Hello! Wow. Someone is reading this. I'm sorry.

I, in no way shape or form, own Tweek or Clyde, or anyone else. No. They belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I wish I did though. But hey. I do own this story. Yay for me! 8D Anyway. Good luck and Thank you for reading this! R&R

School with Tweek~

I was sitting in class. When Wendy Testaburger trotted towards me. I looked at her, and gulped down a bit of my coffee. She looked happy. I don't know how she is, after all she is dating Eric Cartman. Ew. I spazed a little, and she giggled. I don't see how my twitches are funny.

"Hey Tweek!" She said smiling, I drank some more of my coffee.

"GAH! H-hey Wendy.." I said not as happily.

"How was your weekend?" she asked still smiling.

"Nhhhgg! GOOD! Why?! Was it supposed t-to be b-b-bad?! JESUS CHRIST!" I yelled through gritted teeth.

"It's okay Tweek. You can have a good weekend. What happened?" She asked smiling again, after calming me down. Well her trying to calm me down, anyway.

"Nggggh! I stayed a-at c-Clyde's House a-all weekend," I said trying to smile. See Clyde is my boyfriend, he has been for about four months. So she looked at me and smiled even bigger. Why does she keep smiling?! She's plotting to kill me with the Gnomes!! JESUS CHRIST! I gulped down some-more coffee.

"Really? Sounds like fun," She said still smiling.

"It was..Until he g-got unf-fair," I said. She looked at me with a questioning smile.

" Unfair? How was he being unfair?" She asked. Still smiling. I gulped down more coffee. Then I smiled.

" Well, W-we Were s-sitting in his b-bed, and I crawled on top of h-him. He l-l-laughed. T-then I kissed his chub, he still l-laughed though. B-but I stopped and he was glaring at m-me. And then he s-started h-humping me! AND HE WOULDN'T STOP!" I accidentally yelled that last part. so I gulped down more twitched a little.

She stopped smiling, now she's looking at me with wide eyes, and a straight face. I giggled a little.

Kenny, who sits on the left of me, Bebe, who sits on the right, were both laughing. Clyde, who sits in front of me, was turned aroung looking at me smiling a very proud smile. Wendy looked at her feet, and went to her desk, and talked to Butters.

"And you told her that why?" Clyde asked with his cute face on.

" 'Cause she wouldn't s-stop smiling....," I told him looking a bit embarrassed.

"Ah well that explains it," he leaned over my desk and kissed my cheek. I giggled and he made a noise.

"Wanna come over to my house after school?" he asked

"S-sure!" I gulped down more coffee.

Well Tah~

I hope you liked this crap.

I think it sucks.

But you do get a million cookies for reading this.

-gives you a million cookies-