Written for comment_fic on livejournal.

The prompt was Castiel and Uriel watch Heroes and discuss Petrellicest

"Why do humans watch this show? It is about those with the power of demons but the petty concerns of humans?"

"I think humans like to watch people struggle with their relationships. They like to watch people overcome the things that keep them apart. Fascinating, isn't it?"

"If you say so, Cas. Of course you could also say that it proves that given a gift, humans will squander it."

"They don't all squander it."

"Of course they do. Except for that one. With the eyebrows."

"You mean Sylar? You think SYLAR is the one who finds the best use for his power?"

"Speaking objectively."

"Why would you speak objectively instead of morally?"

"Oh you're just mad that I didn't say the Petrellis were my favorite."

"Well the actress who plays Angela is pretty fantastic. Wait, how did you know I liked the Petrellis the best?"

"Gee, I wonder. Two brothers who LOOOVE each other so much they almost ruin the world a bunch of times."

"That's hardly fair, they - wait, why do you think that would make him like me?" He gave Cas a look, which elicited an "Oh, come on!" from Cas.

"The parallels are clear," he insisted, gesturing at the screen. "Brotherly love - yeah right. It's disgusting. It's so disgusting even other humans would find it disgusting."

"It's not the same at all," Cas argued.

"Look at them, even when they're 'arguing' they can't stop eyefucking like CRAZY"

"You're just seeing what you want to see."

"Deny it all you want, but Dean and Nathan are like the same person."

"What!?!?!? Dean and NATHAN? You mean Dean and Peter?"

"What are you talking about, Cas? Dean's older, he looks like he actually knows a barber, and he protects his evil-doer family when he should be protecting the world. That's Nathan, not Peter."

"Peter's not evil! And Nathan's the one who rounded specials up!"

"Nothing wrong with taking a hard line. And Peter's the one who keeps thinking that his need to save people with his power makes him a good person. Even though he can't control it. And he always gets with people like Adam or even the Petrellified Sylar for awhile. And he started out all naive, not wanting to hurt anyone but then became a total -"

"Okay, okay, there are some superficial similarities between Sam and Peter. But Peter is trying so hard to forgive Nathan and that's just like how D - "

"Blah blah blah, you're just saying that because you're a total Deangirl."

"Am not."

"Are too. That's how they knew you were getting too close. They looked at your website and saw all the fanart you made."

"Oh,. That's ... quite embarassing."

"Yes, it is Cas. Maybe it's a good thing you're into this Heroes show. Give you something different to ... look at."

Cas shrugged. "I don't know, I feel like it was better Season One."