Basically, yours.

I'm back in Japan, finally. After a decade of staying in New york, I'm back in my home town and family. I love Japan so much, especially the food. Oh sushi and sake is heaven! The cool wind breeze and fresh air welcomes me back, and of course my loving family. I am Tights Briefs by the way, one of the briefs heiress, Bulma's sister who is blonde like our mama. Our parents are in a vacation, cruise vacation around the carribean and since Bulma will be left alone to check on our company, I quit my work in New york and decided to stay in my hometown for good. There's nothing like home right? I am staying here for a month now and I bonded with Bulma's family, Chi-chi's and even Krillin's. I'm kinda jealous that my sister and my friends have their own family, loving partners and stubborn yet cute sons and daughters. I am still single. And I hate to admit it, but even Gohan, who is one of my god children have settled down and is already a father, and me? I'm still single, and will always be single. I'm not ugly, no, I am beautiful and blonde, hello? It's just that I'm a jerk magnet so I decided not to date anymore until I'm sure that man will be the man I will spend my entire life with. So far, every thing is good in Japan, with the whole gang with me, its never boring.

I am happy that I chose to go back, until now, the woman I hate the most with her friend that I hate most as well, is walking towards me, with their plastic smiles and faces. I am with Bulma, Chi-chi, Videl and Android 18 and having tea at the Goku's residences when Chai and her friends saw us. Chai is my mortal frenemy, or enemy. way back in grade school to college. We are always competing, may it be academic or not, even when it comes to love. My crush is her crush and that "crush" will have a crush on her. leaving me with crushed heart. But I've moved on, though I still hate her.

"Hi, Tights! Welcome back to Japan. It's been, what, 10 long years? Wow, I thought you're not coming back. Your blonde hair, you cut it short?" Chai said with her annoying fake smile.

"Ah yes long time no see, Chai. How are you?" I answered, pretending to be interested.

"I'm good, remember Hiroshi? Our crush in College, we're getting married next week! Can you imagine?" she said, her eyes twinkling, I tried my best not to roll my eyes. I can feel that Bulma is trying to hide her laugh, she knows how I hate this woman.

"Oh yes, wow! Congrats!"

"I know right?! Congratulations to me! You? Settling down soon?" she asked and then I felt nervous. I don't want her to think that she won again this time, I need to pretend. Before I can answer, one of her friends is pointing at my back, she's pointing at the namekian, Piccolo.

"Oh my god! You knew him? My friend here, Yesha likes that green man a lot. He's such a gentleman, you know. Maybe you can introduce Yesha to him, Tights? Then we'll invite him to the wedding." she said then I got an idea.

"Oh, you mean that green man over there?" Piccolo is playing with the kids.

"Yes, introduce me to your friend, Tights." Yesha said, her eyes full of excitement.

"Um, that green man is my..boyfriend." I heard Chi-chi and Bulma gasped but I ignored them. I saw the disappointment on Yesha's eyes, Bingo! If I cannot take a revenge on their leader, I'll do it on her slaves.

"Aw, that's a bummer, you're lucky Tights." Yesha said forcing a smile.

"I know right! Piccolo is such a good man, we're planning to settle down soon actually." this time its Videl and Android 18 turn to gasped on my statements.

"I'm jealous!" she said and I just shrugged.

"If that's the case, bring him to my wedding, Tights. I'll send an invitation this saturday. I don't accept no. Ciao, we're going now. Say hello to Piccolo for us." Chai walked away, Yesha and Sarah following their leader.

Oh no! When the three bitches are gone. I looked at my friends and sister and they are all looking at me, surprised present on their faces then they all laughed.

"Now, how do you convince Piccolo to attend a wedding?" Chi-chi asked, still laughing. I rolled my eyes.

"And you're settling down soon? Why did you say that sis? Piccolo might panic." Bulma added.

"I know! I just want to annoy them, looks like they annoyed me back. Fuck, what am I going to say to Piccolo now? Hello, pretend to be my boyfriend for a day and let's attend a wedding? kill me now, Bulma"

I sighed and turned my eyes to look at Piccolo, aka my instant boyfriend, he is handsome actually, his skin color and antennae and muscular body makes him hot and his height too. He can be my boyfriend, there's nothing wrong with that, however the main question is...will he want to pretend I'm his lover too? He might be asexual for Kami's sake. What am I gonna do now?

"What do I do now, girls?"

"Well, you have to do your best. You can do it" My sister said, giving me her assurance.

"Just talk to him about this, he'll understand." Chi-chi added. "You can do it, Tights. We got your back."