This intentionally terrible ficlet was written by team member Sharmila:
I'm as fast as Sonic, maybe even faster! And, I turn sapphire when I use all the emeralds.
I shoot lasers out of my eyes and finger tips, and I have ultimate power with the emeralds, and no one can stop me. I'm also part fox and monkey! But, I don't show that until my SECOND form!
Shadow is my lover, and I made him forget about Maria almost instantly because of my looks. I have red fur, beautiful white diamond eyes…
I have long quills.
And I'm naked!
I have super strength, speed…
I read minds!
My eyes can change color!
Depends on my mood, thought.
I have angel wings hidden in my THIRD form!
Chaaa!
And I know all fighting moves. I can beat anybody!
My name is Sara the Hedgehog.
Story:
"Ugh, I'm so prettier than Amy!", said Sara
"Sonic is only in love with me." She tried to convince herself, but she knew butter.
"Sonic + Sara"
She carved this into the tree next to her mansion. As she did so, she got anger and anger and her fur started turning white at the tip of her quills, but then she heard a familiar voice.
"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! Yeah!" Sonic yellowed out in terror.
Sara turned back to her bad shelf and smiled smog. :3
"Sonic!"
Sonic turned around and grimaced immediately.
"Oh, hi."
"Is that all you can say-"
Sonic kicked the dirt in Sara's face and sped away.
Sara licked the dirt off of her face and smiled. She loved it when Sonic treated her like a donkey, even though she was a hedgehog/fox/monkey(duh!).
"This is my chance to prove that I faster than that fake lover of mine!"
Shadow came up behind her and clapped his hand on her month!
"Faker? Where?"
"Not you, dear!" Sara muffled in his hand.
"You're going to race that echidna? Ha!"
"He's not an echidna, dear, he's a…" She stopped talking and cringed at this raised hand. His red eyes burning into her pink, leather shoes.
"Don't you date correct me!"
"I'm sorry…"
Shadow licked the rest of the dirt from her face and walked away.
Sara's tears spilled out all at once. She fell down to her knees and wept.
"Oh, Maria. Is this what you went through…?" Sara whipped the tears from her face.
"I bet he was the one who killed you."
Sara snorted a few times to get the snot from her nose.
"I need to tell Sonic that Shadow was probably a murderer 50 years ago. I think it will save my life."
Sara turned back to her tree and started a new carving.
This to continue - O
