*Walks to the back of the school*
Meg: Maybe I can get some time away from those losers here.
Kid: Hello Megan. *Grabs her by her collar and throws her against the wall*
Meg: What was that for asshole?
Kid: Shut up.
Meg: Why dont you shut your big mouth up!
Kid: Because. Everybody hates you.
Meg: I know! What are you going to do about it?
Kid: *Gets ready for a punch but another kid steps in and stops him* Who are you?
Kid 2: I am a vampire.
Kid: Oh crap! *Runs away*
Kid 2: Your welcome...
Meg: Yeah. Who are you?
Kid 2: I am Vampy.
Meg: Hello Vampy.
Vampy: I see you get picked on alot.
Meg: Yeah.
Vampy: Well I have a group.
Meg: What kind of group?
Vampy: In this group we are vampires. We all have been left to rot here. In this group we act as if we are vampires.
Meg: Alright... I dont think I wanna join if you are vampires...
Vampy: Dont worry. Whats your name?
Meg: Megan Griffin.
Vampy: You are one grade younger than me. Listen, if you join our group you wont be picked on anymore.
Meg: Are you sure?
Vampy: Positive.
Meg: Do you suck real blood?
Vampy: We will talk about that later.
Meg: Alright, where do I sign up?
Vampy: You will be taken on an adventure.
Meg: What do you mean?
Vampy: Im saying Meg, you will be taken to the vampire cave.
Meg: Cave?
Vampy: Follow me.
*In a van Vampy sits in front of the wheel and Meg sits in the passengers seat*
Meg: This is your van?
Vampy: Yes. My crew is at the cave right now.
Meg: Sweet. But how do I official become a vampire?
Vampy: We will give you the stuff you need.
Meg: Alright. You arent going to bite me now are you?
Vampy: Not at all Meg.
Meg: You better not me lying.
Vampy: I am not. *Drives away*
*At the Griffins couch Peter, Lois holding Stewie and Brian are sitting down*
Lois: Meg has been gone for hours I am worried.
Peter: Its fine Lois.
Lois: Shes our daughter Peter.
Peter: Chris is my favorite out of all of them.
Lois: You shouldnt be ranking your kids Peter.
Peter: And Meg is my least favorite of the whole family.
Lois: Obviously.
Stewie: How am I not your favorite! I am the baby!
*Later at a museum*
Brian: *Walking around with Stewie* Theres alot of evil stuff here.
Stewie: What is this some kind of vampire museum? There is freaking fangs hanging all over the place with signs saying something about some vampire dude who left in the 1800s. No one cares!
Brian: If this is vampiric museum, then the person who owns it must be studying it.
Stewie: Oh dont be serious Brian, vampires are not real. Someone made it up and thats how dracula was made.
Brian: You cant be too sure Stewie.
Stewie: Stop trying to scare me. Its not working. When I told you to take me to this museum I thought it was going to be cool. Not a dump.
Brian: Well we are going to continue because I drove you all the way over here.
Stewie: Your right. Well anyways I dont think I want to see anymore this is just horrific.
Brian: I thought you just said it doesnt scare you.
Stewie: It does. Its like a bunch of vampires ready to jump out at you at anytime and you wont even know it. Like a vampire can walk right through that door and bite your neck.
Brian: Good think you dont have one.
Stewie: Why yes.
Brian: Neither does Chris now to thinka bout it. To even see your neck you have to turn it to the side or something.
Stewie: You know It would be cool to be a vampire if you didnt have to get bit to become one.
Brian: I see. You are evil and thats why you would become a vampire.
Stewie: I dont even care about Lois that much anymore. I failed many times.
Brian: Well I am not bringing you home with fangs. Lois is going to wonder what is up. Even if you did get bit what would I tell Lois, she will never let me out of the house with you again.
Stewie: Maybe you are right. I can hide the fangs and never open my mouth!
Brian: They are going to show sometime.
Stewie: Nobody can even bite me. Like I said there is no way vampires are real. But also that would be cool if they were.
Brian: Stop dreaming Stewie. This place is giving a bad vibe, not much of a scary one.
Stewie: How are you not scared of this stuff? I mean... sharp teeth going inside your neck.
Brian: But while its happening you are already dead. I mean if vampires were real if they bit you, you wont become one, you will die right on the spot.
Meg: Maybe I can get some time away from those losers here.
Kid: Hello Megan. *Grabs her by her collar and throws her against the wall*
Meg: What was that for asshole?
Kid: Shut up.
Meg: Why dont you shut your big mouth up!
Kid: Because. Everybody hates you.
Meg: I know! What are you going to do about it?
Kid: *Gets ready for a punch but another kid steps in and stops him* Who are you?
Kid 2: I am a vampire.
Kid: Oh crap! *Runs away*
Kid 2: Your welcome...
Meg: Yeah. Who are you?
Kid 2: I am Vampy.
Meg: Hello Vampy.
Vampy: I see you get picked on alot.
Meg: Yeah.
Vampy: Well I have a group.
Meg: What kind of group?
Vampy: In this group we are vampires. We all have been left to rot here. In this group we act as if we are vampires.
Meg: Alright... I dont think I wanna join if you are vampires...
Vampy: Dont worry. Whats your name?
Meg: Megan Griffin.
Vampy: You are one grade younger than me. Listen, if you join our group you wont be picked on anymore.
Meg: Are you sure?
Vampy: Positive.
Meg: Do you suck real blood?
Vampy: We will talk about that later.
Meg: Alright, where do I sign up?
Vampy: You will be taken on an adventure.
Meg: What do you mean?
Vampy: Im saying Meg, you will be taken to the vampire cave.
Meg: Cave?
Vampy: Follow me.
*In a van Vampy sits in front of the wheel and Meg sits in the passengers seat*
Meg: This is your van?
Vampy: Yes. My crew is at the cave right now.
Meg: Sweet. But how do I official become a vampire?
Vampy: We will give you the stuff you need.
Meg: Alright. You arent going to bite me now are you?
Vampy: Not at all Meg.
Meg: You better not me lying.
Vampy: I am not. *Drives away*
*At the Griffins couch Peter, Lois holding Stewie and Brian are sitting down*
Lois: Meg has been gone for hours I am worried.
Peter: Its fine Lois.
Lois: Shes our daughter Peter.
Peter: Chris is my favorite out of all of them.
Lois: You shouldnt be ranking your kids Peter.
Peter: And Meg is my least favorite of the whole family.
Lois: Obviously.
Stewie: How am I not your favorite! I am the baby!
*Later at a museum*
Brian: *Walking around with Stewie* Theres alot of evil stuff here.
Stewie: What is this some kind of vampire museum? There is freaking fangs hanging all over the place with signs saying something about some vampire dude who left in the 1800s. No one cares!
Brian: If this is vampiric museum, then the person who owns it must be studying it.
Stewie: Oh dont be serious Brian, vampires are not real. Someone made it up and thats how dracula was made.
Brian: You cant be too sure Stewie.
Stewie: Stop trying to scare me. Its not working. When I told you to take me to this museum I thought it was going to be cool. Not a dump.
Brian: Well we are going to continue because I drove you all the way over here.
Stewie: Your right. Well anyways I dont think I want to see anymore this is just horrific.
Brian: I thought you just said it doesnt scare you.
Stewie: It does. Its like a bunch of vampires ready to jump out at you at anytime and you wont even know it. Like a vampire can walk right through that door and bite your neck.
Brian: Good think you dont have one.
Stewie: Why yes.
Brian: Neither does Chris now to thinka bout it. To even see your neck you have to turn it to the side or something.
Stewie: You know It would be cool to be a vampire if you didnt have to get bit to become one.
Brian: I see. You are evil and thats why you would become a vampire.
Stewie: I dont even care about Lois that much anymore. I failed many times.
Brian: Well I am not bringing you home with fangs. Lois is going to wonder what is up. Even if you did get bit what would I tell Lois, she will never let me out of the house with you again.
Stewie: Maybe you are right. I can hide the fangs and never open my mouth!
Brian: They are going to show sometime.
Stewie: Nobody can even bite me. Like I said there is no way vampires are real. But also that would be cool if they were.
Brian: Stop dreaming Stewie. This place is giving a bad vibe, not much of a scary one.
Stewie: How are you not scared of this stuff? I mean... sharp teeth going inside your neck.
Brian: But while its happening you are already dead. I mean if vampires were real if they bit you, you wont become one, you will die right on the spot.