A/N: You know you need a break from reading/writing serious fic when...
Hope my little interlude brings a chuckle or two.
Also, it's best read as written (rather than changing to the unabbreviated forms --- i.e. it doesn't rhyme then, and loses the rhythm)
A BtVS FFP: Ode to the Abbreviation
I've got a WIP
Driving me crazy.
It's pretty PG
To the end of Chpt 3,
Then it goes PWP
With some CL and V.
S's drinkin' his JD,
Playin' poker for kitties
With some other HSTs
And an MS (who isn't me,
Honestly!)
There's lots of S-E-X
Along with L-O-V-E
Or at least clear C,
'Cause N/C's not for me.
(Except when it's "NC17",
But that's another thing...
And this FF site
Doesn't think that's right.)
Anyway...
I just have to say:
There is some het
And some slash.
Not doing this for cash.
'Cause if I worked for ME,
My stuff would be
There on TV.
Maybe even with CC!
Oh, BTW
Please don't sue
If I go AU:
I kinda take a left
After OMWF.
I've written long S/B;
Made up some A/G;
And a bitta W/T;
But don't expect X/S from me.
Maybe I'll have A/C
(Now there's some UST!),
Come back to SunnyD
After seeing the PTB.
Bring along young C
Who'll meet that girl D
(She used to be the Key)
Nah...
Leave them in LA.
That's where they aught to stay.
Everyone's just better off that way.
Is that OK?
How 'bout CWC?
P'rhaps some UCP.
Vary the POV,
And try the odd MP?
I'm just not sure
What "BDSM" might be?
*Whisper from OS:
"Bondage Discipline Sadomasochism"*
Ooohh... Well, ah... yeah...
With that little line,
I hope you'll take some time.
I asked for R+R.
You've done
Just 1
So far.
Now let me clarify:
I trust that you'll stop by
And write a quick review,
For which I thank U.
Hope my little interlude brings a chuckle or two.
Also, it's best read as written (rather than changing to the unabbreviated forms --- i.e. it doesn't rhyme then, and loses the rhythm)
A BtVS FFP: Ode to the Abbreviation
I've got a WIP
Driving me crazy.
It's pretty PG
To the end of Chpt 3,
Then it goes PWP
With some CL and V.
S's drinkin' his JD,
Playin' poker for kitties
With some other HSTs
And an MS (who isn't me,
Honestly!)
There's lots of S-E-X
Along with L-O-V-E
Or at least clear C,
'Cause N/C's not for me.
(Except when it's "NC17",
But that's another thing...
And this FF site
Doesn't think that's right.)
Anyway...
I just have to say:
There is some het
And some slash.
Not doing this for cash.
'Cause if I worked for ME,
My stuff would be
There on TV.
Maybe even with CC!
Oh, BTW
Please don't sue
If I go AU:
I kinda take a left
After OMWF.
I've written long S/B;
Made up some A/G;
And a bitta W/T;
But don't expect X/S from me.
Maybe I'll have A/C
(Now there's some UST!),
Come back to SunnyD
After seeing the PTB.
Bring along young C
Who'll meet that girl D
(She used to be the Key)
Nah...
Leave them in LA.
That's where they aught to stay.
Everyone's just better off that way.
Is that OK?
How 'bout CWC?
P'rhaps some UCP.
Vary the POV,
And try the odd MP?
I'm just not sure
What "BDSM" might be?
*Whisper from OS:
"Bondage Discipline Sadomasochism"*
Ooohh... Well, ah... yeah...
With that little line,
I hope you'll take some time.
I asked for R+R.
You've done
Just 1
So far.
Now let me clarify:
I trust that you'll stop by
And write a quick review,
For which I thank U.