I came up with this idea while I was driving home. I don't know it seemed like a good concept...
I'm sorry for any typos, it's literally 4 in the morning. Point anything you see and I'll fix!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto ;A;
I looked around, everything was dark. I walk absent mindedly into darkness, of course this had to be a dream. I heard someone calling my name and I felt warmth hit me from behind.
I turned around to see a warm glow of light manifesting before me, it seemed to take on the shape of a human.
"Sakura." It said as the weird humanoid light thing started to reach out to me. I didn't know whether to freak out or to just keep staring, seriously what the hell did I eat last night?
As if it had a mind of it's own, my arm began to reach out to the humanoid.
Okay...yeah seriously I need to lay off the pudding...
"Sakura!" It yelled out once more, it's face or where the face was supposed to be, started to show features of a boy. My hand became intertwined with that of the light humanoid thing and I felt a warm feeling over take me.
I looked at the face, trying to make out the features.
"Sakura..." I pouted, seriously how many times was this thing going to say my name?
It's mouth opened and I leaned in closer to hear what it was about to say.
I heard a loud, shrill voice scream at me.
"SAKURA WAKE UP YOU SNOT NOSED BRAT!"
It was...my mom?
My eyes fluttered open as I felt a sharp pain against my head. I groggily looked around to see customers waiting in front of me, some were mad and others looked afraid.
I was in my family's dry cleaning store, Haruno Dry Cleaning. Pretty damn simple, but man were we famous for our extremely clean clothes.
I turned around and rubbed my head, yawning a bit and stretching my arms out. Seriously, I need to stop reading manga til like 4 in the morning. But man was 'Menma' getting good, Yousuke came back to the village...
Anyways, back to my town of Konoha.
My mom was standing beside me, her blonde hair flying around her and her eyes raging on with anger, a giant wooden spoon in her hand. Seriously, if there was an award for 'Most Bitchiest Mom' my mom would win in an instant.
"Oh...hey kaa-chan." I casually spoke.
Her eye, that was already twitching, twitched twice as much, if it was even possible.
"YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH-LET ME 'HEY KAA-CHAN' YOU!" Her arm raised the wooden spoon up and I put my arms up and closed my eyes, waiting for the hit to come.
After a few seconds and no pain, I opened my eyes to see my dad holding my mom's arm, a look of annoyance in his face.
"Mebuki, Sakura! What do you two think you're doing! Especially in front of the customers!" Both my mom and I looked at each other and then looked at the line in front of the desk. Everyone was bewildered and some even started taking pictures.
"Well, your precious daughter here decided to fall asleep on the job...IT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK!" My eye twitched as I saw my dad sigh and shake his head.
"Saku-chan, you really need to stop staying up so late reading manga." I looked down at my feet, feeling like my mom had won this fight. I looked up to see her sticking her tongue out at me, a smile of victory on her face.
"I'm sorry, Otou-san." My mom straightened herself up and looked at the customers then at me.
"Ai, ai. With that settled, I apologize to the customers, please leave your orders with my daughter!" my mom spoke to the customers who all sighed in sync. My mom cheerfully skipped away, her beloved spoon in her hand.
My dad placed a hand on top of my pink hair, seriously why did I have pink hair? My mom had blonde hair and my dad had this weird brown-burgundy hair color...does brown and blonde even make pink? I swear my family looks like neapolitan ice cream...
"I'm sorry, Saku-chan. You just need to learn to be a bit more responsible, take these orders and close the shop. We're having your favorite for dinner tonight!" My dad patted my head and smiled at me, I smiled back, mmmm I loved anko dumplings...
I turned my attention to the customers and proceeded to take their orders.
Oh right, by the way.
I guess you already know but my name is Sakura Haruno. I'm 17, and well this is my story. My story of how I met this douche hole, found out we were destined for each other, and how bitches and hoes tried to get in our way.
I don't supposed you'll read on, but seriously. Read on, it's worth it.
"SAKURA HURRY UP OR I'M EATING YOUR DUMPLINGS!"
Seriously, it's like whenever she opens her mouth all she does is yell and bitch.
"Coming..."
"WAS THAT ATTITUDE IN YOUR VOICE?!"
"..."
"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG LADY!"
Well, here's the first chapter to my new story. I'm excited about this you guys! LIKE SO FUCKING EXCITED OMMMMGGG!
:3
I'm not doing previews for this story unless you guys want me to well, hope to update soon!