OK. This one is pretty much just a random fic where Inuyasha and Kagome spend a day together. My friends and I were just joking around and these things just sorta popped up. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its characters.

Inuyasha squinted into the rising sun and snorted. Feh! he thought crossly. Stupid sun…having to rise and wake me up. The young half-demon yawned and pushed away from the tree he had slept against. He stretched for a bit the scanned his sleeping companions. An evil grin stretched across Inuyasha's face as he stared at Miroku. The monk was sprawled on his back with his arms and legs thrown out at random angles. His mouth hung open and he looked, in all, quiet comfortable. Inuyasha chuckled a little as all the evil and maniacal thoughts ran through his head. The young man crept over to his friend and crouched next to him. A few pokes in the monk's side convinced Inuyasha that he was well and truly asleep. Inuyasha leaned over his friend and took a deep breath.

"SIT!"

"Gah!"

"OMPH!"

Inuyasha went crashing down on Miroku with a scream. Unfortunately for the monk, Inuyasha had been directly over his stomach and…slightly lower areas. Due to the half-demon's weight, Miroku was flung into a nearly upright position. The poor monk's eyes were bulging and his scream of pain came out as only a high pitched squeak. As for Inuyasha, his face has buried in the dirt on Miroku's other side so his cries and curses where just muffled groans.

"Inuyasha…get off…" Miroku squealed.

"Mmmmnncnnmmmhh!"

"What?"

"Mmmm camt!"

Miroku fell back down and another squeak/scream escaped him.

"Iths aww magomaas thwault!"

"…huh?"

Kagome sat up from her sleeping bag and rubbed her eyes. She had just been woken up from a particularly good dream about 'sitting' Inuyasha by odd muffled squeals. Shippo sat up next to her and stared at the two men in front of him. He wasn't quiet sure what the guys were doing… And next to Shippo, Sango sat up and gaped at the Half-demon and monk. Her mouth dropped open and her eyes widened a little.

"Kagome?"

"Mmhmm?"

"Why is Inuyasha laying on Miroku's crotch?"

"…I have no idea."

"Mat! My head isth no on histh cwotch!" Inuyasha yelped.

"Get him off my crotch!" Miroku wailed.

Kagome and Sango exchanged a loooong look before standing. By this time the temporary paralysis Inuyasha was experiencing had left. He leapt up and scrambled away from Miroku, who promptly rolled onto his side and drew his legs up to his stomach. Sango began to laugh hysterically has Kagome tried to convince Miroku to uncurl himself. Shippo stared dumbly through it all. Kagome, having giving up on Miroku, looked around for Inuyasha. A glimpse of silver and a flash of gold was all she could see through the leaves of the nearest tree.

"Sango?"

The older girl was now bent over clutching her sides from laughing so hard.

"Sango!" Kagome yelled to her friend. Sango stood up and wiped tears off her cheeks.

"What…Kagome?" she managed to gasp.

"We aren't to far from the village yet. Why don't you take him back on Kirara?" Kagome suggested, motioning toward Miroku.

"Why can't Inuyasha take him?"

"I am NOT touching that filthy monk EVER again!"

This of course threw Sango into another laughing fit.

"And that leaves you Sango."

The demon slayer merely nodded and motioned for Kirara. The tiny cat demon came bounding over and changed into her larger form. It took both Kagome and Sango to get the curled up monk onto the cat's back. And even then Shippo had to sit next to him to make sure he didn't slip.

"I'll be back later Kagome."

"I'll be here."

OK. Didn't mean for this to be more that a one shot but I'm outta time.