Christopher and Victor sit down at the Slytherin table. It was a new year at Hogwarts. Raspberry a dirty blonde headed girl was snickering about something. She was snickering about how she put a "kick me" sign on Christopher's back. "I wonder what she is snickering about?" said Victor. "She's a bitch, she is, and she always will." Said Christopher. They looked over at the Huffelpuff table. They saw Katta, and Toru. Toru, and Katta were smiling, like they were preps. Then they looked at the Gryffindor table. They saw Aiko; she looked quite, and lonely. Then they looked at the new students. "Hissioum, Ryo!" screamed Professor McGonagull. Ryo trembled, and sat down. She looked worried. "It's your sister." Said Victor. "Ya, I know." Said Christopher. "Hmmm...you look like a Gryffindor!" yelled the sorting hat. "Gryffindor eh?" said Christopher. "Hiokeyo, Toku." Said Professor McGonagull. The blonde head girl that looked like a boy tripped, and got up, and sat down. "Hmmm, you're a hard one, Sly-, no Gryf-, no Huff-, no Rave-, I can't find a place to sort you." Said the sorting hat. "Huffelpuff!" yelled Toku. Toru slapped himself on the forehead, and said, "You got to be kidding me!" "Huffelpuff Huffelpuff Huffelpuff Huffelpuff Huffelpuff Huffelpuff Huffelpuff Huffelpuff!" screamed Toku. "Alright then Huffelpuff it is!" said the sorting hat. "Yay!" screamed Toku. She walked to the Huffelpuff table, and sat next to her brother Toru. "Hi ya brother, Toru!" screamed Toku. "You got to be kidding me!" said Toru. "I hope you know that Toru likes to suck his thumb, and sleep with his teddy bear, and he is a scared of the dark, and he –" Toku couldn't finish her sentence because Toku covered up her mouth. "She has A.D.D." said Toru sadly. The girls at the Huffelpuff table snickered. "I do not have A.D.D.!" screamed Toku. Christopher, and Victor just looked at Toru, and Toku. Christopher sighed; He waited, and waited for the sorting ceremony to be over. He finally looked at the Ravenclaw table. He glared at only two people, Iris, and Kim. Iris loves to rip of Christopher's shirts, and wash them, but when she washes them they become ripped up. Iris did admit that she loved him as a boyfriend, in the third year. Iris took him to the Yule ball, but Christopher wanted to go with Aiko, but Katta already asked her. That was last year, thought. Kim she hated Slytherin's especially Christopher. Almost everyone hated her, well if you were in Slytherin. Toru loves her as a girlfriend, but Kim she only loves him as a friend. Christopher took a sip of water, and waited. "Now it's time to eat!" said Headmistress Kastle. Christopher didn't eat. "Why aren't you eating, Chrissy!" said Victor. "Just say Chris, not Chrissy, stop acting gay! Kyoko is going to get specious about you, and break up with you, and I'm not hungry." Said Christopher. "Ok." Said Victor. Raspberry looked at Christopher. "What?" said Christopher? "Meet me outside." Whispered Raspberry. "What's that all about?" asked Victor. "She wants me to meet her outside." Said Christopher. "Are you going to meet her?" said Victor. "Ya." Said Christopher. They finished eating, and when the head boy was ready about to lead people to the Slytherin Common room. Christopher, and Raspberry snuck outside. They went into a dark area. "What do you want?" said Christopher. Christopher didn't hear a reply. He felt something kiss his lips. Christopher slapped what ever kissed his lips because it was so dark. "Raspberry, did you kiss me?" asked Christopher. He felt something hug him. "Yes, Christopher, I want to show you my true feelings about you." Cried Raspberry. She pulled off the kick me sign, and threw it to the ground. "I love you." Said Raspberry. She took his hand, and she pulled him to a area were they can see each other. "I'm sorry, for all the mean things I did to you, I always liked you!" cried Raspberry. "Thanks, now I have two girls after me!" said Christopher. "Who!" said Raspberry? "Iris, duh!" said Christopher. Raspberry made a sour look on her face, and said "Right, I forgot about her..." said Raspberry. Christopher was ready to go back to the castle, but Raspberry touched his back, and said, "Please will you just stay here for a couple of minutes?" Christopher sighed, and said "Sure." Raspberry smiled, and said "Thank you." Christopher did a little smile, and sat down on a grassy area. Raspberry sat really close to him. "I love you." Said Raspberry. "Yeah, I know, you told me five million times already." Said Christopher. "Wait, the password to get in the common room!" exclaimed Christopher, "I know it." Said Raspberry. "You do?" said Raspberry. 'My father is the head of Slytherin." Said Raspberry. "Well, well, what do we have here?" said Miko. Christopher, and Raspberry made a look like opps. "Raspberry Rachel Kastle! I'll let you off the hook, but Christopher..." said Miko. "I told him to come outside with me." Explained Raspberry. "Oh, Raspberry, go to the common room. You too Christopher. Miko walked off in to the mist. "Thanks Raspberry, for not getting me in trouble," said Christopher. "Your Welcome, but there is a price!" said Raspberry. "What?" Groaned Christopher. "You have to be my boyfriend!" said Raspberry. "What if I don't want to be your boyfriend?" said Christopher. "Mom, will beat up your ass. I'll make your life hell." Said Raspberry. "Oh, but what if I be your boyfriend, what do I get out of it?" said Christopher. "Me! But if you get in trouble I will tell it was my fault. So you wouldn't get in trouble." Said Raspberry. "Sure I'll be your boyfriend, but you are going to have Iris. She likes me too." Said Christopher. "Oh yeah that bitch." Said Raspberry. "Yeah." Said Christopher. "Well, let's go to the common room." Said Raspberry. "Ok." Said Christopher. They walked down to the dungeons. "Ocolapus." Said Raspberry. They went threw the trapdoor. "What took you so long?" said Victor. Victor looked at Christopher's lips, and at his collar. There was lipstick over Christopher's lips, and collar. "Trying on lip stick eh?" said a 1st year slytherin. "Oh, I see what happened." Said a slytherin girl. "Making out, so that was it." Said Kyoko. Raspberry blushed. "It's not what you think it was, well yeah it was." Said Christopher. Christopher blushed. He went to his dorm. He sat on his bed, and looked out of his window. "Iris, Raspberry, or Aiko!" said Christopher. He turned into his animugus an orange cat. "Well Aiko has Katta, but Raspberry, and Iris! I hope the Yule ball isn't coming up soon!" Thought Christopher. He fell asleep in his animugus form.