Title: A Pain in the Rear
Author: Iantojjackh
Summary: The bride was an ex-girlfriend of the Welshman and one of the last places Ianto wanted to show up with his ultra-flirty boyfriend
Characters: Jack and Ianto
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~280
Warnings: Slightly crackish
Notes: Inspired by my meeting John Barrowman this weekend and during a photo op he told me to grab his butt and I promised the friends I was with that I would write something based on it.
A Pain in the Rear
Ianto did not want to go the wedding in the first place, but Jack pouted and begged his way into getting Ianto to accept the invitation. The bride was an ex-girlfriend of the Welshman and one of the last places Ianto wanted to show up with his ultra-flirty boyfriend. There might have been several sexual favours thrown in for good measure. Finally, Ianto relented and set some very strict ground rules for Jack to follow. Not hitting on the bride was at the top of the list.
Finally the big day arrived and Jack was on his best behaviour for Jack, which meant his hands were all over Ianto: hand holding at the ceremony, a quick hand job in the loo, hands up and down his legs under the table and some very hands on dancing, both slow and fast.
"Oh, they have one of those photo booths. Let's go," Jack dragged a reluctant Ianto toward the booth.
"No you don't. Those are so cheesy," Ianto dug his heels in and refused to budge.
"We are getting a picture together and that's that." Jack refused to take no for an answer.
As if things could not get worse for Ianto, the minute he turned his head in the booth he found Jack's backside in his face. "Christ, Jack get that out of my face."
"Grab it. It will be funny. It will make for a great picture."
"I'm not grabbing your butt in a picture. It's childish."
"Just do it."
When the picture came out, Ianto had a very tight hold on Jack's backside with a slightly evil smirk on his face and Jack with a pained and shocked expression on his.