This is a very un-Valentine's day letter from someone who sent you a very harsh, cold, unlovely & disturbing note.
Dear Luhan.
Today I saw you crawling for the first time and my world turned upside down,
my little heart becoming mashed potatoes until I could no longer feel it rattling around.
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I wanted to tell you that you are stinky but instead I cut my tongue off leaving me in the darkness that smelled like
ogre farts and silence as piercing as an Ariana Grande speech.
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I already have enough friends, so don't be offended when I say I don't need another person to laugh at my jokes,
it's not that you're disgusting, it's just that I'm extremely picky
and I like less than bubble gum in my arm pit.
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Now I lie in bed and dream about aliens among us desperately hoping I could make you disappear,
regretting the moment I cut my tongue off and wishing I could time travel like Tao instead
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. From your not so awesome friend
. Xiumin