stomach. Then a clawed hand grasped my neck pulling me up. something choked me. Something. something. Something called. my . name.? What the f- ~
"Oi! Gaara!"
Kankuro hovered over his younger brother with a smirk on his mouth.
"Fell asleep again?! What's with you these days? You keep falling asleep. Since when do you sleep?!"
Gaara yawned widely. "Since the time you started think a certain girl from Hidden Sound was hot."
Temari looked up from her book. "You don't mean. ? KIN?!"
Kankuro blushed violently, then scowled. "How did you know?"
Gaara plainly looked amused. "Baaaakaaaa. It's old news."
"But, wait." Temari looked confused. "Isn't Kin a little old for you. I mean, isn't she older then you, by like what, three or something years?"
".."
Gaara stood up, brushing off the dirt on the back of his pants. "Well, he has the right to like whoever he wants, like I have the right to sleep whenever I want."
"Sure."
"Right."
Yawning again, Gaara walked a little ways away from where his older siblings were now arguing about some weird character in Temari's book. He kept walking until he could no longer sense their chakra, and walked behind a rather large bush. Moving his pants aside, he started taking a piss.
/Kuso. They always get on my nerves just because I'm sleeping a lot. \ He grinned. /I'm just catching up on all the nights I never slept. \ He sighed. Finishing up, Gaara decided to spy on Temari and Kankuro. He didn't know why he felt like doing so. but he was strangely tempted. Jumping up onto a low branch, the young shinobi quickly made his way to the higher branches.
Gaara sensed his brother and sister were close. Only a few more trees.
Landing without a sound in the tree above two figures at the bottom, the red-haired boy grinned as he sat and listened intently.
"-keep making fun of the stuff I watch and read. Don't you have anything else to do?!"
Temari's voice.
"I would bother Gaara, but I'd most likely just get eating."
"Well," Temari sound quite cross, "Go jump in quick-sand or something. Can't you see I'm reading?"
Heavy sigh.
"I think I'll go and day-dream about Kin." Wonders off somewhere. (A/N: I know.freakiness. ^_^;)
"Yeash. Such a pain." Goes back to reading her.err. book.
Gaara sighed. He thought it'd be more interesting. But as he thought a little longer he realized he was talking about his brother and sister. TEMARI and KANKURO. Nothing was interesting about them, since he saw them every frickin' day. Gaara pondered for a moment. (Let's ponder with him, shall we? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..)
Suddenly, a light bulb appeared above his head. "Eureka! I've found it!" Woops. Said that a little to loud.
Temari looked up. Scowled. "If you're trying to read my book from up there, your crazy. Even you don't have eyesight that good."
Gaara fell out of the tree.
"No... that wasn't exactly what I was doing."
The blonde rolled her eyes, but grinned devilishly. "You know, you can borrow it."
Gaara stood up carefully, eyeing the female on the ground. ".."
She shrugged. "Your loss. But it's a really interesting book.."
"How so? What's it about?"
Her grin widened. "Guess."
"Damn it, Temari, just tell me!"
She paused for a few seconds, then smiled again. "Romance," she said dreamily. "And it's really detailed!"
Gaara stared at her, then at the book. The title was Ichi Ichi Paradise.
"You read that shit?!"
"Well, yeah! It's so great! * sigh *" She looked like she was in totally ecstasy with the book.
"Lemme see," he held out his hand waiting for her to pass it over. She did so, regretting the fact that she was parting with her beloved book.
The first thing that caught his eye was this sentence.:
'Cira slowly dropped her shirt on the floor, followed by her skirt, then bra, then underpants. Kosuke stared at her beautiful body, feeling weak in the knees and heat rise to his face. She stepped forward and-'
Gaara slammed the book closed, panting heavily, his cheeks pink with embarrassment. His sister read this?! He stared away into the distance, still panting...
He came to when he heard Temari squeal at him for losing her place.
"ASS! And it was getting good!" She grabbed at the book.
But for some reason, Gaara moved aside, and opened the book again, this time in a random place.
'Raiku watched from behind a bush with glee as the two beautiful girls skinny-dipped in the clear water. Blushing with pleasure and delight, he took out his camera and quickly snapped pictures when they were in sexy positions. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore and jumped out and introduced himself. The girls, thinking he was hilarious and cute walked out of the water and started mooning over him and posing for him to take pictures. He blushed red as the fires of hell and continued snapping pictures, when all of a sudden, one of the girls was taking of his clothes.'
Gaara slammed the book closed again, this time a dark red cover his entire face, as he wheezed with difficulty.
"Pretty good stuff, neh?" Temari smirked. "I knew you'd like it."
"Where...the hell did you get this shit?"
The blonde ninja settled down against the tree behind her, after taking back her book.. "Baki-sensei bought it for me."
" . Why?"
"I caught him reading it. Man, when you think about it, he's seriously perverted!"
Gaara was very disturbed by Temari's statement. "When did you catch him reading this .?"
"About two months ago, when you and Kankuro were out shopping or something."
The crimson-haired boy looked up at the sky. "Shopping .?"
"Yup."
"When. did I go. shopping?"
"About two months ago. You guys never told me what you bought. But knowing Kankuro, I really don't wanna know."
Temari turned her attention back to her. book. "Anyway, since this story is getting good, you can like, go away so I can read in peace." Waving him away, she immediately focused her full attention on the small orange book, smiling widely.
Gaara scowled. /Hn. Well, like I give a- What the.\
Gaara was cut off from his train of thought by a loud yelp.
Temari, oblivious of her surroundings, kept reading her book.
Since he was the only one out of the two that was paying attention, Gaara decided to figure out what that noise was.
"It was Kankuro."
Gaara stopped in the middle of his stride. "Nani?"
A huge sigh erupted from behind Temari's book. "Don't even bother to find out what he's doing. If anything, he most likely got bitten while taking a piss."
Gaara sweatdroped. "Eh, right."
Since he wasn't going to check and see where the noise was coming from, he thought his time would most likely be better spent working out his other 'plan'.
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"GAAAAAAH! NARUTO! YOU DUMBASS!"
A pink haired ninja chased a boy down a now vacant street, looked rather furious. Watching the feud between the two, a black-haired male looked quite bored.
/Baka. He shoulda known not to try to flip Sakura's skirt. \
The boy grimaced as the female threw a few shuriken and kunai at the blond, and watched with plain amusement as the boy barely dodge the life-seeking daggers.
"NARUTO!"
"Ne, Naruto, why don't you just apologize.?" Sasuke said this, knowing it was a lost cause.
Painting heavily, Naruto ran up to Sasuke and fell before him, terror in his wide blue eyes.
"She's * pant* gonna * pant* kill me * cough* either way."
"Serves you right, Dobe."
With the mentioning of the usual insult 'Dobe', Naruto jumped up and glared furiously at his rival.... Only to jump behind his 'rival' when Sakura came behind him.
"Bloodlust!" He quivered. He hadn't seen her this mad since he accidentally 'kissed' Sasuke.
Sasuke sighed. He had to end this soon; otherwise he'd never get to go home.
"Sakura, can we at least finish the mission first, then you can kill Naruto. I want to get this over with."
The girl immediately snapped out of her killer mode, and smiled shyly.
"Sure." She blushed, since he was talking to her. Glaring at Naruto, she turned to her right to see Kakashi walk up who was, of course, reading his infamous book.
"Did you finish your task?" The masked man sighed as he closed his book and focused his attention on his students.
Sasuke shook his head and looked at his sensei with boredom in his eyes.
"No, Naruto and Sakura are still squabbling. At this rate, we may not finish any time soon."
The gray-haired man's eye crinkled with amusement.
"Then I guess you'll be here all night... Sasuke."
"Hey, um, what exactly was our mission..?"
"NARUTO! YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT!"
The blond ninja cringed, and looked sheepishly at Sasuke. "Well."
Sasuke's eyes widen. /What the hell..? Why do I feel so weird when he looks at me like that? I should be irritated, not..?! What the fuck is this?! \
Color came up into the pale boy's face, but he turned quickly away. "We're supposed to plant flowers in the Third Hokage's front yard."
"Correct-a-mondo! And you three are supposed to be finished soon, so I would suggest that you hurry up."
Sakura rolled her eyes, but picked up her pouch that had seeds in it which had been dropped earlier, due to Naruto's rude behavior.
Naruto had actually kept his seeds with him the entire time. /Naooo! Kuso! Why does everyone hate me so much?! \ (Naruto! I don't hate you!!!)
Sasuke quickly shoved his emotions behind him, and started digging holes in the ground.
Kakashi merle read his book, perched up on the roof of the Hokage's house. /Hmmm.\
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Anku: REVIEW! ...please?
Yuie: Why would they review? This sucked!!
Anku: HARSH! It wasn't THAT bad..but I have to admit-
Yuie: -that it sucked.
Anku: Why don't you go and bother Kenji.
Yuie: Cuz he's looking after your other crappy Fic.
Anku: Ass..
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