Summary: Famous and handsome Natsume Hyuuga is sick of all the crazy fan-girls. After learning about the position and having some convincingb by Ruka, he takes the job as a teacher at Gakuen Alice; an all boys school. Natsume finds soon that his favorite student is a cheery brunette called Mikan Sakura. Kind of a girly name. But what happens when he finds out Mikan is a girl?

Chapter Summary: Natsume's called in by his best friend, Ruka Nogi, and his "girl" Hotaru Imai. They plan to get him drunk but can they do it?

Teacher's Pet
Chapter 1 - Objective: Get Natsume Drunk!
By: MangaManiac6

"Oi, Ruka."

"Natsume!"

"Hyuuga."

"Imai."

"Sit down! Here." The blond referred to the chair in front of him and pushed a small glass towards him. Two cubes of ice swam eagerly around in the iced coffee. The raven haired nodded, thanking him quietly as he pushed the chair back and sat. He let his fingers curl around the glass but didn't move it. "Come on! Drink!" Ruka urged.

Natsume shrugged boredly. "No thanks, I drove."

Ruka chuckled and looked over at the other raven haired with piercing violet eyes that sat beside him. She glared and dipped her hand into a lavender colored purse that looked like it cost about the same as his house. "I don't tolerate idiocy." She pulled out a small red and white gun and gently let her finger rest on the trigger.

"Ho... hold on Hotaru! It was a joke!"

"Hmph..." She pushed the gun back in the million dollar purse.

"A: that's iced coffee." Ruka pointed at the drink.

"Oh, really?" Natsume's voice dripped with sarcasm.

"B: you don't have car."

"Not that I know of." He murmured.

"So come on, drink!"

Natsume lifted the drink which he had been holding on to and pressed it onto his lips. The drink went down his throat, slowly with the cold biting him. It was great, but it wasn't iced tea. A slight shade of pink appeared on his cheeks. "Damn, this is good." His crimson eyes connected with Ruka's sky blue ones, "What is it?"

"Didn't I tell you?" The blond spoke in a shaky tone and a small drop of sweat fell, "It's iced tea!"

"Ha ha Ruka." The crimson eyes shifted to Hotaru's violet ones, "You wanna tell me what this is?"

"No." Hotaru murmured boredly.

"Thank you." Ruka whispered.

"Thanks a mil." Natsume growled. He twisted the glass and slammed it against the table, "Now, tell me, what is this?"

Ruka could tell Natsume was getting angry, "It's nothing. Nothing."

Natsume sighed, his friend was an open book, "Look, I'm sorry Ruka. I'm not mad. I just hate not knowing stuff. You know that, right?"

Yeah, he did know that. Ruka nodded although it just made Natsume even more suspicious.

Hyuuga lifted the glass looking at in every which way and letting the liquid roll to each side. After doing this for several minutes he said softly, "Pinot Noir."

"Ding ding." Hotaru said in dull impersonation of a game-show bell.

Ruka seemed more shocked at his best friend's guess, "How?" He blurted, his mouth wide open and ready to jump out of his chair, "How? How did you know?"

"So it's not iced tea." Natsume said, his smirk widening to show a chesire cat smile (not exactly a smile, but he's enjoying himself alright).

Ruka gulped and his partner groaned. "This is so stupid."

"I'm real sorry for lying Natsume."

"I'm not."

"No one asked Imai. Now, can anyone tell me why you went through all this. What is it? Another blind-date?"

"No, no, no, no." Ruka said quickly, "Actually, I wanted you to agree to something, so I wanted to get you drunk."

"Well, I got that much. I wasn't the best student at that damn school for no reason."

Hotaru growled, "Are you serious?"

Natsume nodded, smirking, "Like brain surgery."

Ruka couldn't help but laughing. It wasn't that Hotaru wasn't a genius. In fact, she was one of the smartest people he knew. But even without the help of the principal, Natsume knew things she didn't. He didn't only own academics, but he was also the football, soccer, baseball, basketball, and hockey captain. He was also, in all the girls' opinions, "the hottest guy in the universe". He'd one "Hottest Guy in Japan" five years in a row, and rumor had it he'd win this year too. But not like he cared. He was rich too. His father was the CEO of Hyuuga Co. and his mother was an ice skating gold medal champion. Twenty-eight medals to be exact. Basically he was god packed into a human package. So even with Hotaru being smart, pretty, and also rich, she wasn't much compared to Natsume.

Well, that was the opinion of everyone, but him. Ofcourse this blonde fell for the ice princess.

Just his luck.

BAM. BAM. BAM.

The blonde who fell for the ice princess was sent flying and hit the wall of the cafe, making an amazing amount of cracks. The other customers either sweat dropped or screamed in fright.

"Hotaru...!" He cried weakly.

"What?" She asked as if she didn't even know she shot him into the wall with her BakaGun 9.5.

"That hurt!"

"Whatever. You should know by now. You side with me. Only me. No one else but me. So, laughing at me, is a no-no."

Ruka nodded in surrender. Believe it or not, this just made her that much more attractive. To him anyway.

"Ruka, you alright?" Natsume asked dully. He probably would have got up to help him if he hadn't tried to trick him.

"Yeah, Natsume." He said, his turn to be sarcastic, "I just got blasted into a brick wall by a BakaGun. I'm just fine."

"That's good." Hyuuga said, ignoring his friend's comment. He had finished the drink and was yelling at Hotaru to get him more.

"Do you WANT me to blast you into the wall, the same I did to Nogi?" She asked angrily. Most people learned to stay away after she got mad.

"No way." Natsume said, staring at Ruka, "That looked like it hurt."

"No shit Sherlock." Ruka and Hotaru said together.

Natsume insisted on more wine and thanks to Ruka pouring more before he could piss off Imai even more, there were no more walls being destroyed. Ruka sat back at his chair and starightened his face, "So Natsume... about why we called you..."

"Finally," Natsume snarled, he had just finished his second glass and was demanding more, "Tell me dammit."

Ruka looked nervously as he poured more wine, "Um... Well... You see... "

"Look bunny-boy," Hotaru growled impatiently, "Do you want me to ask?"

"You would be better." Ruka admitted timidly.

Hotaru nodded and put on her lawyer face, "So Hyuuga. I have a business proposition for you."

"Buisness? Why da hell do I need a job. I'm rich!" He laughed in a villian like way. Natsume never flaunted his powers, whether it was being rich, highly respected, handsome, or smart. Especially to his friends, but now he was drunk.

"I know that." She said, trying to disguise her disgust, "But we thought maybe you would consider this job."

"Why?" Natsume asked, hinting some curiosity, "What job is it?"

"It's... well... a teaching job..." Ruka said quietly.

"Te... Teaching..?" Natsume bursted with laughter. He roared and when he finally calmed down he asked, "Now why would I want to teach?"

"Well... You're really smart Natsume... We thought you would be a good choice. I already talked with the school, they said they would accept you if you took the job."

"I am smart..." Natsume said thoughtfully, "But I have no interest in teaching. Sorry Ruka."

" P... please... Natsume! It's at the school I'm teaching at! Think about, we could be co-workers!"

"I thought you're a vet."

"Oh, I am!" He assured him, "I take care of the animals at the school. But I'm also the biology teacher."

"By the way, which school are you talking about?" Natsume noticed he had never asked.

"Oh well... um... That's the thing... Uh... " Ruka stuttered.

"You're old school, Hyuuga," Hotaru said softly, "Gakuen Alice."

Natsume stared in disbelief, wine dripping from his mouth, "You mean Gakuen Alice. Gakuen Alice?" He chuckled, "You must be insane."

Alrighty. Despite the fact I have finished none of my stories, (except my one chapter ones), I had this new idea. I kinda like how it turned out, but it's your desicion really. I plan to have chapter 2 up soon. Tell me if I should continue!

(Oh hint: They're all 23.)

-MangaManiac6