General Tullius sat down on his bed, and put his head in his hands. "It's going to be a long night..." he thought to himself. Except, it wasn't long in terms of time. Long as in the size of the PENISthat was going up his ass. Ulfric Stormcloak came in and sat on top of General Tullius, fresh out of the shower, wearing nothing but a towel.

"I'm just gonna let it all hang loose and air dry, alright?" Ulfric said with a smirk.

Somewhere off in the distance, Earl did her laugh. You know the one I'm talking about, yeah...

Tullius pulled his lips into a wry smile. "Not. A. Fucking. Chance. When this night is over, nothingwill be dry." Tullius looked down and grabbed the towel that Ulfric was wearing wrapped around his waist. Ulfric narrowed his eyes, daring Tullius to go further. Tullius gulped, and started choking on his own spit. He got into a raging coughing fit, ruining the moment.

Ulfric rolled his eyes. "Typical, you Imperials have no idea how to behave in a..." he narrowed his eyes and did a joker-like grin "Sexual manner"

Tullius frowned loudly. "I do so!"

"Prove it."

Tullius sat up. He had ended up on the floor from coughing his freaking guts up. He level ten glomped Ulfric onto the bed, and pulled his towel off to reveal a beautiful penis.

"Come get the Stormcock, baby" Ulfric growled.

Tullius took off his armor. His legs were ever more freaky when naked.

"#ChickenLegs! Huehuehuehue!" Meese said. She had been spying on them from the window this whole time.

Oblivious to Meese, Tullius wrapped his mouth around the Stormcock. It tasted like Skyrim's freedom. Ulfric slapped Tullius and told him to turn around. Tullius obeyed, and Ulfric stuck the mighty Stormcock up Tullius' tight butthole.

"YEEEEOOOWWW!" Tullius screamed. He then realized how sexually deprived he was... And how bad he was at making sex sounds... He sounded fucking constipated. Tullius just sorta bounced on Ulfric's dick for a while, then they switched. After about 25 minutes or so of awkwardly sticking his penis in and out of Ulfric's ass trying to find that "sensitive spot", Tullius finally found it.

Ulfric blushed a deep red. "Oh! Ooooh! Sweet... Sweet and holy Talos!" he exclaimed. Once that was done, Ulfric whispered to Tullius "Put your head right there." He pointed at the Stormcock. Tullius blushed a cute lil pink color and did as he was told.

Ulfric stuck his penis through Tullius' ear. "Its all fun and games until someone takes a penis to the ear." he whispered.

The Stormcloaks won the Civil War.

THE END~