(A/N) I am hosting my younger brother's fanfiction here because he don't got no email. It's a grimdark clopfic. It's surprisingly well-done. He's 11. Dayyum. Enjoy!
In the air:
"AAAHHHHHHHHH!" The Cutie Mark Crusaders screamed. Later, back on the ground, Scootaloo half-giggled, "Well, falling off a cliff didn't work".
"Hey! I hav' a great idea!" Apple Bloom exclaimed. "Ugh. What could it be this time." Sweetie Belle thought. "Do y'all promise not ta tell nopony?" Apple Bloom asked with a dark glint in her eyes. "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye" Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle said.
"Then follow me" Apple Bloom said in a creepy voice
AT THE TREEHOUSE
"Ok, so what's in the box?" said Scootaloo.
"The key to our cutie marks, girls" Apple Bloom said simply. The box swung open and the pegasus and unicorn were shocked to see knives, chainsaws, a large frying pan, scalpels, gloves, and a large cabbage. "What the hay?!" yelled Sweetie Belle. "We'll get our cutie marks makin' cupcakes!" "I don't think that's a good idea, Apple Bloom", said Scootaloo. "Hey, it's you or somepony else", said Apple Bloom. She handed them a list that had pony's names.
"First up, Gilda the Griffon."