"Su-san! Su-San, where are you!"
Finland called down the hallway of his house.
"Suuuuuuuuu-Saaaannn!! It's Christmas Eve, we need to get going!"
Finland pulled his hat from his head, placing both hands on his hips. "SU-SAN, IF YOU DON'T COME OUT RIGHT NOW, I AM TAKING OFF WITHOUT YOU!"
The statement had the desired effect, and the tall, handsome, sexy Swede shuffled out of his room. Finland had to hold back a chortle, seeing Su-San blushing and embarrassed was just so….. Cute! Sweden fidgeted on the spot, unaccustomed to Finland's staring.
"Fin…M'barrss'd…"
He said softly, bringing up a gloved hand to pull on the collar of his costume. Finland smiled, almost teasingly. "Oh Su-San, your Rudolf costume looks so cute!" Blush filled Sweden's face, and Finland pulled his hat back on, turning to go find his sleigh.
"But Fin'.. m'look fat…"
Finland stopped in mid-step, and slowly turned back to Sweden. "Su-San…" He quickly walked over, grabbing the Swedish man by his reindeer hoodie and yanking him down the twelve inches separating him to take his lips in a deep kiss. Sweden froze, before hesitantly kissed back. The kiss seemed to last for an age, before Finland slowly pulled away, and Sweden slowly stood back up.
"Su-San…"
Sweden places a hand on Finland's cheek, angling his head up to look at him. "Ja Fin'?" The moment seemed to linger, before Finland's hand connected squarely with Sweden's cheek. "IF YOU EVER SAY THAT YOU'RE FAT AGAIN, I WILL… WILL…. DROP YOU OVER DENMARKS HOUSE WHEN I FLY OVER THERE!!" Sweden rubbed his cheek, feeling the sting. "YOU'RE FAT? YOU'RE FAT?! I'M SANTA CLAUS!!! YOU KNOW, 'A BELLY THAT JIGGLED LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLO'?! GRRR!! YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY SOMETIMES!!" He stamped his foot, and stormed out of the house they shared. Sweden stood there dumbfounded. Oddly, the back of his mind told him it was a lover's quarrel, The other half said to take advantage of the Christmas hormones. He shook all the ideas from his head, and went outside to join his wife in spreading Christmas joy.