Flaky wasn't always shy. She used to be happy, sociable, she didn't even mind her lifestyle in Happy Tree Town. She had friends, lots of them, and her closest ones were Flippy, Petunia and Giggles. They always hung out, they liked to stay connected and always laughed about how they died.
Then, that one fateful day, Flaky had called Flippy on the phone, wanting to talk about her recent near-death experience with Lumpy. She didn't have to wait long before she heard a loud crashing noise and a hiss of annoyance.
Flaky sat in confusion before she heard something that made her blood freeze.
There was panting and gasping in the backround, not to mention moans and odd...human noises. It took Flaky a second to realize what was going on:
Flippy watches porn! Flaky nearly gagged. Urgh..pervert. That's boys for you.
"Flippy!" Flaky said, gripping the phone tightly. "Turn that tape off and talk to me!"
There was no noise except for another moan mixed in with the thrusting noises you'd expect in those types of videos. Unfortunately, there was a freakishly perfect sound quality, and Flaky was afraid Flippy might be attending to other things. Yet he hadn't said a word. "Flippy! Did you hear me? I said-"
"Ah! Unnh, Evil.." Flippy suddenly moaned. "R-right there..."
"Sh-shut up, Flippy!" Evil hissed, and an erotic slapping noise sounded, and Flippy moaned again.
"Hnn! I'm so sorry I've been a bad boy! Ahh... fuck me harder!"
Flaky dropped the phone in terror before letting out an ear-splitting screech. She ran into the bathroom and yanked open her medicine cabinet and pulled out a q-tip. She drove it into her ear, wrecklessly trying to twist the noise out of her head. Flippy had sounded so...naughty. And evidently he was, if he was getting a spanking from Evil.
FLIPPY WAS SHAGGING EVIL!
Flaky continued to clean her ears until blood squirted from her earlobe. How...why...OH MY GOD...
Flaky was never the same after that, and also why she has a fearful attitude towards Flippy.
THE END.
How painfully short.
Okay, I know I have some explaining to do. Flippy didn't just PICK UP THE PHONE, I quote: "She didn't have to wait long before she heard a loud crashing noise and a hiss of annoyance." That was supposed to mean that someone knocked the phone off the...whatever, and whoever hit it got hurt (hiss of annoyance). Sorry for not making that clear .-.
Now, this is my third fic in one day o.o, slightly more erotic than Nightmares. I'm never doing it again.
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