Chapter1: Ed's shortness and Sora's big shoes
This is a story all about people from Kingdom Hearts and Fullmetal Alchemist. What gave this idea I don't know I just wanted to write something funny. It all begins at a house owned by Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric. Now the story begins.
Edward was in his wonderful, soft, and easily able to fall asleep bed. He had satyed up to two in the morning watching his favorite TV show the Adventures of Tom Soyer. It was one of the better episodes where he gets everyone to paint the fence for him. As he dreamed of him he heard a slam. He opened his eyes to see his suit of armor brother, Alphonse.
Al: Good morning. I bet you don't know what today is?
Ed: I don't know what is…
Edward then remembered. It was Monday the first day of the month of October that meant.
Ed: Oh no. Not that. Anything, but that! Why today and not tomorrow?
Al: Come on know Big Brother we won't be able to see Sora and the rest of the gang.
Ed: You'll never take me alive!
Ed was determined not to go through with this and grabbed the edge of his bed post and rapped himself around it and held on for dear life.
Ed: I'll never go through with this Al. Never in my life!
Al started to try to pull Ed from his bed post.
Al: Come on brother it only happens once a year.
Ed: NEVER! God I never turned to you before, but please save me from my distress..
AL: It won't be that bad.
At last Al finally got Ed to let go of the bed post. Though he staid on the floor causing him to have to drag him to the kitchen.
AL: All right know time to stand up.
Al picked up Ed and tried to make him stand up near the measuring tape. He stood for a second but quickly fell back to the ground.
Al: Come on just get it over with. Don't make me call teacher.
Ed: You wouldn't dare.
Al: Oh ya.
Al walked over to the phone and started to punch in Izumi's number.
Ed: You're tricking me.
Al: Well let's see. Oh hello Izumi I just wanted to say that Ed…
Ed: Hang up! I'll do it!
Al hung up the phone and walked over and took the measuring tape and measured Ed.
Ed: So?
Al: Hm…
Ed: So did I grow taller?
Ed's eyes grew bigger and bigger waiting for the answer.
Al: Well I't seems you grew down an Inch from last time.
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meanwhile at the block down Sora was in deep trouble. He couldn't find his shoes.
Sora: Where are they? Where are they!
Sora searched under his bed, over his bed through the pile of clothes he had on the floor. His room was a complete mess. As much as he hated those shoes they where the only ones that would fit his enormous feet, and he hated that this was the only ones in his size.
Sora: Hey Riku you see my shoes?
Sora yelled from out the window where he saw Riku pass by.
Riku: You forgot where you put them again. You never learn Sora.
Sora: Well did you see them or not.
Riku just shook his head and continued toward the beach where he would meet the rest of the gang.
Riku: You check your back pocket.
Sora: Now how the hell would my shoes…
Sora had felt his back pocket and there enough where his shoes.
Sora: How they get in there?
He said aloud as he pulled them on. With these shoes he looked like he was mivkey mouse.
Sora: Why must I have big feet? It is so unfair.
Sora began to pout pout and then pout some more. He hated having such big feet! Then he just realized his worse fear was about to come true. Everyone would now know he had big feet. He would never get a girl know. And even Kiari had giver up on him. What was he to do? He just didn't know.
To be continued…