Okay so XD after many failed attempts, I finally realized I'm not good at "serious" fanfictions. I try, and try and once again try, but it's just not my thing. This is a TEST, read me out. After watching lots of honest trailers in YouTube, I thought about doing it with TD. So, instead of all the filler we got (commonly known as "episodes and proper character development", eh), I'll just show you the important stuff that happened in each season, in a VERY honest way. Obviously I'm starting with Camp TV Total Drama Island so, if this gets enough reviews, I'll give you some TDAH. Let's start!
Also, I'm using script format because fuck rules it fits the story I'm telling better. M'kay?
The episode starts off with Chris McLean introducing himself as the host of Total Drama Island, and greeting the audience from Camp Wakawakawanakwa, located somewhere. He tells the viewers that twenty-two idiots campers have signed up to spend eight years weeks at a summer concentration camp, where they will participate in various orgies challenges; some will win, some will lose, some are born to sing the blues. Too much chit-chat, it's time to introduce the victims.
Chris: They may seem ticked off; we told them they'll stay in a five-star resort!
He's shown at the Dock of Shame, ready to meet the first eleven campers.
Chris: First one is… Beth!
Beth: Oh my, Chris, I'm so happy to meet you! And to be here, of course!
Chris: Beth? Where is that dork? Guess she couldn't make it.
Beth: I'm right here, Chris! Don't you…
The next one to arrive is DJ, and Beth gets pushed aside as usual.
Chris: DJ!
DJ: Hi, Chris! I'm ready to get sexy friendly with some fluffy nature buddies!
Chris: Here's one!
The host with the most tosses a snake at DJ, to which he runs scared and falls into the lake. A shark then tries to eat him but he's crying so the shark feels pity and leaves him the hell alone.
Chris: Boo-hoo. Anyway, here's Gwen!
Gwen rolls her eyes and folds her arms and sighs and frowns and leaves quite clear she doesn't want any friends and is mean to everyone but then she smiles and is open to have friends.
Chris: Great! Here's Geoff!
Geoff: DUDE!
Chris: Dude!
Geoff: Dude?
Chris: Dude.
Geoff parties his way to the final six. Lindsay comes and Chris cums in, smiling in American.
Lindsay: *BLEEP CENSOR INTENSIFIES*
Chris: Also joining us, Heather!
QUEEN HEATHER GODDESS OF TD GIVES EVERYONE A DEATH GLARE DESPITE SHE'S WEARING THOSE ICONIC SUNGLASSES OF HERS AND SHE SLAYS THE HECK OUT OF THOSE LOSERS. Beth (?) EVEN TRIES TO TALK TO HER BUT WHO ARE YOU LAME WANNABE?! GO RUIN TDA, YOU BORE!
Chris: Duncan!
Duncan: I'm rude and I don't care, get close to me and you're DEAD.
Chris: Sure! Now, let's meet Tyler!
Tyler freaking kills himself doing his stunts but he's given an extra life by a weird mushroom God, and decides to use it in World Tour because he's fodder here and sadly in WT he's fodder again.
Harold is the next camper to arrive.
Harold: *NOTE: I was supposed to put what Harold says but no one cares so bye*
Chris: Trent! The ninth, I mean, eleventh camper to arrive!
Trent: Did you say nine? One, two, three, four… I mean, heeeeey. I'm cool and I have a guitar and my hair looks awesome.
Gwen: I hate to dislike to like to love you.
Trent and Gwen stare at each other awkwardly for six seasons seconds before Heather walks in and kisses Gwen Trent right in front of Gwen and then she reads her diary, revealing she LIKED TRENT ever since she was in her mother's uterus! Everyone sucks unlike hates Heather now.
Silver Surfer Bridgette comes next, floating in her surfboard.
Bridgette: I'm so boring yet clumsy!
Geoff: I WAAAAANT
Chris: Hey, we got the main characters introduced already. Besides OWEN THE WINNER, of course… oh well, let's meet the filler contestants and OWEN, THE WINNER. HE'S WINNING THIS.
Noah, Katie, Sadie, Ezekiel, Cody, Eva and Justin all walk in but Chris doesn't even let them speak because they don't really matter so why would they? LeShawna also joins and she's eating KFC while playing basketball and rapping. She salutes Chris, blinding him with her bling-bling.
LeShawarmana: What's up y'all? LeShawna's in the house! Ain't no white girl gonna win this year!
She throws a watermelon at Heather's head how dares that stupid fifth-placing bitch and then she's eliminated by the fodder characters and a talking parrot.
Izzy is about to be introduced but she EXPLODES.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: Also, here's OWEN! Everyone, gather, be friendly and root for him TO WIN!
Everyone does as told, but the others simply ignore him. Owen farts and they end up laughing.
DJ: You're awesome!
Geoff: My long-lost brother!
Duncan: Way to go, fat ass.
While they celebrate, the last camper appears. The YMCA CIT, Chartourtney. She gently waves to her fellow competitors, exuding pride and prejudice, oh no, not yet a well-mannered attitude.
Courtney: I'm a CIT.
Chris: Who cares!
The twenty-two campers are magically transported to the campfire pit. Chris tells the campers the person who is the last one left in the competition OWEN, wins one hundred thousand dollars. He splits them into two teams: Gwen, Trent, Regina George bae Heather, Lindsay, OWEN THE WINNER, LeShawna and five other folks form the Screaming Gophers, and Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Courtney, Duncan, Harold and more useless fodder form the Killer Bass. He also introduces them to the confessional, where they'll confess their inner thoughts and whatever.
*CONFESSIONAL, Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: Eh. (He starts picking his nose)
*END CONFESSIONAL*
When we return, we notice only the twelve aforementioned contestants remain.
Chris: Oh well, this season has gone fast!
Courtney: Obviously I'm gonna win!
Harold gives her an evil glare and she's eliminated in the worst tbh she was robbed best twist ever.
Harold: Yes, take that Duncan!
He's then eliminated, and Chris declares MERGE. So he lets Izzy and EVA BACK! But Eva is a joke so let's just get rid of her once again because it's funny lmao. Gwen is angry to be happy to be sad with Trent, and LeShawna gets him out. Izzy suddenly explodes and she dies, taking Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ and Geoff with her (don't worry, like Tyler, they're given an extra life decide to not return because OWEN WINS ANYWAY). No one really notices LeShawna is also gone.
Chris: Who will win? Duncan? Heather? Gwen? They all have chances! All but OWEN, THE WINNER! Because, it's obvious he's NOT going to WIN!
Duncan is then erased and we move into the final three. Heather loses her hair after becoming a Britney Spears fan her undeserving deserving karma finally gets to her, right before the finale.
Heather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris: Bye!
Owen and Gwen face off in the finale. No one roots for her because she's a weird goth girl who learned to let people into her life which is boring compared to fart jokes. Also Owen wins.
Chris is about to hand Owen the one hundred thousand dollars check but then he destroys it.
Chris: One final challenge! A race to find a suitcase that contains ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS!
Bald Heather: No way we're running around the island like idiots again!
Everyone but Heather: NO ONE LIKES YOU MEANIE!
Owen happily forfeits the money he just won and runs to find the million because he's indeed an idiot like Heather said. Soon, the rest is also doing this, even Heather I forgive you queen.
ONE HOUR LATER.
Chris: This is boring. Chef, just get every merger contestant but Eva into the lake, oh and throw some fodder in there too. We need to make them think everyone stands a chance.
Chef Hatchet makes his first and last appearance in the season when he uses his reality warping abilities to get Justin (he paid him with sex sex), Beth (ew), Harold (ew), Trent, Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Izzy, Geoff, LeShawna, Duncan, Heather, Gwen and Owen "surprisingly" in the lake. The fodder and Courtney run towards the Dock minutes later, to find Chris seeing how a shark eats the booty.
I was about to make a sexual joke with that but I'm tired lol.
Chris: Okay, you all, congratulations! You are coming back for season two!
Everyone in the lake: Season two?!
Courtney: GET ME IN OR I'LL SUE YOU OH YOU'RE SO GONNA MEET MY LAWYERS!
The fodders just shrug.
Chris: And that was an intense season! Make sure you tune in for the second one! A brand new location and a whole new set of challenges! The last one standing will receive one million dollars. Who will win this time? We promise you, it won't be Courtney! Enjoy watching from the sidelines!
Courtney: AHHHHH!
Chris: This was… TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!
And that's it. Total Drama Island: The Honest Edition. Don't forget to review or whatever; just tell me your thoughts about this. I'll upload Total Drama Action aka the season no one cares about: The Honest Edition later on, as I plan to cover up all seasons and maybe RR too. Thanks for reading!