Okie dokie, so, I don't own twilight but I wish I did blah blah blah.
have any of you seen the twilight doll?
if you haven't, here it is. .
here is a script if the cullens found out it was real!!
Bella: whoa! edward, come here
Edward: What is it my love…. whoa!
Bella: There are dolls of us!
Edward: OMC!
Bella: What?!?!?
Edward: I have that jacket!
Bella: They did a good job on you! My doll looks creepy!
Edward: Your doll is beautiful, just like you. Except no doll could portray how lovely you are.
Outside Voice (Miss Ter): everybody go awwww BOOOOO (they didn't hear that)
Bella: -blushes- Have I ever told you I loved you?
Edward: I slightly remember that. I don't think any dolls that look like us could love each other as much as we really do!
Bella: That was slightly confusing.
Edward: They got my hair all wrong!
Bella: And your face, what were they thinking, putting your god-like features onto porcelain!
Edward: Do you know who my doll looks like? That guy in the fourth Harry Potter movie!
Bella: Cedric Diggory played by Robert Pattinson?
Edward: He doesn't look like me at all! Well, nobody could pull this off!
Bella: He's in this new movie, called Twilight.
Edward: What's it about?
Bella: A vampire falling in love with a human.
Edward: That sort of sounds like if we were a movie.
Bella: That's a Hannah Montana song!
Edward: Don't even get me started on her. You like her?
Bella: Liked. In around fifth grade.
Edward: Forgetting that horrible music era, let's go downstairs.
Bella: But wont they be jealous that we have dolls and they don't?
Edward: Alice might be, but the others wont.
(walk downstairs)
Bella: Hey guys! We have DOLLS!
Edward: Way to not make them jealous.
Alice: Not fair!
Rosalie: What's not fair is that they have a Jacob doll (no they don't) and they don't have any of us!
Jasper: You should get a Jacob doll, so you can torture it!
Rosalie: Good idea!
Edward: Where's Emmett?
Carlisle: He went down to the post office for Bella's "birthday gift".
Esme: That should be interesting.
Emmett: HONEY and everyone else!!!! I'm home!!!
Rosalie: What's in the box, Em?
Alice: Oh, I see it! ROFL!
Edward: Oh no.
Bella: I hate gifts.
Alice: Cool wrapping paper.
(wrapping paper is apples, flowers, ribbons, and chess pieces.)
(Bella tears it open)
Edward: OMC no way no way!
Jasper: That was strangely out of character.
Bella: It's the dolls we were just looking at five minutes ago!
Edward: I wonder how they knew. (looks at alice)
Emmett: -grabs dolls, removes clothes- Ha, ha, ha.
Edward: Please stop.
Emmett: Oh come on, plastic underclothes.
Esme: Remember Emmett, these are dolls. For SMALL CHILDREN!
Bella: -blushes really red. stuffs head in pillow-
Emmett: -makes dolls do it-
Esme: -takes dolls from Emmett- Stop, you're embarrassing Bella!
Emmett: That's the point!
Rosalie: This is good! I'll go get some blood flavored popcorn!
Jasper: Oooh extra bloody please!
Alice: Hey let's go see that vampire movie!
Jasper: Can we bring the bloody popcorn?
Alice: Yes dear.
(they all see the movie)
Carlisle: They're onto us!
Edward: To Alaska!
(they get to Alaska)
Bella: I'm cold.
Edward: I'm thirsty. I must hunt so I do not eat you.
(runs off to eat a polar bear {sorry polar bear lovers, vamps gotta eat})
(Jacob randomly appears, with theme music)
Jacob: -dun dunuh NUH- Don't worry Bella, I'll keep you warm!
Edward: -licks lips- In your dreams dog!
Jacob: -whimper, randomly disappears-
Alice: There are no malls here. I'm going to this cute little city in France where it always rains but is warm. You wanna come?
Bella: Yes please!
(Edward, Bella, Alice, and Jasper go to France)
Rosalie: Where'd the others go?
Emmett: IDK, my bff Jill?
(in France….)
Alice: Yay shopping!
Bella: Ugh, shopping.
Edward/Jasper: I'm staying out of this.
Bella: Can we go back to Forks?
Edward: Love, we can't!
Bella: Yes we can! The actors look nothing like any of us except for one or two features, and they don't even have the same names! Gosh!
Edward: Oh. Okay then.
Jasper: Haha! Eddiepoo's all embarrassed! I can feeeeeeeeel it.
Edward: Don't you dare call me that if you like your head.
Jasper: I love my head more than anything!
Alice: ExCUSE me?
Jasper: Except Alice of course.
Alice: That's better.
(in Forks…..)
Charlie: Where the hell were you? You're grounded until you're an adult.
Bella: I'm 18, dad.
Charlie: Bye then! I'm going fishing until I die! Come on Billy!
Edward: We have the house to ourselves….
Bella: So let's……
LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON
Bella: AHHH!! RENESMEE!
Jacob: AHHHH!! I LOVE YOU!
Edward: AAAAAAHH! I HATE YOU JACOB BLACK!
Bella: Cool I'm a vampire!
(Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, and Emmett return from Alaska)
Emmett: We think you ditched us.
Bella: Oh really?
Carlisle: What happened while we were gone?
Bella: Oh, nothing.
Renesmee: Goo!
Jacob: Shush Nessie, you'll blow it!
Bella/Edward: What did you just call her?
the end, and the rest is history.
Edward: that's not how it went
Bella: no, not at all.
Me: too bad! read breaking dawn if you want the real thing!