Mark: Hello all who have read some of my pathetic work before, and if
you've never read my pathetic works before, welcome! Sad news, all
works I've done in YuGiOh have been removed by the FF dudes, we all
knew it was going to happen, but it still sucks, so I'm going to keep
doing it anyway, LOOK EVERYONE SCRIPT FORMAT!
Larry: :at his house, eating Crisco and meat while looking at pictures John Lennon: Oh my gosh this guy uses script format! ThAt's like a sIn! DammIt my voice is breaking agAIn! Uncle Joey was so hot! What, No, NO, I'M NOT GAY!
Mark: Yep, anyway, NOW IN THIS FIC OF YUGIOH! I will have random humorous- ness, some romance is, possible, but that more requires plot. Which is a BIG maybe in my fics. Anyway, here is my newest pathetic work! PS: Thanks for reviewing my other stories DIS, and I'm sorry they took some of your fics down too! And to anybody else reading whos fics suffered the same fate, sorry to you too. not PSagain... There will be some Xovers from Trigun, and well, other animes but they will not promote to the plot and will be there in back up rolls... thanks
Disclaimer: Yep, he doesn't own it. Sucks huh? This takes place after, well, EVERYTHING! After the Ceremonial Duel and everything.
CHAPTER 1 They're back, well, mostly...
Yami was sitting around in the afterlife, and it was TOTALLY dull. "Wow, I'm Yami, and this afterlife is TOTALLY dull!" See, told ya! Anyways, it was like, I don't know, maybe a couple months after a certain ceremonial duel. And, Yami finally got fed up. "I'm fed up! It's time to get back to the living world!"
Back in the Living World, at Ryou's house...
"Wow, it sure is nice not having the Pharaoh around, huh Marik?"
"Yeah Bakura, it is, wait, how'd we get back here?"
"Plothole."
"OH! Got any 8's?"
"GO FISH SUCKA!"
"Darn."
Ryou came out of the bathroom; he had been taking a shower so he had a towel rapped around him. He passed through the living room.
"Hi pathetic lightside."
"Hi sadistic darkside."
"Hi pathetic mortal."
"Hi murderous Egyptian spirit."
Ryou walked up to his room, and then realized what just happened.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE F-CK!"
Bakura and Marik chuckled, and much to Marik's dismay, Bakura didn't have any 3's.
At the Kame Game Shop...
Jounouchi, Anzu, Honda, and Yuugi were all sitting around, watching TV.
"Hey, have ya guys eva wondad how Yami's doin'?
His friends all sighed and said yes.
"I just hope he's happy." Yuugi commented.
With a crack and crash the door was ripped off it hinges as Ryou ran over it.
"BA, BA, KRA, AN, MAR, MA, IK, AT, M, MY, HOS!"
The other four all looked at each other worried. Yuugi got up and went over to Ryou.
"Ryou," Yuugi said calmly, "TALK!" smack, "SLOWLY!" smack, "AND CLEARLY!" smack.
"Th-thanks Yuugi, you're a real pal. Anyway, as I was saying, BAKURA AND MARIK ARE SITING IN MY LIVING ROOM PLAYING GO FISH!"
"WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Everyone screamed.
"You guys heard me!"
"Well lead the way!" They yelled.
"Lets go!" Ryou ran off. And the others followed.
In the afterlife...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU CAN'T SEND ME BACK'? YOUR RA FOR YOUR SAKE! YOU HAVE THE POWER, AND DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T LEAD A GOOD LIFE, I SAVED THE WORLD LIKE FIVE TIMES!"
"Yeah, but, I'm not really feeling like it Atemu, I mean, I have this cramp in my back and... yea."
At Ryou's house...
"THERE, THERE THEY ARE!"
"Hi pathetic mortals." Both Yami's said flatly. Then Bakura looked up at the party, and had to suppress laughter, he hit Marik on the shoulder.
"Yeah?" he looked up, and started to giggle madly, yes that's right, Marik, Yami Malik, giggled madly. Bakura soon lost control and busted out laughing, as did the other four behind Ryou.
"What, what are you all laughing at?!?!" Ryou yelled while flapping his arms wildly.
"Foolish Hikari, you seem to have dropped your towel! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ryou then looked down, and saw that the towel had fallen off his waist. He blushed and ran up to his room while those six continued laughing.
"I wonda why it stayed on him running drough da streets but just den fell off?"
"It doesn't really matter Jou, it's a fic, just laugh." Anzu stated.
"Oh, OK! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bakura looked over and saw Anzu, he got tunnel vision, 'WOW! Anzu is really HOT! What, did I just think that, well, she does have a nice rack, not a bad piece of ass either. I mean, ummm, RYOU IS SMALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Marik looked over and saw Anzu, he got tunnel vision, 'WOW! Anzu is really HOT! Yep, I'd bone that any day!'
Yuugi looked over at the two Yami's and got tunnel vision, no, no wait he looked over at the two Yami's suspiciously, "Wait a second, YOU'RE BOTH BAD GUYS!"
They looked at one another and then back at Yuugi and the others, "Yea, but we got kind of bored with the world domination thing." Bakura explained.
"Isn't that slightly out of character" Anzu asked.
"Yea probably," Marik replied, "but, we don't really care, besides, do you think we were that serious in the first place, we were playing a Ra damned card game." Bakura nodded at Marik's comment.
"Hhmmm, good point."
"Thanks little Yuugi."
"I'm the only Yuugi now."
"Really?"
Marik squealed and started chanting, 'NO MORE PHARAOH! NO MORE PHAROAH!' Bakura slapped Marik across the face, "We already knew that, dumbass."
"Oh yeah."
Jou leaned over to the other four, "Dese guys are pretty funny when dey ain't tryin ta kill ya."
In the afterlife...
"C'mon Ra!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS SSEEEEEEEEE!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
"No."
"DAMN!"
At Ryou's House...
Ryou then ran down the stairs with clothes on (sorry fangirls of Ryou) with a wooden cross screaming, "YOUR DARK PLANS OF WORLD DOMINATION AND RUINING MY REPUTATION AS A GOOD GUY WON'T WORK THIS TIME DEMON!"
Yuugi laughed, "Hah, looks like your going to have to repeat yourself!"
Bakura sighed, "Fuck."
Mark: First chapter complete.
Jon: Will Ryou ever calm down? Will Yami ever convince Ra to let him come into the living world? Where the Hell are Kaiba, Mokuba, Duke, Mai, and Serenity? Why am I asking you these questions, it's not like you know the answers.
Mark: Close it up, slaves, I mean, friends!
ChibiObelisk: :looks up at you with puppy eyes, and for some reason has floppy puppy ears: Pwease Rewiew...
Jou: What the Hell? ChibiOBELISK?
ChibiObelisk: :punches Jou:
Jou: OH GOD!
ChibiObelisk: That's Chibi God to you, bitch!
Larry: :at his house, eating Crisco and meat while looking at pictures John Lennon: Oh my gosh this guy uses script format! ThAt's like a sIn! DammIt my voice is breaking agAIn! Uncle Joey was so hot! What, No, NO, I'M NOT GAY!
Mark: Yep, anyway, NOW IN THIS FIC OF YUGIOH! I will have random humorous- ness, some romance is, possible, but that more requires plot. Which is a BIG maybe in my fics. Anyway, here is my newest pathetic work! PS: Thanks for reviewing my other stories DIS, and I'm sorry they took some of your fics down too! And to anybody else reading whos fics suffered the same fate, sorry to you too. not PSagain... There will be some Xovers from Trigun, and well, other animes but they will not promote to the plot and will be there in back up rolls... thanks
Disclaimer: Yep, he doesn't own it. Sucks huh? This takes place after, well, EVERYTHING! After the Ceremonial Duel and everything.
CHAPTER 1 They're back, well, mostly...
Yami was sitting around in the afterlife, and it was TOTALLY dull. "Wow, I'm Yami, and this afterlife is TOTALLY dull!" See, told ya! Anyways, it was like, I don't know, maybe a couple months after a certain ceremonial duel. And, Yami finally got fed up. "I'm fed up! It's time to get back to the living world!"
Back in the Living World, at Ryou's house...
"Wow, it sure is nice not having the Pharaoh around, huh Marik?"
"Yeah Bakura, it is, wait, how'd we get back here?"
"Plothole."
"OH! Got any 8's?"
"GO FISH SUCKA!"
"Darn."
Ryou came out of the bathroom; he had been taking a shower so he had a towel rapped around him. He passed through the living room.
"Hi pathetic lightside."
"Hi sadistic darkside."
"Hi pathetic mortal."
"Hi murderous Egyptian spirit."
Ryou walked up to his room, and then realized what just happened.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE F-CK!"
Bakura and Marik chuckled, and much to Marik's dismay, Bakura didn't have any 3's.
At the Kame Game Shop...
Jounouchi, Anzu, Honda, and Yuugi were all sitting around, watching TV.
"Hey, have ya guys eva wondad how Yami's doin'?
His friends all sighed and said yes.
"I just hope he's happy." Yuugi commented.
With a crack and crash the door was ripped off it hinges as Ryou ran over it.
"BA, BA, KRA, AN, MAR, MA, IK, AT, M, MY, HOS!"
The other four all looked at each other worried. Yuugi got up and went over to Ryou.
"Ryou," Yuugi said calmly, "TALK!" smack, "SLOWLY!" smack, "AND CLEARLY!" smack.
"Th-thanks Yuugi, you're a real pal. Anyway, as I was saying, BAKURA AND MARIK ARE SITING IN MY LIVING ROOM PLAYING GO FISH!"
"WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Everyone screamed.
"You guys heard me!"
"Well lead the way!" They yelled.
"Lets go!" Ryou ran off. And the others followed.
In the afterlife...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU CAN'T SEND ME BACK'? YOUR RA FOR YOUR SAKE! YOU HAVE THE POWER, AND DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T LEAD A GOOD LIFE, I SAVED THE WORLD LIKE FIVE TIMES!"
"Yeah, but, I'm not really feeling like it Atemu, I mean, I have this cramp in my back and... yea."
At Ryou's house...
"THERE, THERE THEY ARE!"
"Hi pathetic mortals." Both Yami's said flatly. Then Bakura looked up at the party, and had to suppress laughter, he hit Marik on the shoulder.
"Yeah?" he looked up, and started to giggle madly, yes that's right, Marik, Yami Malik, giggled madly. Bakura soon lost control and busted out laughing, as did the other four behind Ryou.
"What, what are you all laughing at?!?!" Ryou yelled while flapping his arms wildly.
"Foolish Hikari, you seem to have dropped your towel! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ryou then looked down, and saw that the towel had fallen off his waist. He blushed and ran up to his room while those six continued laughing.
"I wonda why it stayed on him running drough da streets but just den fell off?"
"It doesn't really matter Jou, it's a fic, just laugh." Anzu stated.
"Oh, OK! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bakura looked over and saw Anzu, he got tunnel vision, 'WOW! Anzu is really HOT! What, did I just think that, well, she does have a nice rack, not a bad piece of ass either. I mean, ummm, RYOU IS SMALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Marik looked over and saw Anzu, he got tunnel vision, 'WOW! Anzu is really HOT! Yep, I'd bone that any day!'
Yuugi looked over at the two Yami's and got tunnel vision, no, no wait he looked over at the two Yami's suspiciously, "Wait a second, YOU'RE BOTH BAD GUYS!"
They looked at one another and then back at Yuugi and the others, "Yea, but we got kind of bored with the world domination thing." Bakura explained.
"Isn't that slightly out of character" Anzu asked.
"Yea probably," Marik replied, "but, we don't really care, besides, do you think we were that serious in the first place, we were playing a Ra damned card game." Bakura nodded at Marik's comment.
"Hhmmm, good point."
"Thanks little Yuugi."
"I'm the only Yuugi now."
"Really?"
Marik squealed and started chanting, 'NO MORE PHARAOH! NO MORE PHAROAH!' Bakura slapped Marik across the face, "We already knew that, dumbass."
"Oh yeah."
Jou leaned over to the other four, "Dese guys are pretty funny when dey ain't tryin ta kill ya."
In the afterlife...
"C'mon Ra!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS SSEEEEEEEEE!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
"No."
"DAMN!"
At Ryou's House...
Ryou then ran down the stairs with clothes on (sorry fangirls of Ryou) with a wooden cross screaming, "YOUR DARK PLANS OF WORLD DOMINATION AND RUINING MY REPUTATION AS A GOOD GUY WON'T WORK THIS TIME DEMON!"
Yuugi laughed, "Hah, looks like your going to have to repeat yourself!"
Bakura sighed, "Fuck."
Mark: First chapter complete.
Jon: Will Ryou ever calm down? Will Yami ever convince Ra to let him come into the living world? Where the Hell are Kaiba, Mokuba, Duke, Mai, and Serenity? Why am I asking you these questions, it's not like you know the answers.
Mark: Close it up, slaves, I mean, friends!
ChibiObelisk: :looks up at you with puppy eyes, and for some reason has floppy puppy ears: Pwease Rewiew...
Jou: What the Hell? ChibiOBELISK?
ChibiObelisk: :punches Jou:
Jou: OH GOD!
ChibiObelisk: That's Chibi God to you, bitch!