Mr. Johnson's Day
6:00 AM - Wake up.
6:30 AM - Take a bath! Ahh, nothing like a relaxing day by taking a bath.
7:00 AM - Put some clothes on, like a tie and a black suit.
7:10 AM - Drive to a restaurant
7:20 AM - Arrive at the restaurant
7:21 AM - Sit on a chair, and call out the waiter
7:23 AM - Realize Grover is the waiter
7:24 AM - Forget it anyway
7:25 AM - Order some breakfast, like hash browns, eggs, and toast.
7:30 AM - Wait there until that waiter comes by with the order I wanted.
7:34 to 8:56 AM - Eat breakfast until it's all gone, then pay the waiter a tip and some money and go home.
9:00 AM - Feed the goldfish.
9:01 AM - But then, realize the goldfish died three days ago.
9:02 AM - Hold a moment of silence for the goldfish.
9:05 AM - Drive to the pet store.
9:07 AM - Arrive to the pet store.
9:09 AM - Call out the store manager.
9:11 AM - Realize that Grover is one of the store managers.
9:13 AM - Forget that too, and tell him to buy me a new goldfish.
9:20 AM - Arrive home and feed the goldfish.
9:59 AM to 11:00 AM: Watch my favorite shows like Muppet Show, or Sesame Street. Or whatever.
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM: Think of having a dance party with Kermit the Frog and all of his friends, and give Ernie his rubber duckie, and others.
12:20 PM - Head to the garage to get my car fixed.
12:21 PM - Call out the garage owner
12:23 PM - Realize Grover is one of the garage owners
12:25 PM - Forget about that too like I did with both of them.
12:30 PM - The garage owner fixes my car.
12:35 PM - Since my car is brand new again, arrive at the restauarant again.
12:40 PM - Call out the waiter again
12:45 PM - Grover the waiter comes back again
12:47 PM - Forget all the four of them, and order something like fries, a sandwich, and a pickle.
12:50 PM - Wait there till the waiter comes by with the food I ordered.
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM - Eat food that I call lunch until it's all gone. Pay the waiter the tip too and some money.
2:00 PM - Arrive home and start singing.
2:10 PM - Feed the doggy.
2:11 PM - Take walks with the doggy.
2:15 PM - Drink coffee.
2:35 PM - Watch PBS.
2:50 PM - Do nothing.
3:00 PM - Realize Grover is at my house and he's a singing telegram delivery guy.
3:10 PM - Watch as the telegram delivery guy starts singing.
3:12 PM - Tell him who sent the message.
3:13 PM - Get some mail from that person who sent that message.
3:25 PM to 4:00 PM - Sleep
4:00 PM to 6:00 PM - Drive out on the road and to the restaurant again.
6:01 PM - Call out the waiter again, and notice Grover
6:05 PM - Order something for dinner while at the restaurant like pizza
6:10 PM to 7:00 PM - Start eating dinner until it's gone then pay the waiter another tip like last time and drive home.
7:20 PM - Arrive home.
7:50 PM - See Kermit and all of his friends.
8:00 PM to 1:00 AM: DANCE PARTY!