There are no words for what I was doing right now. My face was on fire. I hoped that it did not show. My hands were trembling. Here was Booth sitting before me with evidence scattered throughout his wardrobe. And I was going to have to undress him to recover that evidence. This was a sick fantasy come true.
"I'm going to have to take your clothes for evidence." Booth tensed. "My clothes? Why?"
"There could be particulates of the Santa from the explosion." He started to remove his jacket. I stopped him. "No you could destroy the evidence. I must do it." My heart was pounding in my ears. I removed his jacket first slowly sliding it off his shoulders. Then I started unbuttoning his white shirt revealing his broad muscular chest. I tried to avoid his eyes at all costs. I slid that off his shoulders as well, my breath catching as his toned arms came into view. "Stand up." When he did I got on my knees in front of him not allowing myself to look up into his eyes. "My pants too?" His voice had raised an octave. Clearly he was embarrassed about this situation. I started removing his cocky belt buckle. "Ok," Booth said drawing in a breath. "I think I will start reciting a view Saints now." I slowly lowered his pants revealing his boxers which hung low on his hips.
At this moment Cam decides to walk in, the look of surprise on her face. "Am I interrupting something?" My face was as red as a fire truck. (which does not seem physically possible.) "No," I said getting up. "I am merely removing his clothes for particulates in the explosion." She nodded. "Alright, but don't forget to check his hair." She left. I gave Booth a once over. He was symmetrical in all his features and very aesthetically pleasing to the eye. In layman's terms, he is extremely sexy. My mouth watered. I want to find the places that make him melt. To make him growl with pleasure. But he is my partner. "Bones?" Booth turned to look at me, his expression unreadable. "Are we done yet?" I smiled evilly grabbing a pair of pliers. I figured I could get maybe a half an hour of this great view. "We are just getting started."