"Which one's yours?"
No response
"Which one is yours?"
Silence
"Which one is-
"Listen lady none of these little shits are mine, ok?"
The old, white haired lady looked dumbfounded.
"You know, you shouldn't be cursing like that in front of a bunch of new borns" she said before she walked away.
I swore I heard her say "you cunt" as she waddled of.
Yes, if you must know, I am currently at the hospital right now glaring at these mini humans. Well… I think they are humans…new born babies all look like aliens to be quite honest.
Yes I know, you don't have to say it, this is a very low point in my life. Me, Leah Clearwater, succumbing to the weird and semi-psychotic past time of "baby glaring"
Well I'm sorry i can't help it
I hate babies
Especially the ones that are half human half vampire spawn
and certainly ones that steal the guy you are, sadly, in love with.