Donkey Kong Country: Down the Drain!
One day Donkey Kong and Diddy walked into Cranky's lab/house holding a coconut.
"Cranky!" They yelled. "We need to hide this here coconut from Candy! She is playing hide and go seek with it!"
"Holy bubbles! You young'ns are so loud! Hurts an old man's ears!" Cried the Crankster. Cranky walked down stairs and saw Donkey Kong and Diddy standing there. "You two are stinky! You need a bath!"
"A bath? What is the meaning of this?" Donkey Kong questioned skeptically.
"You've never taken a bath before?" It was more of a statement than a question. "That's terrible! No wonder you stink! Come, follow me. I will show you to the potty room."
"Cranky?"
"Yes Diddy?"
"What is the potty room?"
"It is the place where people go to sit on the throne, so to speak."
"Whoa!" Donkey yelled. "If I'm gonna be the king of Congo Bongo, I gotta go there more often!"
"No, you stupid! That's not the throne room! Well, it is, but it is... a different kind of throne. It is the place where people go when their bladders are full."
"Okie-dokie. That's why you spend so much time in there," Diddy said blasphemically.
"That's not funny. We are here now. I will run the bath water, and then you two can get in."
"Okie-dokie," they said together in unison.
"The bath water is ready!" Cranky announced. Diddy and Donkey Kong walked obediently into the potty room and climbed into the tub.
"What a strange sensation!" cried Donkey Kong.
"This is truly beautiful. I like feeling clean." Diddy commented as Donkey Kong splashed around happily.
"When you are done, drain the water." Cranky pointed to a small nob at the bottom of the tub. "Don't let yourself get sucked down. And don't forget soap!" Cranky left the bathroom and chuckled evilly for no apparent reason.
Back in the bathroom
"Oh this is so much fun, Diddy!"
"I know Donkey Kong."
"I love taking baths!"
"Yes Donkey."
"We should take baths every day!"
"Is that healthy?"
"I dunno. I suppose having fun has to be healthy. We could ask Cranky."
"Cranky knows everything, after all."
"Yup. He sure does. He has an answer for everything."
Diddy Kong said enthusiastically, "Yeah!!! We should go ask Cranky right now!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
They both stood up and were about to get out when Donkey realized they had to drain the water. So they sat back down and Diddy reached into the water and pulled the plug out. "Ooohhhhhh! The water is turning into a little tornado and going down, down, down!!" Diddy observed observantly.
"It's really cool! I like" Donkey observed observantly.
All of a sudden, Diddy's expression changed from happy and excited to quite troubled. "It's pulling at my fir. I don't like it!" he cried.
"Oh yeah!," Donkey realized, scratching his head, "Cranky told us to get out when we drain it. Lets go." Donkey stood up and got out of the tub. He heard some muffled noises but figured it was Cranky being his cranky self mumbling. He grabbed a towel for himself and another one for Diddy. "Hey little buddy, heres a tow- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!" he screamed in horror as he looked at the tub and saw only Diddy's hand at the top of the drain, clinging on with all its might.
Donkey rushed over and grabbed his hand, in an attempt to pull him out. He pulled and pulled with all his might, and Diddy slowly came out. But just then the drain started pulling even harder. "CRANKY!!! COME HELP!!!!!! THE DRAIN IS INSANE!!!!" he cried in desperation, "hey.... "the drain is insane... that rhymes!!! I'm like a poet!!!
"DONKEY!!! SHUDDUP AND GET ME OUUUUT!!!" Diddy cried unhappily.
Cranky came running down the hall. But it seemed the closer he got, the harder the drain pulled, and the closer they got to the drain.
Cranky's heart was pounding in his chest as her ran faster and faster, trying to save those two stupid monkeys! He flung open the door and looked, horrified at the tub. He came in just in time to see Diddy scream as he was sucked into the infinite, dark abyss that was the drain!!!!! Donkey, arm began to get sucked into the drain!!! He pulled back as hard as he could, but it was to no avail. The top half of his body was slowly sucked in and his legs began to follow.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cranky yelled, and dove for Donkey's ankle. He grabbed on and tried to pull him out but he was a frail old man and failed to hold his ground. Donkey was pulled into the drain and lost for all eternity, Cranky, who was still holding onto his ankle tightly, was sucked slowly in behind him.
They were lost.
DUM DUM DUM!!!!!