FML Outtakes and Mistakes
Chapter 1:
Take 1:
Edward: *furiously storms towards the living room*
Mr Fable: So far, so far...
Edward: *trips on the rug*
Mr Fable: NOOOOOOO!
Edward: *falls out window*
Mr Fable: CUT!
Chapter 3:
Nessie: *leans over to give Jacob a kiss*
Jacob: *leans forward and headbutts Nessie*
Nessie: FUCK
Bella: NESSIE!
Nessie: MOM!
Edward: NESSIE!
Nessie: DAD!
Jacob: JACOB!
Mr Fable: *takes pills* CUT!
Chapter 4:
Nessie: Lalala
Bella: SPANK ME HARDER EDWARD! SPANK ME, I'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL
Nessie: JESUS MOM, COULD YOU BE ANY LOUDER?
Bella: OH, ER, NESSIE! WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE?
Mr Fable: Fuck *my* life. CUT!
Chapter 14:
Jessica: *looks over at Mike*
Mike: *looks down at his dick that's on fire* OH SHIT, I'M ON FIRE! *runs around*
Jessica: Mood. Ruined.
Mr Fable: Oh dear god...CUT!
And that concludes that :D Next ones soon!